MRW when my bra, which has never been in the dryer or washed without a lingerie bag, stabs me in the armpit with an escaping underwire4yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Was doing a little reflecting and decided my decisions weren’t so bad after all4yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I used my Le Creuset dutch oven to make something I usually make in the crockpot, and it’s so much better1yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/DutchOvenCooking
Yesterday I was tired, achy, and generally feeling icky and thought I might have caught the flu. Turns out it was just my period. My reaction to everything today.6yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I slipped in some juice my kid spilled last night and did the surprise splits. IDK what happened to my hip but it hurts like hell. Just how I wanted to kick off being 35!5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
We shouldn’t have to relive our traumas to fight bad people in powerful positions. It’s important to remember why we do it anyway.6yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Took my coffee outside and watched the bumblebees party on my blueberry bushes. It was the most relaxing thing I’ve done all week. Shoutout to the chunky little pollinator ladies, you da real MVPs5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my toddler finally figures out how to use the training potty, and figures out how to make himself pee every few minutes to get praise and a treat5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Trolls, I managed to pinch a nerve in my hip sitting on the couch last night. I ended up sleeping in the recliner because I couldn’t get comfortable and was keeping my husband awake. It hurts so bad. Merry Christmas to me!5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I paid off my car in December to start the new year debt-free. 2 weeks ago, we had to replace our HVAC system. Our fridge died last night. Adulthood blows.6yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My coffee shop has magnetic poetry on the espresso machine. Someone left this gem this morning.7yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Joke’s on the men, we’re all leaving the church and becoming witches5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
We had to say goodbye to our Oglethorpe after 10 fur-covered years this weekend. Our hearts are broken and our house is empty. Here he is in his winter hat a few years ago.5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/pugs
I felt like shit all afternoon after giving blood, which never happened to me before. MRW I get home and realize my period started today too5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
First I agreed with Tomi Lahren on Alabama’s abortion ban, now I’m agreeing with Ann Coulter on DACA? What even is this?4yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me: I don’t need anymore eyeshadow. TJ Maxx: You sure? (Repost because I forgot rule #7)6yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
This magnificent creature turned 10 years old today. Happy Birthday, Oglethorpe!6yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/pugs
MRW I have a delightful bath after my kid is in bed, the last of a box of wine, some podcasts, and a Lush bath oil bomb, but then I realize I’m out of wine and the water’s cold5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Garden & Gun Magazine is trying to class up Thanksgiving disaster story compilations, but we know who inspired them4yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/shutdownfullcast
MRW daycare is having a parents' night out tonight and my husband is on a hiking trip. Pedicure and dinner with a margarita are in the agenda.7yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a clue in today's NYT crossword is Hidden Figures actor and the answer is Costner. As in Kevin Costner.7yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Does it even count if you don’t post a sticker selfie? Doing my part from ruby-red Alabama!5yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/VoteBlue
Actually made these lunches for the week for 2 people Monday on my day off. Red beans & rice with sliced andouille sausage on the left, honey-sriracha meatballs with sesame rice and green peas on the right.6yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/MealPrepSunday
Things I want to pop but won't: my son's blisters from hand foot and mouth virus. He's got them all up and down both legs and arms too.7yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/popping
HIFW I'm cramping because of my Mirena period, and I generally want to just go home, drink wine, and cry.7yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my governor, under investigation for corruption, nominates our state AG to fill Jeff Sessions' now-vacant Senate seat. What corruption?7yr ⋅ Bexlyp ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
