My big night out this month was a staff meeting that ended at 8pm, my Facebook is pretty dull.8yr ⋅ boochix ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOOOOOMMMMM!!! AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!! I saw this on /r/likeus and thought of this sub!8yr ⋅ amaninja ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I have random people on Reddit telling me I'm a horrible mother because I choose to cut my son's hair short to make it easier to spot lice (public school), and they tell me I should let my 8 year old be his OWN human and let HIM pick HIS haircuts.8yr ⋅ Velvetroses ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Ex took our kids camping and lost their jackets... it's a good thing I bought them from Walmart and not Gapkids or I'd be crying real tears right now.7yr ⋅ societymethod ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My husband and I are trying to conceive our first child. I can't wait to join your illustrious ranks.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Because you know darn well I'll be the one that has to rock him back to sleep if he wakes up!!!8yr ⋅ tcbasket22 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW after finding the perfect chair to nurse in and someone is sitting there.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My kids are annoying me, so ive banished them off with their tablets and I'm drinking my tea in this mug7yr ⋅ littlered2 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my 6 year old makes me a present in Minecraft for V-Day- it's a purple box filled with cats and a bed.7yr ⋅ GothAnnie ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I have the house to myself all weekend for the first time in over 3 years8yr ⋅ soggymama ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Ladies, my of 15 month old put herself down for a nap! I was able to take a shit and shower BY MYSELF!!!!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a college girl tells me she would be fine raising a child because she's knows how hard it is to take care of a dog.7yr ⋅ phyllis_the_cat ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
After four days or no naps and yelling while I try to get him to fall asleep by himself, HE DID IT! HE FELL ASLEEP BY HIMSELF!7yr ⋅ travelinghobbit ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Trying to wean my toddler and the sound of the pump of the coffee machine is triggering me6yr ⋅ mtlmuriel ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Came across this and thought of you lovely ladies who detest the show Caillou.9yr ⋅ zombreness ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When the girl at the sushi counter thinks you're pregnant but you gave birth 10 months ago7yr ⋅ TheRealBaanri ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When your kid is sick and refuses to take cough medicine because Zarbees “tastes ‘sgusting.’”6yr ⋅ dscokink8 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
want to enjoy coffee while baby sleeps in but can't stop wondering if it's dead8yr ⋅ HornOfDagoth ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I see a post on Facebook where my SIL was trying to pass my kids off as hers8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I leave work early, feeling very ill, and find out the nausea is actually morning sickness and I have hours before Hubs comes home.8yr ⋅ meerbles ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When you're sad that your baby has to get a round of painful vaccinations, but then you go home and she sleeps all day.8yr ⋅ gloomduckie ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I left half of my pump parts at home and had to leave work to go home and pump7yr ⋅ TheSharkAndMrFritz ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
M(y and DH's)RW our 2yo kids work out how to open the front door and unlock the wire door. If they team up they'll be able to escape the house!6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Taking my 11mo on a 3 hour flight next week... Tips on how to NOT have people give me death stares?7yr ⋅ MoistCreamPuffs ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
The icing on the cake is that my ex (who lives 130 miles away) didn't return the antibiotic kid was on from the double ear infection that developed from the last time he came back sick and miserable two weeks ago.6yr ⋅ dscokink8 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my brother tells me he has parenthood all figured out and how everything is going to go perfectly with his kid when it's born in a couple months.8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Troll moms, I might become a surrogate. Am nervous but kind of excited. Can I join you ?7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I have to explain to my mother why I don't want her to teach my young daughter songs like Tequila Makes Her Clothes Come Off8yr ⋅ misyo ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I've got to brag to someone, and no one understands. There's all this pollen, and I haven't peed myself even once!7yr ⋅ pants_pants_pants ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Life goal: Order a matching bathrobe, offer to drive teenager everywhere.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW 4 year old announces she has a baby in her womb and very seriously, “so..... we need to talk about that.”6yr ⋅ Jovet_Hunter ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Me talking to daycare after special needs daughter ate food she's allergic to while in their care and life is already raining down shit upon me.7yr ⋅ MCFF ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Mc'd today how I felt when baby came out still alive but was too young to save. They had to leave it close to me until the rest passed and I could feel it moving and squirming until it wet still. Am emotional wreak right now.8yr ⋅ innovative_response ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My toddler decapitated her brand new unicorn squishy (and bit the tip of its horn off). How’s YOUR day going?6yr ⋅ MoistCreamPuffs ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My daughter has sound books and will push the same button over and over again, same with her toy keyboard. Husband said he wants to throw them away.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
The coffee didn’t help either, now I’m just anxious with an outta control heart rate5yr ⋅ BubblyRN ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My kids recently discovered Wild Kratts and I've had the theme song stuck in my head for over a week6yr ⋅ MamamamamamaWHAT ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Having a sassypants 4yo(f) and a teething 6mo(m), this is how I flirt with my husband.7yr ⋅ Duckie2005 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my baby daddy cancels our regularly scheduled visitation 1 hour beforehand8yr ⋅ suagrupp ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Hubs and I are getting healthy and counting calories. HIFW his deficit calories at the end of the day are more than I'm allowed total for the day...8yr ⋅ palmettomom2609 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I find out my ex that lives in another state thinks I'll agree to 50/50 week on week off custody of our school age child. After being denied by court 3 times.7yr ⋅ Jennshay ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
There's no time like bedtime... there's no time like bedtime... there's no time like bedtime...7yr ⋅ not_just_amwac ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW the toddler wants to be up at 6 everyday after we've just gotten baby to start sleeping thru the night7yr ⋅ YunalescaSedai ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Filing for an emergent custody hearing, trying to keep kiddos protected against their dad's crazy, on week 2 of intense training for new job that is so beneficial for me and kiddos. Feeling a bit heavy my friends.7yr ⋅ barbarawho ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Me as a mom of a boy who like gender-typical toys trying to shop for a birthday party of a little girl in his class when her mom tells me her interests.6yr ⋅ Horrorllama ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a mom at the La Leche meeting asks me for my number before I could ask for hers. New mom friend!8yr ⋅ vermiciousemily ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I have to decide to either nap the boob addict toddler and fight a 90 minute bedtime at 8:30 pm, or skip the nap and deal with a cranky ass mess pterodactyl/toddler for five more hours, but with a 20 minute bedtime7yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Now that I have a 4year old and newborn to juggle this is me irl7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MiRW my MIL tries to guilt me into doing something I have no intention of doing like she does with her daughter8yr ⋅ Fanciunicorn ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I'm on day five of a bad teething bout, nightmares and a feeding spurt7yr ⋅ Theskyishigh ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I put big kid beds on a 6 month layaway and the store calls us 2 months in (with $900 still owing) saying they're delivering them TODAY.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Momfession: I judge you on the name you give your child. I'm looking at you parents of KVIIIlyn.8yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Let me touch your belly....proper response (crosspost from r/gifs)8yr ⋅ Wait-IsThatAChicken ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my 3-year-old curses when she is playing with her toys! LOL- I overheard her saying Dammit in the wrong context, it was hilarious and wrong!7yr ⋅ momalwaysknows ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
If only it worked like this, after a day of tantrums, screaming and biting7yr ⋅ DinosaurKale ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my one year old is hungry, but doesn't want anything I offer.7yr ⋅ travelinghobbit ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
