Yeah, because my vagina bleeding and hurting, a small person being completely dependent on me 24/7, and my breasts feeling like they are going to explode is relaxing, JON.3yr ⋅ HarleyLynn2121 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Waiting for the Governor to decide whether to reopen schools or not...4yr ⋅ letherunderyourskin ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Fuck yes it’s about time. It’s almost like we need more women in management.3yr ⋅ Catbrainsloveart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW My 3 yr old is begging for candy while eating french toast with syrup and powdered sugar on top...5yr ⋅ Lil_MsPerfect ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
None of the women in my life have asked details about the job or even expressed excitement. They just want to know who’s watching the kids3yr ⋅ SoundsSchmidty ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My five year old four minutes into a walk after parkouring in the house all morning.4yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Laying in bed breastfeeding in the middle of the night and looking under the covers to see two big eyes staring back at you3yr ⋅ bivalve_attack ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Lately I’ve been losing the ongoing “Keep a Reasonable Bedtime Battle”4yr ⋅ CrivensAndShips ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Bad words are fun, especially when you're 3. Xpost from r/whitepeopletwitter6yr ⋅ peacelovinhippy ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Especially with kids. The biggest boxes are not easy to come by if you want to build a fort.4yr ⋅ CrivensAndShips ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my toddler finally figures out how to use the training potty, and figures out how to make himself pee every few minutes to get praise and a treat5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I overhear my husband giving our daughter a bath, and he's singing I'm bringing bathtime back, show me where them rubber duckies at... to the tune of. I'm bringing sexy back.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 2 year old tried to sneak up on me by crouching down, taking tiny steps and with every step saying sneak sneak all the way down the hallway! I never suspected a thing!7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I read 'Hasbro' instead of 'Haribo' and I was still like, So true, so true...6yr ⋅ MrsStoneBones ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW My husband doesn't have a date for his brain surgery yet (it was supposed to happen two weeks ago at latest), I apparently need my gallbladder out, the house is a disaster and the kids are refusing to sleep.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Shout out to all of us just tryna hide from the sanctimoms and make a friend!7yr ⋅ littlered2 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my toddler has been clingy all day and my husband comes home and is all over me too7yr ⋅ StephieCupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW one of my longtime friends who just had a baby starts sharing anti-vax stuff6yr ⋅ sakuramota ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My husband stayed home from work today for absolutely no reason and I sent this to him.5yr ⋅ NLMillion ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Just saw this and man the struggle for a healthy variety every fucking night is so real5yr ⋅ ugga_mugga_bitches ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I’m gonna guess she wants Steve to hold the baby for a second so she can have a break...6yr ⋅ oilymagnolia ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
First day of potty training twin boys. Send help. Everything I own is covered in pee.5yr ⋅ ticktockmaven ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Actual footage of my still nursing toddler when I take my bra off in front of her7yr ⋅ DinosaurKale ⋅ r/TrollXMoms