Had fun at my Daughters Birthday party today but HIFW its over!! : )7yr ⋅ momalwaysknows ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Xpost from trollx: A conversation my cousin had with her 7 year old troll in a crowded grocery store9yr ⋅ sheliekins ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
After 5 minutes of debating with my 8 year old about taking a shower7yr ⋅ IntergalacticCakepan ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Kid's asleep in my room. Wear husbands slippers out or wake the kid? Decisions were made.9yr ⋅ chammisan ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Finally finished packing for the hospital for my maternity stay...9yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my toddler is still talking and singing to herself an hour and a half after I put her to bed8yr ⋅ naticus ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I finally get my kid down to sleep successfully, creep out w/o her noticing, and realize I left my phone in her room8yr ⋅ tercerero ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 2 year old's reaction to every-fucking-thing all the live long fucking day9yr ⋅ jadebear ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I check into my student loan pay off amount and it's finally only 1k.8yr ⋅ Trishlovesdolphins ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
The SO and I aren’t used to having the kids so much, so after they go to bed, we’re going to get high, play video games and eat a ton of junk food....6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I'm getting used to having very young children back in the house.8yr ⋅ Velvetroses ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
M(internal)RW my neighbor complains it is exhausting when she's just trying to relax after work and she can hear my 2 yr old crying, singing, & running around.7yr ⋅ firedrops ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW husband wakes up after sleeping in after I've been dealing with the kids BS all morning8yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When you get your boobs back after breastfeeding 2 kids over the course of 3 years ...8yr ⋅ lillalilly ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW at 38 weeks pregnant I am having all the sex to induce labor while the MIL is out of town...8yr ⋅ eyesonherhorizon ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my toddler is trying to have a tantrum on me and my husband tells me that he will take over if i want to go anywhere9yr ⋅ acryliquesurprize ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Trying to decide if showing my 5 year old Mad Max Fury Road tonight would be bad parenting.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I spent hours cleaning my car and my daughter tries to sneak in a snack. I need at least 72 hours to feel like I accomplished something8yr ⋅ androgynous_potato ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I can only imagine how many of you will save this to text your husbands...8yr ⋅ OutForAWalk-Bitch ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
This was posted in r/Trashy - all the comments agreed this was a justified move. I figured y'all would too.8yr ⋅ metakates ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Oops! (actually, mine says, Come on, motherfucker! which is hilarious but so so bad)8yr ⋅ something_beautiful ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I am hiding in the bathroom on the other side of the house on purpose but they still find me.7yr ⋅ momalwaysknows ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
So my ex-husband says, Hey, have you seen the ID tags on the kids' instruments?8yr ⋅ superluminal ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a childless woman says parents should spend more time with their kids instead of sending them to school8yr ⋅ Bromoko1 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
After my fuck off babies, its dancin time post, i give you bruch margaritas post breakfast bicardis on the plane8yr ⋅ littlered2 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I quietly discover that my husband thinks he's taking the baby to the pediatrician instead of me8yr ⋅ Whiskerton ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW another parent suggests it would be great if our kids got married to each other.8yr ⋅ beepbopboopdedoop ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I cleaned out one of the kids closets today. So far he hasn't noticed...9yr ⋅ ohyouzuzu ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I manage to clip my sleeping baby's finger talons without waking him or drawing blood8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my husband didn't even complete half of his 5-item honey-do list before leaving for work8yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my clinger baby who just woke up from a “nap” furiously rubs her eyes.5yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIF when I sit down and the baby screams bloody murder over the monitor, but when I check on her she's completely passed out9yr ⋅ KaleyAzuri ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW My Husband Completely Cleaned A Room AND Did It Without Being Asked7yr ⋅ BiggieFriesnShake ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my husband's vasectomy is finally scheduled after I nagged him for months about it. I'm suddenly heartbroken that my son will be an only.8yr ⋅ lateralwineshop ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW it's Thanksgiving and I have to be dairy free thanks to my 4 month old8yr ⋅ Duckie2005 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW daycare is having a parents' night out tonight and my husband is on a hiking trip. Pedicure and dinner with a margarita are in the agenda.7yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My husband was playing around with our 19 month old, blowing raspberries on her belly and what not. MRW she sat on his head, let out a huge baby fart, and proceeded to crack up about it.8yr ⋅ LamieLon ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW my toddler wont stop yelling OH WOW! Look at that COCK! instead of Truck out in public.9yr ⋅ MoreGuacamole ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW any explanation immediately starts with the reasons why it was an accident.9yr ⋅ _Rey_ ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I've been awake all night with a teething crying baby and scared dog that keep waking up to fireworks and my MIL tells me i need to make the baby sleep on schedule.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Today is my little Boobers first visit to the zoo, and her first time wearing her backpack/leash I fear this is what is in store8yr ⋅ ragdollsandzombies ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my husband told me how easy I have it because I can always calm baby down with a nipple.9yr ⋅ because_dinosaur ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Coworkers last night before maternity leave. This is the cake I got.9yr ⋅ lengthlyeyebrowhair ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I'm excited about going on a baby free vacation but know that I'll miss that cute little baby the whole time.7yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I'm 10lbs below my pre-pregnancy weight and back in my size 4 clothes, fuck yes9yr ⋅ weaselsocrazy ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
You know your a mom when your lunch consists of animal shaped food and a caffeine source.9yr ⋅ NursingInPublic ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my 13 month old won't stop screaming for his food while I'm preparing it9yr ⋅ ifiwazatreeyouwldknw ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my cosleeping baby suddenly finds my nipple in the middle of the night.8yr ⋅ crystalsmuse ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
After giving birth, me when anything mildly sad happens to babies/kids on TV/in games9yr ⋅ HornOfDagoth ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Know how we're all always griping about that whole man flu epidemic?8yr ⋅ OutForAWalk-Bitch ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I take a few hours to get my hair cut and leave the baby with my husband - when I get home he's like I don't know how you do this every day9yr ⋅ Caribosa ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I tell snot-face he's grounded the rest of the week and he yells, I don't care!9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW when the house is a wreck, there are no clean bottles or formula and I have to keep walking away from the stove while making dinner to get the baby while my husband sits on his laptop looking at gun parts...9yr ⋅ maybeitsapony ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
What my teething toddler looks like right before she chomps down on my shoulder.8yr ⋅ gloomduckie ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I realize too late that the diaper bag only has diapers at least one size too small.8yr ⋅ eyewhyqueue ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I let the 16mo eat a ripe banana in my lap this morning and my clothes look like I'm covered in jizz smears8yr ⋅ HornOfDagoth ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Me, sitting at home drinking wine after dropping kiddo off at the grandparent's for the night...9yr ⋅ IDontItsCinnamon ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW someone that is expecting their first or has an infant say, My child will never...9yr ⋅ alwaysjammin ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
How I feel as a mom that is just as active in parenting subreddits as I am in offensive subreddits.9yr ⋅ piratespit ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband puts the new toilet paper roll on the floor under the holder instead of just changing out the roll8yr ⋅ bluishluck ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
