MRW I’m trying to catch up on laundry and realize that the dryer has broken for the second time in less than a week.5yr ⋅ nollie_ollie ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my one year old is hungry, but doesn't want anything I offer.7yr ⋅ travelinghobbit ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
As a newish mom who finally got new bras (after 2 years of wearing breastfeeding bras). This is my current mood8yr ⋅ sharkey87 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I go to baby group and another Mum is telling me how amazingly advanced her 5 month old is.8yr ⋅ boochix ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Please tell me this doesn't continue past Season 1 Episode 1 of Daniel Tiger7yr ⋅ DinosaurKale ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW we just finished moving out of our apartment, SO is recovering from surgery (during which a carcinoma was found), and our 6 week old baby is going through a growth spurt and screams unless I'm holding him8yr ⋅ NFitz ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Me to my husband when our cranky 21mo can't be appeased no matter what we do.8yr ⋅ OutForAWalk-Bitch ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW It's 10pm and the littles keep coming out of their room asking me for stuff- GO TO SLEEP7yr ⋅ momalwaysknows ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Every single time I start trying to unload some of my kids outgrown stuff on Facebook Marketplace and somebody immediately messages if I can give them the items for free... No explanation.6yr ⋅ dscokink8 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Any other true crime fan moms on this sub? Been reading about the EAR/ONS capture all day like6yr ⋅ CoachKnope ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I'm nursing my newborn & my toddler turns on Caillou but I can't reach the remote to turn it off.9yr ⋅ phyllis_the_cat ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When kid tells me Mama, you smell like poop after kicking and flailing through a #2 diaper change.7yr ⋅ DonutPlains ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Or maybe someone else's mom, who is an Internet stranger, but is rooting for you :)7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My partner and I decided to try for our first baby next year. Scared but also excited6yr ⋅ Greeneyes_84 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW riding with my daughter who just got her learner's permit and she has to change lanes8yr ⋅ OhYeahThat ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My daughter made a gingerbread girl. Husband commented on her rosy cheeks DD corrects him No! She's bleeding from her eyeballs! then cackles.6yr ⋅ Littlefingersthroat ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I've pretty much exhausted my repertoire of things to entertain my 1 year old and I still have hours to go before bedtime.7yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Me after spending 48 hours in the maternity ward watching the Jersey Shore marathon.6yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I find out the paed we've been seeing doesn't diagnose ASD and they then refuse to refer us to one who does because my son isn't showing one specific symptom right at that moment... because he's in sensory overload.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
M (internal)RW the kids, husband, work,... hell everything, pisses me off today7yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Told my molar-teething toddler that his Motrin was a bedtime treat and he didn't fight it. I ain't even ashamed.7yr ⋅ MommaPunchy ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my daughter argued with me this morning over which hole farts come out of.8yr ⋅ rlw0312 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My husband trying to convince our toddler to try a bite of dinner6yr ⋅ magical_realist ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Trolls, I’m going to be a mom in 2 weeks and I’m not prepared to give her this blanket. I have been waiting to receive it forever, and now I don’t want to share.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW Queen came on the radio and my 15 month old daughter runs in, strarts dancing, claps when the song ended then asked for more!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Had such a rough motherhood moment today. After 2 tantrums, skipping lunch and diaper, and toddler fell asleep in the car so now I get to try to carry him (without waking) from the car to his room upstairs while 7 months pregnant, and then I realize I forgot to change his wet crib sheets!! Arrrghhh8yr ⋅ stevienickz ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIW my toddler destroys my plants after telling him not to touch them and people hit me with this nugget of wisdom.6yr ⋅ maowsers93 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Currently 24 weeks pregnant. How I picture my baby moving around right now.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my mom tells me her sister has been watching a lot of YouTube videos by a chiropractor in California and she wants to warn me of the dangers of vaccinating my baby.8yr ⋅ lisajeaners ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Can definitely relate to this as my toddler practices his vocal skills....8yr ⋅ toomuchtoddler ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I hear a random baby cry when my son's not a baby anymore. PS I love non crying babies.7yr ⋅ kimbobobo ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My dad's RW I tell him we're holding onto all the baby stuff because as soon as we get rid of it, I'll get pregnant again. Story in comments.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Sure we have had 4 outfit changes today, but I successfully clipped her nails, so I will consider this day a success.8yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 5 year old nieces have started calling my 2 week old son buddy, this is who I think of whenever they say it8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my toddler during a temper tantrum dramatically flings to the floor but then looks up to see my reaction8yr ⋅ ifiwazatreeyouwldknw ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I knew I had the house all to myself after 2 weeks of being with the kid with no breaks.8yr ⋅ Ecjg2010 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Happy mothers day to all moms whether they came from your hoo ha or not lol8yr ⋅ NLMillion ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I absentmindedly take in too much dairy leading to my EBF 5 week old son scream crying his way through the night from gas for the first time since we came home from the hospital.8yr ⋅ eyesonherhorizon ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When I realize at 6am that we're out of fucking coffee and I'm alone with the children for 12 hours before my husband gets home from work...8yr ⋅ Flitterbee ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I thought my son was on fire because I saw smoke coming from where he was sitting. But it turned out he had just farted and it caused some baby powder to blow out his diaper.8yr ⋅ Wolfblaine ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When the service is basically nonexistent at the cafe and after an hour, my toddler is showing signs of intense freak out mode, and my childless friend whom I haven't seen in forever says, yes, she would like to see the dessert menu.7yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I stayed up way too late the night before and hear my toddler at 5:30 in the morning8yr ⋅ chins_up_smiles_on ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When you're crowning but the doctor isn't in yet, all the nurses be like:5yr ⋅ thelonelyorchid ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I'm just trying to eat dinner in peace but my 8 y/o is trying to convince me to let him see Deadpool by saying his delinquent class mate gets to go.8yr ⋅ Marlboro_Gold ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW hubby and I are trying to enjoy a Date Night meal together and our son keeps coming down the stairs to see what we're doing.8yr ⋅ Velvetroses ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
After listening to my kids play in the other room, I made a pie chart on how they spent their time together7yr ⋅ soggymama ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW husband knees my back to get up with the baby already so he can keep sleeping9yr ⋅ thrownormanaway ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my 2 month old sleeps for 5 hours straight but I still wake up from habit so I just stare at him like8yr ⋅ cait_o ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Going to find out the gender of monster #2 today, MRW everyone asks my 16 month old daughter if she wants a brother or sister and she replies with doggie!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my neighbor asks me if it's okay if he cuts down the tree whose branches cover our roof and constantly layer our yard with teeny tiny unrakeable leaves.8yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Take your kids outside as often as you can – they burn energy, get healthier, and do not destroy the house!7yr ⋅ BonoBonoDave ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my mom continually tries to get my 5 year old to do things he is not interested in and then gets offended/upset.6yr ⋅ OliviaEversea ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I'm trying to nap and my newborn keeps grunting and being generally noisy7yr ⋅ ihave2kittens ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my 6-year-old has been asking to have her birthday party at Chuck E Cheese all month6yr ⋅ franticshouting ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I dropped off my son for school after the holidays and ran into all the other mom's and dad's..8yr ⋅ Velvetroses ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
