Which one of you is spitting truth on Twitter?

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Perfect date

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Beam me up Scotty

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Is it, though?

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Notable, Leverhulme Prize-winning philosopher Liam Kofi Bright joins the cause

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Oh my God did I cry-y

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God to Bangladesh: Try eating something else

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This must be what “you can’t even taste them” is supposed to mean

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We would also have accepted Andrew.

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Fun fact: Smothered is the only one on this list that's also a CAUSE OF DEATH

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Not in *my* moms’ group.

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Somehow, I can't believe it either...

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If your mouse is bigger than your keyboard, you might be a 40%er.

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A year to remember...

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Making everyone's menu I guess!

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Quarantine time is wrench time

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Me, every time I spot a vintage keyboard:

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Co-worker has a new last name? Congratul--

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Pulled pork tacos

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The struggle is real

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My 2-week old is Oliver Platt...

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Have a 9009 keyset? Here are your new shoes.

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Okay, which one of you is this? (x-post /r/oldpeoplefacebook)

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There's one in every Plasti-Dip thread...

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My babies' new favorite reaction GIF, from Where is Thumbkin?

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Almost made it out the door...

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Wish you had another cat? Just remember...

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My little hellcat, chillin' with her favorite Cthulhu toy.

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