Mfw I'm nice enough to babysit my friends kids, along with my son, an my son gets picked up to go to nans and I still have my friends crying child and one sleeping baby.8yr ⋅ Followyourharto ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
This pops in my head anytime any one of my 4 parents decides to question my parenting decisions. My child=my rules dangit!9yr ⋅ onwednesdaywewearpnk ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I haven't spent time with anyone other than my husband and toddler in a month (or more.)9yr ⋅ lambandthimble ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Sometimes, I get to color too. I don't want to adult anymore today.8yr ⋅ twotwirlygirlys ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Mrw my daughter drew all over the wall in marker, and my husband said well, where we're you when she was doing this?7yr ⋅ Iaintyourmama ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my father-in-law is refusing to be updated on his whooping cough vaccine, even after we warned him that no visitors without the vaccine will be allowed to see baby until baby is vaccinated.8yr ⋅ LucyLegBeard ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
M[3yo daughter's]RW I put a lovely operatic spin on Let It Go. Or any other Disney song.9yr ⋅ Duckie2005 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My husband's reaction every morning after a month of sleep deprivation with our newborn9yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I realized I've been cleaning up way more of my husband's stuff than our daughter's.9yr ⋅ ThisRaviolisTooSpicy ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Or basically anytime another human speaks to me for any reason...8yr ⋅ High_Velocity_Hugs ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW childfree nerds try to bandwagon me, subsequently acting like a herd of stubborn toddlers.8yr ⋅ habutai ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I hate seeing these on the bathroom floor - I'm really never sure.9yr ⋅ thelittlemisses ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 15 month old daughter fell down the stairs, but she jumped right up, and kept eating her snacks, that she did NOT drop during the fall!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
It's 3:30 on a Wednesday afternoon, but the kids have stopped puking and it's actually nice out. I ain't even sorry.8yr ⋅ aubreyshoemaker ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW leaving work, they always get young guys to check my bag that i carry my breast pump in for security reasons and see the look of utter confusion then realization, followed by embarrassment on their faces.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
First period since I've had my baby, i have to be at work in an hour at my new job, babysitter cancelled, baby is screaming because she's teething and the dog keeps peeing in the house.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When you've finally almost rocked the baby to sleep... and he starts to open his eyes.8yr ⋅ geckospots ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my kid is being overly dramatic, arguing for the sake of arguing, and gets herself sent to bed early8yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I'm told the kids in my 5 year old's class are SEVERELY bullying her.8yr ⋅ funkadelicfox ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Baby got her first stomach bug and couldn't lie down without barfing, so I held her for her to sleep8yr ⋅ HornOfDagoth ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my daughters speech therapy office says she's not eligible for services because they are a medical facility, and she doesn't (yet) have a medical diagnosis of autism. She's 4.5 and doesn't talk.9yr ⋅ MommaNoPants ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I realized my three year old took a picture of me dressing with her LeapPad9yr ⋅ DEEP_VEIN_THROMBOSIS ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When you're low key trying to eat some jelly beans and your husband asks, loudly in front of the toddler What are you eating?and you gotta lie and say Grapes.8yr ⋅ Ezada ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My thought process behind voluntarily visiting my MIL so she gets baby time.9yr ⋅ hikeitoff ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my toddler finally sleeps after screaming in my ear in protest for ages7yr ⋅ not_just_amwac ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My friend came over with a toy for the kids. MRW the toy is not only loud, but it plays Christmas songs7yr ⋅ DuckWithBrokenWings ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW My husband has been playing up how awful his illness is for days before I get it and then I realize how minor of a cold it actually is.8yr ⋅ Flitterbee ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW hubs helps me make sheppard's pie for dinner, and both kids finish everything on their plate. Considering this is not one my 7 yr old's 'approved' meals, this is a miraculous event ladies!8yr ⋅ ClumsyVal ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW second guessing my parenting decisions... Short answer: Nope.8yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 6 month old daughter loves phones and has figured out how to text my brother.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW, after telling someone about my super picky eater 3yo, they tell me to just put the food in front of him, he'll eat when he's hungry, like we haven't already tried that a million times.9yr ⋅ lillalilly ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I hand my toddler something to eat...and she looks like she might actually eat it9yr ⋅ IDontItsCinnamon ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 3yo has a bladder infection and trying to get a urine sample for the Dr7yr ⋅ ugga_mugga_bitches ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIF after staying up all night with my poor, sweet, projectile vomiting, three year old, and waking up at 5 to go teach ninth graders. At least it's Friday! Happy Friday Mommas.8yr ⋅ poesalterego ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband tells me that his remarried ex-wife (divorced more than 3 years with zero contact) is pumping their mutual friends for information about us9yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I run into a work colleague at the grocery store who always wants me to go to the gym with her..and I'm shopping with 3 kids under 7 years old.9yr ⋅ Velvetroses ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Asking a potty training kid “Hey...did you poop?!” after they said they didn’t have to go.6yr ⋅ TraumaticAcid ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
What my brain looks like when the baby stays up all night and then wakes up at 5:45am and won't take a nap.8yr ⋅ gloomduckie ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I'm trying to potty train my 3 year old and he pees on my laptop.8yr ⋅ NerdyMomToBe ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIF but did NOT react when realizing my almost 3 year old has lost interest in the potty.8yr ⋅ barbarawho ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband tells me to just pump more because he enjoys feeding the baby8yr ⋅ catnamedbear ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW when my daughter wants a Buzz Lightyear party, so I buy everything, then she wants a Sofia party, so I exchange for that, and now she wants a Buzz party again7yr ⋅ Mymixerismybestie ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When you come home from date night and the babysitter has cleaned8yr ⋅ thrownormanaway ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I pull my coffee out of my car cupholder, get to my desk to sit my cup down and I notice it is wobbly. After further investigation I discover a piece of cereal and fruit snack wrapper is stuck to the bottom. If this doesn't completely sum up motherhood of a toddler I really don't know what does.9yr ⋅ MissCynicalSunshine ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
ISO! I'm trying to find mommy and me onesie pjs for me and my 2yo BOY. Any help? Google and Etsy didn't have anything as far as I could see that isn't for mom and little girl6yr ⋅ datapplepie ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
At 27 weeks pregnant, this is my (failed) mantra every night9yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When your 15mo freaks tf out every time you pull his sharp pinchy fingers away from the other nipple.9yr ⋅ melodic_motion ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My kid decides to sit on me and then never. stops. moving. (I was told I should xpost here from TrollxChromosomes :) )9yr ⋅ Cynnimon ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I hear my kid randomly scream you're not a mermaid! at her brother after I've officially checked out for a mother's day nap8yr ⋅ IamATreeBitch ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my three year daughter has been a stage five clinger for six weeks and counting6yr ⋅ tastinginstereo ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Three day weekend is gone, ladies, and it's back to work with my awful coworkers tomorrow9yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW my kid's childless teacher tells them about leprechaun traps. Also that leprechauns are real.7yr ⋅ beepbopboopdedoop ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my mil said she was surprised my daughter made it to 6 months with me breastfeeding because it just doesn't look like I'd hold that much milk.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW my 4 year old thinks he's being sneaky by hiding Reese's cups in his underwear.9yr ⋅ tpooh2 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My advice when daughter tells me that some kids call her bossy and too into politics.7yr ⋅ Ethelfleda ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW when I see an SUV with a stick figure family indicating six children, but the woman driving it is in the car alone.8yr ⋅ hairy___titz ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I wake up on my own, without hearing a single cry, whine, or shriek9yr ⋅ acryliquesurprize ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Every single time my kid gets caught doing something she shouldn't...9yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIF every day when my newborn son and 1 year old son start crying simultaneously and I'm all alone....8yr ⋅ redpanda4118 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW when my 17mo screams the whole way home from daycare but quietly hugs me tight as soon as I get her out of the carseat8yr ⋅ delightfulcrab ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I only eat about a quarter of the candy while making easter baskets this year9yr ⋅ ThePolishedCurl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my three year old accidentally broke my in-law's $5000 smart tv9yr ⋅ something_beautiful ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my 6m old goes down easily after a half hour, when normally it takes 1+ and lots of tears9yr ⋅ ilikewinetoomuch ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
