When I express rage at giving birth in a lockdown and someone suggests I need therapy for my anger issues.2yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/Babybumptrolls
[WIP] Just need to add the date, wash and frame this wedding piece for my best friend.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/CrossStitch
MRW someone asks for information about termination and leaving an abusive relationship, and some asshole chimes in that all babies are blessings.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW My husband doesn't have a date for his brain surgery yet (it was supposed to happen two weeks ago at latest), I apparently need my gallbladder out, the house is a disaster and the kids are refusing to sleep.5yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW my daycare has a no jab no play policy and a family inspecting the place storms out when they hear5yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW after two days of asking the kids where it is, I find the missing kids' tablet... exactly where I put it when I confiscated it three days ago.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I ask for a healthy family for Christmas and my husband wakes up at 11pm on Christmas night and says I think we should go to the ER, I feel wrong5yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find a closer family planning clinic chain and they charge 3x as much to change my birth control and try to book me for a location further away than my normal clinic.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I suggest a compromise and the kids actually agree and enforce it.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I have to march my naked toilet training toddler out of my neighbour's house, through our yards and back to my place.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I remember about the laundry outside at 10pm after it's been raining for an hour... and everything is dry...7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I find my estranged father's jacket in my closet... and notice the SS badges on it.7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW after two months of trying speech therapy's recommended signs, my speech delayed toddlers learn food and drink in under a week7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a person buys from my Etsy and asks about if I do local markets, but she lives interstate from me and right around the corner from my friend who DOES do markets in the area.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to sell a baby carrier, someone FINALLY says they want it and then doesn't pay the invoice or respond to my messages7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband asks me why I need new fabric scissors, when my old ones are a decade old7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW My kids break the USB that has all my sewing patterns on it while I'm backing it up months worth of new patterns6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(y and DH's)RW our 2yo kids work out how to open the front door and unlock the wire door. If they team up they'll be able to escape the house!6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
By best friend told me to let my kids loose in the fabric store and pick the colours for their outfits. My son picked baby blue and my daughter picked hot pink. They give no fucks.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I put big kid beds on a 6 month layaway and the store calls us 2 months in (with $900 still owing) saying they're delivering them TODAY.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I find out the paed we've been seeing doesn't diagnose ASD and they then refuse to refer us to one who does because my son isn't showing one specific symptom right at that moment... because he's in sensory overload.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my bestie is talking about eloping because her in-laws are jerks (even though I'm broke AF)6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a toxic relative unfriends me on facebook for calling her out on her bullshit9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my sister tells me I'm making her feel bad because I politely disagreed with her opinion on single use plastics6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I lose two large pieces of fabric while cleaning my sewing room6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I plan to get some sewing done after the kids go to bed... and I fall asleep with them and sleep 12 hours (interrupted but it still counts)7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a 16 year old refers to himself as a MAN on my lesbian sister's facebook to try and get in her pants.9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my aunt makes a joke pregnancy announcement and says it's ok because no one she knows has struggled with fertility9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW the other mums at mothers' group ask me how I'm coping so well with twins when they're all struggling with singletons9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW DH complains about not having money when I spend all my money on bills and he blows his on junk food and fucking electronics he doesn't use8yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I barely slept last night because my twins are running a mild fever from teething, and MIL is visiting today8yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my GP tries to talk me out of long term birth control at my PP checkup after having twins9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I see my kids finished off the broken tablet and I've just lost 15 months of cycle data (tracking app/website recommendations welcome)7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband claims Man Flu is just something made up so women can shit on men, then spends 2 days sleeping through a mild case of gastro6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW someone in another sub says I shouldn't feed my 9 month olds sandwiches8yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I receive a call from family telling me to call them back when I have 10 minutes.8yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I go to inspect my episiotomy stitches and find my bikini line is covered in flaky dead skin9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I find missing clothes IN the dirty laundry basket that all the dirty laundry gets piled up next to.8yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
M(mum's)RW I come up with a plan to punish the Evil Aunt that invaded our plans for Christmas9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I'm waiting on the bullshit Aussie Marriage Equality Postal Survey and all I get is the car rego bill7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my midwife tells me my superfluous nipple will probably lactate after I give birth10yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I book tickets for DH and I to see Deadpool on Saturday then on Friday morning get an email asking if I enjoyed the session8yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW asking around my mother groups (both IRL and online) to see if anyone wants some spare ovulation tests.8yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my mother group try to make plans to take me out for drinks to unwind after a rough week.9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW at 36 weeks pregnant suddenly people have started messaging me with dates they think I'm going to pop.9yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I take my bra off and I can't tell if that stain is chocolate I dropped earlier or if my dry/cracked pregnancy nipple bled10yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
