Everybody wants in on that chicken

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Thought about doing something nice for my S.O. who is rarely on ACNH, but then thought, Nah, imma scare him with a crab outside his house next time he's online.

3yr ⋅

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My husband and I are relatively new and have terrible luck with stars. My husband put a toilet out on the beach for fun, and all of a sudden stars started. Everytime there was a lull, one of us sits on the toilet, and then stars come again. Thank you, Magic Potty.

3yr ⋅

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Local bar is giving out shots for shots.

3yr ⋅

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From a local FB group. Stay safe y'all, people are crazy.

10mo ⋅

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They really need to make the thought bubbles different colors to represent different things.

3yr ⋅

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2 year old is 38 tall and weighs 50lbs, but hey, let her have chips!

6yr ⋅

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Something for parents to remember--it's a lot to process for any age

3yr ⋅

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I need someone who isn't reliant on just this income AKA I want you to come to my house and work all day for nothing.

5yr ⋅

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When Dutch complains that you haven't contributed to the camp in awhile and you're petty AF

5yr ⋅

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Heads up, SkyView parents (if you're not already aware). Some assholes are being disruptive to your kids. 🤬

2yr ⋅

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In my local free group...I must eat sandwiches in a sealed form.

6yr ⋅

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My local Dollar Tree has these random ceramic sculptures. With a bit of paint, they'd be easy star fragments!

3yr ⋅

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Putting a local rec here for Patras Gyros in Hazel Dell. Huge portion and super flavorful.

2yr ⋅

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It's the same dang food, kid

6yr ⋅

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Vault 31 Bar is holding a raffle for fully vaccinated individuals, supported by them and other local businesses.

3yr ⋅

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Communism is the freedom to make business choices, I guess 🤷‍♀️

4yr ⋅

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Communism is the freedom to make business choices I guess 🤷‍♀️

4yr ⋅

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The verdict on Johnlock, straight from the writers

7yr ⋅

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I hear we're talking about ways to beat the heat this weekend...go down to Costco and get yourself some Otter Pops!

3yr ⋅

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I don't like hearing the truth, so that makes it invalid!

9yr ⋅

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Got my copy of The New Reformation by Shai Linne. Hopefully will get some reading time this weekend. Is anyone else currently reading it?

3yr ⋅

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$230 DD order this morning.

1yr ⋅

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When you work DT drinks during a rush...

2yr ⋅

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Heads up that if you're an independent, Democrat, or otherwise non-Republican, you gotta start looking for a new place to live. /s

3yr ⋅

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Funny how this happens...

7yr ⋅

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I didn't know not liking garbage disposals disqualifies you from politics...

5yr ⋅

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Maybe because there were a ton of people who didn't follow the rules the first time?? Also, why they gotta drag Jim into this.

3yr ⋅

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As a white person, what kind of white person crap are some of these names??

5yr ⋅

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[No spoilers] Just finished the show, and realized I have a close match for a handmaid's dress (apart from the shorter sleeves). Found at Goodwill a few years ago. Blessed be the fruit

6yr ⋅

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F/23/5'3 [250lbs > 190lbs = 60lbs] Face progress, and finally at the weight listed on my driver's license!

8yr ⋅

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Made a John Watson Christmas jumper for myself, and someone made my son a matching one!

7yr ⋅

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1) You do not have a business 2) In what world would LLR remotely fit into the date night/cocktail dress realm? 3) I'm not spending $50 to look even more like a melted ice cream cone than I already do

5yr ⋅

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I had kind of connected with her while we were both going through bad postpartum depression in out first pregnancies. Glad she found an MLM to help her this time! 🙄 I'm glad I'm not pregnant now--I'm sure I'd get the sales pitch.

4yr ⋅

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During my LOTR iz my life phase. I mean, it still is, but I keep my precious to myself.

6yr ⋅

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Insane people of Instagram. Detox your baby, and refuse all shots!!!!

5yr ⋅

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Found this while looking for articles on bathroom scales. Uh, yeah, I might be the expert if i have an M.D. after my name. Last I checked, I don't.

7yr ⋅

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I've just been diagnosed, but don't see my doctor or the health advisors until next week. Has anyone experienced a high fasting sugar that didn't really rise during the test? It's weird, because I tend to see the test failed due to levels that rose too high during the test.

1yr ⋅

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Nearly Finished Object -- John Watson's Christmas Jumper (my first sweater)

8yr ⋅

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I have a sick baby. Be in my BeachBody group!

6yr ⋅

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Just tried a new take on the smokey eye, ccnw pores!

7yr ⋅

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Ah yes, the classic government tracking conspiracy. Found on an article about a chicken pox outbreak likely due to the number of unvaxxed kids in the school

5yr ⋅

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(Sanity) tfw you're so focused on defeating the patriarchy, you think everything a woman does is because of the patriarchy

8yr ⋅

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Lady sells Thrive and used it while pregnant. Isn't it supposed to be bad for pregnant women? The baby was also recently born prematurely, not sure if that's coincidence...

6yr ⋅

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3rd night in a row of stars. Did I crack some secret code?? #magicpotty

3yr ⋅

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34w, FTM, don't have a crib, haven't taken any birthing classes or toured any hospitals

8yr ⋅

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This eye cream really works!! And the different lighting environments have absolutely nothing to do with it!!

6yr ⋅

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Before s4 ended, there was a charity wager. Was there ever a follow up?

7yr ⋅

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FB friend HATES cops with a fiery passion, and reposts things like this all the time.

6yr ⋅

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After being on pelvic rest from 13w-21w, I was told by my doctor I can finally go off it.

9yr ⋅

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Was reminiscing and found this picture from discharge day at the hospital. Sums up the new parenthood feeling pretty well, I think

6yr ⋅

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On a post advertising the new Jurassic Park movie...they'll use any opportunity, right?!

6yr ⋅

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Ben & Jerry's is usually up to $4.25 at my local grocery store...today it was $2.98. Time to stock up!

8yr ⋅

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How do I weave in the ends of thicker yarn without making it too obvious? Hair tie for scale because I'm fresh out of bananas

7yr ⋅

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My kid's grape was pregnant.

7yr ⋅

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YL shillers claim that oils make you closer to God (another pic in the comments)

6yr ⋅

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Our Doctor Who-themed announcement. :)

9yr ⋅

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MRW, as a FTM, I started leaking colostrum at 21 weeks

9yr ⋅

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This is a size Medium Lularoe dress...I am certainly not a medium. 5' 4, 250lb, and I can still grab a handful of fabric

6yr ⋅

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What exactly are they hoping to accomplish here?

7yr ⋅

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