MRW we've been home from a trip for days and no one has bothered to help put anything away9yr ⋅ browncow7 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MR now that I'm 32 weeks pregnant, my dog has become overly affectionate and has to touch me every min I'm home to the point of tripping me when I try to move. Anyone else have this problem?8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I tell my daughter no boob, and she asks if I wanna go to timeout.7yr ⋅ arkansaurusrex ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I walk by the toddlers room to see him bent over trying to cram duplo in his butt.9yr ⋅ jadebear ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my baby is sleeping on me when I browse funny shit on my phone8yr ⋅ HEDYLAMARR2CHAINZ ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Had a get together with 10 kids under 10. The kids' reaction when we go downstairs to check on them8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW baby slept through the night and I pump this morning to get 10oz from each side!7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Have y'all had the Mom Flu yet? It's like the Man Cold except that no one cares.9yr ⋅ alovelylark ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 14 month old has been screaming about everything for 2 hours.7yr ⋅ lustfulspiritanimal ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Toddler decorated my bday tiger cupcakes. Totally looking forward to the incoming sugar coma7yr ⋅ chammisan ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I go to kiss my sleeping kiddo goodnight and she starts to wake up...9yr ⋅ IDontItsCinnamon ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Me when I try to get my five year old to learn new physical activities7yr ⋅ Dinotronica ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my 12yr old sons new shoes are size 8.5 in men's!! Pray for me. He's gonna have clown feet!8yr ⋅ mstwizted ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My head canon is now that Mila Kunis in Bad Moms is the same character she played in 70s show, and it's after Kelso majorly fucks up everything for the last time, and she leaves his ass with the kids because she's hella successful on her own8yr ⋅ habutai ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When your kid leaves his swimsuit, flip flops, and towel in the classroom on the last day of school and the school is locked.7yr ⋅ p_rhymes_with_t ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
FML. Son used a teaspoon to break into his sister's locked room while she was gone. (done between 4am and 6am on a Saturday morning, only hours both parents were asleep).7yr ⋅ LivingMagic ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW my kid unknowingly gobbles down fish in her rice. You're eating protein, you little shit; I win!8yr ⋅ tercerero ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW in order to get a viable passport photo of my toddler, the photographer drapes me with a white canvas and props her up in my arms.8yr ⋅ LemmeTasteDatWine ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I realize the last 25 minutes of pumping soaked into my nursing bra instead of going into the bottle.8yr ⋅ geckospots ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Mrw a labor and delivery nurse says they should offer waxing for women that have an epidural since they're numb already and it'll make checking for tearing easier.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My interactions with my wishy washy boss at 25 weeks pregnant. Ain't got time for his shit!8yr ⋅ ihave2kittens ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW getting the runaround from the internet/cable company, I'm on my 7th person and my daughter starts crying, the guy on the phone felt so bad for me, he immediately changed his tune and helped me!!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW Bug wants to run around and I can barely walk after trying roller derby. OW.7yr ⋅ travelinghobbit ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When I go check on my four year old a half hour after I tell him to get ready for bed and he still hasn't peed or brushed his teeth.8yr ⋅ not_a_muggle ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I decide that putting down a crash pad is easier than trying to stop the kids from jumping on the sofa while I'm trying to make breakfast8yr ⋅ acryliquesurprize ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW the baby is down for a nap but then immediately wakes up the moment sexy times are getting good.8yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
The current state of my family. Yes, dear I get it, I have the cold as you but yours is so much worse! /s8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my article was published on a major parenting site, received positive feedback, and has been shared over 1500 times8yr ⋅ Fanciunicorn ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my MIL tells me she was sick but feels better after taking some antibiotics she had left over from her recurrent pneumonia...8yr ⋅ monkey_feather ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My friend has prepared me on the importance of checking the oven before turning it on...8yr ⋅ lynnja ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW the guy I've been seeing says I'd perfect if I didn't have a kid.6yr ⋅ LuxxieQuinn ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW kid turns seven and enters her umpteenth Question Everything-phase6yr ⋅ Dinotronica ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My bro was making my niece (4) play hair and makeup like a normal girl because she doesn't like girl things. Making her cry because she wanted to play ninja turtles with my daughter. MR to my bro after I told niece, you're a girl, so anything you like is a girl thing and my bro yelled at me.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
M(internal)RW coworkers refer to my upcoming (and only partially paid) maternity leave as a 'vacation'9yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
They gave us adult sippy cups where we were on holidays for by the pool (only they put cucumber water in them) I stole two and now have a sippy cup for my gin ... Yaaaaassss Happy Friday ladies x8yr ⋅ littlered2 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a mom tells me she only feeds her toddler organic food, and she makes it all from scratch.8yr ⋅ chaingang ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW My husband says he wants another baby after I thought we were one and done.8yr ⋅ Sushi-K ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW the condensation from my wine glass drips onto my sleeping baby and wakes her up.9yr ⋅ Gigyayo ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my kid is so excited about school but also won't shut. the. fuck. up. about it.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my teenage son is mad at his boss for scheduling him more hours than he wanted and says, who lets their boss decide how much they're gonna work?9yr ⋅ OhYeahThat ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When I wake up in the morning after my child slept through the whole night8yr ⋅ naticus ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MR right now as I'm 23 weeks pregnant with #2 and hubs asks if we are done or want more because he was going to schedule a vasectomy during his paternity leave when this one is born if I want.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW someone barges into the room I've retreated to with the baby, marches right up to us, and loudly asks if we are breastfeeding or sleeping.9yr ⋅ garfbaby ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW daycare consistently changes my kids clothing because of water spills.8yr ⋅ beepbopboopdedoop ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW, as an American, friends and family on FB are STILL posting soapbox political rants8yr ⋅ Teriyaki_Pterodactyl ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
This day has been a baby who has learned how fun it is to scream at the top of her lungs for 8hrs straight, now she's cranky screaming but I still have an hour until bedtime.8yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW the kids are being batshit crazy, the house is trashed, and my husband tells me his brother is coming for dinner. (which I haven't made)9yr ⋅ Marlboro_Gold ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
After feeding our fussy newborn I finally managed to come downstairs only to find my husband fast asleep, my toddler covered head to toe in his own shit and screaming Mumma I hungry!! MRW I woke my husband up...9yr ⋅ PinUpMumma ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my preschooler tells me hates me and doesn’t love me any more and that he’s not my best friend.5yr ⋅ BubblyRN ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I used to think Mummy Pig was pretty uptight and mean, now I'm a parent I understand.9yr ⋅ boochix ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 3 yr old running away from me through the house as I try and catch him for bed time.6yr ⋅ BubblyRN ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband says it's not fair that he gets praised for not abandoning his kids yet I get no recognition for being a SAHM8yr ⋅ catnamedbear ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a neighborhood kid randomly drops by our house and brings her mom into use the toilet that hasn't been cleaned in a week8yr ⋅ Fanciunicorn ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My daughter's play kitchen is accurate. #momlife #eternalreheats8yr ⋅ High_Velocity_Hugs ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I'm waiting for the day when this is my reality. Except chances are she will still be a toddler..and she will scream it in public.9yr ⋅ zombreness ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I see all the posts about Daylight Savings Time screwing up the schedule (sorry, ladies).8yr ⋅ patientish ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW baby hasn't napped, I haven't showered, and if I don't go to the store then all we'll have for dinner is eggs.8yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I FINALLY get sat down to eat dinner and my daughter asks for another glass of water....9yr ⋅ babystealingdingo ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
After spending 2 hours at Urgent Care on a Sunday and finding out the youngest has the flu7yr ⋅ palmettomom2609 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband says to me, from the couch, I don't know how you have all the energy to do all this stuff.9yr ⋅ pippx ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I'm 5 weeks post partum, but have yet to stop bleeding fully. My 5wo is constipated, my 5yo has had the flu all weeks, and this morning I got my period in a major way. FML.8yr ⋅ Prettyundead ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
