I wish this was a joke. I learned a very important lesson about hook size and yarn adjustment for patterns.4yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/crochet
My five year old four minutes into a walk after parkouring in the house all morning.4yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My husband has my four year old convinced that there’s a “Pants Man” superhero and my son spent the day asking for Pants Man toys. We are buying pants tomorrow.4yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Cluster feeding this sick little girl. Exhausted and have had to pee for an hour but she’s having the literal worst day of her life so I’m going to stick it out and provide warm closeness and liquid love.6yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/breastfeeding
[Humor] My reaction after I convince myself that popping the zit is a good idea and now have a jagged sore ON TOP of my pimple.6yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
My four year old has fed the 65 pound dog every day, twice a day, for two years. This was his work today.4yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Two extremely similar blankets, both from 100 years ago but made by two women on different coasts.6yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/crochet
My 4 year old did this while I was cleaning the bathroom. I can’t help but think there’s a deeper meaning here.5yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When your babies are asleep and your neighbors loudly remind you that people light off fireworks on New Year’s Eve.5yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My five year old wanted to take a picture of me hacking, thought all the elements made this picture pretty sick.4yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/footbag
MRW I have to decide to either nap the boob addict toddler and fight a 90 minute bedtime at 8:30 pm, or skip the nap and deal with a cranky ass mess pterodactyl/toddler for five more hours, but with a 20 minute bedtime7yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Me after spending 48 hours in the maternity ward watching the Jersey Shore marathon.6yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When the service is basically nonexistent at the cafe and after an hour, my toddler is showing signs of intense freak out mode, and my childless friend whom I haven't seen in forever says, yes, she would like to see the dessert menu.7yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my neighbor asks me if it's okay if he cuts down the tree whose branches cover our roof and constantly layer our yard with teeny tiny unrakeable leaves.8yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW baby hasn't napped, I haven't showered, and if I don't go to the store then all we'll have for dinner is eggs.8yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my clinger baby who just woke up from a “nap” furiously rubs her eyes.5yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW me and husband are trying to be nicer to each other but he asks me why it's such a big deal that he only takes out HIS things from the dryer.8yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW the dog will be gone ALLLLL day getting spayed, but I realize that she isn't here to eat all the food baby throws on the floor.8yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIF this morning when I noticed a black, shiny cylinder underneath my car this morning. (It was just tire foam)8yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
[Product Question] does anyone have any idea why this bath and body works shower gel has rapidly purged and cleared my whole body of acne?3yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
[HELP] can someone help me identify this yarn by this awful picture?5yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/crochet
News story in a low budget film. Someone immediately stopped giving fucks. Sorry for potato quality.9yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/funny
