This truck almost ran into me twice this morning. I got behind it to get the plate number, and saw this.(there was no plate either)9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/WTF
My niece (4) was crying because her parents were mad because she doesn't like girl things and forcing her to play hair and makeup like a normal girl. MR to my brother after I told niece, you're a girl, so anything you like is a girl thing and my bro yelled at me.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My old boss sent me this, saying it was perfect for me- i am ME, hear me roar!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My husband and I have been working tons lately and on opposite schedules. So no adult time. my weather app this morning, rubbing it in.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We ladies at work finally got the dress code that was ONLY mandatory for women repealed and the replaced with an equal one. MRW the men are now complaining how unfair it is, even though they said we were blowing the issue up over nothing.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Husband had to get a physical and said he was going to walk out if they checked his prostate8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today at 7am, neighbor knocks to ask to borrow chairs, notices I'm not wearing a bra (still in pjs) and says I'll wait while you get decent and put a bra on so we finish our chat. ummm no, it's 7am, you came to MY house and oh yea, I don't care!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My sister came out to my husband and I over a year ago but was terrified to tell the rest of the family, she told our dad tonight and he was wonderful, supportive and genuinely happy for her!7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've always thought intelligence was the sexiest thing, I just woke from the hottest sex dream I've ever had featuring Bill Nye.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my 3yo daughter was doing my hair and pointed to my grey hairs and told me a have sparkly hair6yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tried using a period tracker app to help me after not having a period since 2014, 2 babies, breastfeeding and an IUD now...I've thoroughly confused it7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Went to visit my 89 year old great aunt. She was really excited to show off her new decor.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I hate seeing our football team lose, but whenever they are down, my husband stress cleans the house.6yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A lady at a store stops me from picking something up and says to me oh no, baby girl, you gotta wear what he likes MRW my husband responds with the only thing she HAS to wear, is whatever she wants!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My husband worked over 70 hours the last 2 weeks and it doesn't seem to be slowing down for him.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I overhear my husband giving our daughter a bath, and he's singing I'm bringing bathtime back, show me where them rubber duckies at... to the tune of. I'm bringing sexy back.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Just got the new DVD as a gift...whole bunch of nope inside....at least they're dead.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/WTF
My 2 year old tried to sneak up on me by crouching down, taking tiny steps and with every step saying sneak sneak all the way down the hallway! I never suspected a thing!7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MR now when an article about my great uncle's service during WW2 comes out and they used a picture of him holding a Nazi flag from a town they liberated and people that obviously didn't read the article are already spewing hateful comments about him being a Nazi.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Went to a painting class tonight. The instructor said a 19 yr old guy asked her out. When we asked her if she was going to accept, her response, He's younger than my oldest leg hair! MR8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband wants to play is it my penis where I'm blindfolded and he puts items in my hand...spoiler alert, it's always his penis.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I read an article this morning saying Trump might withdraw his candidacy from the election!!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW while doing a physically demanding task at work, a male co-worker was trying to encourage everyone and said come on guys! Man and woman up! We're almost done!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After taking apart my printer trying to fix what I thought was a paper jam and pull out 2 pacifiers instead.6yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Asked my daughter if she wanted me to play princesses with her, she responded no! You can't play princess, you're the queen!6yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I had the strangest interview today. I was only asked 1 question about my experience, tons of personal questions then she said she would have to ask her boss about hiring me because she wasn't sure how to manage a friend. But I guess I have a new friend now?7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw my brother called to ask me why my 3 year old niece is telling every one princesses suck and she wants to be empress of the universe like aunt twoob i don't see the problem.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF when i find out the company that made my life hell after i had my baby and pushed me out because i no longer put work first is being invested for embezzling...karma!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Looking through Netflix top picks for my account...it's like Netflix doesn't know me at all!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My daughter decided to be a ninja turtle with her dad's knee pads. She was walking around going hiya!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/Mommit
MRW My brother posted a video tonight of him surprising his family by getting back from deployment early and I'm having my first period in 3 years...my emotions can't handle this!7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF right now as I lost one of my best girl friends of 10 years after she went on a rant about how women that have kids are stupid and they shouldn't be allowed to have jobs, vote, or even be in public. Full story in comments.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Going through a hard time in our family, my husband is taking it really hard, MRW my 19 month old daughter asks daddy ok? he says yea, baby, daddy's ok. she smiled, nodded her head then fell asleep for her nap.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MR at 22 weeks pregnant with #2 every time I sneeze, or cough, or laughm...8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband wakes me up this morning with coffee and a brand new pair of power panties for a job interview!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Asked husband to read to baby, come out to this. He says he wants to read her stories that feature equality and strong women roles 😄9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW after finding the perfect chair to nurse in and someone is sitting there.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Ladies, my of 15 month old put herself down for a nap! I was able to take a shit and shower BY MYSELF!!!!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I see a post on Facebook where my SIL was trying to pass my kids off as hers8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My daughter has sound books and will push the same button over and over again, same with her toy keyboard. Husband said he wants to throw them away.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Husband and I got into an argument, he gave me this wrapped around a bottle of wine as an apology7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW i was forced to help an incredibly sexist man at work while he was making comments like if i were a man, I'd be finished by now...yet they called me over because none of my make co-workers could figure it out9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW trying to concentrate on information for a business meeting I'm leading on Monday and nothing's sticking.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My co-worker's and MRW a customer calls me a fucking lesbian because i wouldn't give her any further discounts than 50% off. Not sure what my sexuality (which she got wrong) has to do with anything.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Queen came on the radio and my 15 month old daughter runs in, strarts dancing, claps when the song ended then asked for more!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a owner at a mom and pop store asked me to leave the store so he can have a private word with my husband9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Currently 24 weeks pregnant. How I picture my baby moving around right now.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My dad's RW I tell him we're holding onto all the baby stuff because as soon as we get rid of it, I'll get pregnant again. Story in comments.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 5 year old nieces have started calling my 2 week old son buddy, this is who I think of whenever they say it8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Going to find out the gender of monster #2 today, MRW everyone asks my 16 month old daughter if she wants a brother or sister and she replies with doggie!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MR now that I'm 32 weeks pregnant, my dog has become overly affectionate and has to touch me every min I'm home to the point of tripping me when I try to move. Anyone else have this problem?8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Had a get together with 10 kids under 10. The kids' reaction when we go downstairs to check on them8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW baby slept through the night and I pump this morning to get 10oz from each side!7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I get to see my wonderful family in a week that is full of women that are trollxers irl. Last time we got together, we killed 2 kegs...9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw a labor and delivery nurse says they should offer waxing for women that have an epidural since they're numb already and it'll make checking for tearing easier.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW getting the runaround from the internet/cable company, I'm on my 7th person and my daughter starts crying, the guy on the phone felt so bad for me, he immediately changed his tune and helped me!!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I wish i would have thought of this while i was pregnant. (Xpost from trollxmoms)9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/BabyBumps
HIFW my 4 year old niece says we're really half mermaid, we just need to find out how to get the other half8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The current state of my family. Yes, dear I get it, I have the cold as you but yours is so much worse! /s8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My bro was making my niece (4) play hair and makeup like a normal girl because she doesn't like girl things. Making her cry because she wanted to play ninja turtles with my daughter. MR to my bro after I told niece, you're a girl, so anything you like is a girl thing and my bro yelled at me.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MR right now as I'm 23 weeks pregnant with #2 and hubs asks if we are done or want more because he was going to schedule a vasectomy during his paternity leave when this one is born if I want.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW we finally meet an awesome couple, have a lot of the same interests, hobbies, and humor, all get along really well...only to remember we're moving 1200 miles away tomorrow.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've been awake all night with a teething crying baby and scared dog that keep waking up to fireworks and my MIL tells me i need to make the baby sleep on schedule.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Toddlers are weird. She begged for grapes, told me she was all done and put her bowl in my lap all bit in half.8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/Mommit
Me as I'm trying to get back into working out after having 2 kids in under 2 years.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
We just put the house on the market friday, today (sat) we have 3 people wanting to see it and 1 offer!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Finally a sunscreen just for men! I hate when my husband uses mine! (But seriously, why?)9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My 15 month old daughter fell down the stairs, but she jumped right up, and kept eating her snacks, that she did NOT drop during the fall!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW leaving work, they always get young guys to check my bag that i carry my breast pump in for security reasons and see the look of utter confusion then realization, followed by embarrassment on their faces.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
First period since I've had my baby, i have to be at work in an hour at my new job, babysitter cancelled, baby is screaming because she's teething and the dog keeps peeing in the house.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Husband and I got into a playful debate of who would be better in bed, Tony Stark or Thor (the characters not the actors). It resulted in us sending playful sexy pics of the 2 to each other.7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF right now as I'm bloated AF and I'm trying to get ready to go out for date night with my husband9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My 6 month old daughter loves phones and has figured out how to text my brother.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Can we take a moment to give some love to I/sexyoldmann for this comment?9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW art the gym this morning, a guy on the machine next to me kept saying loudly this is so heavy! I'm so strong! I can't believe how many I'm doing!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW my mil said she was surprised my daughter made it to 6 months with me breastfeeding because it just doesn't look like I'd hold that much milk.9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MR right now with reddit. As it's popularity grew, so did the amount of bigotry and hate. Does any of you ladies know how to make a site and if so, would you be interested in making our own site?9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my mil who recently moved away says she feels bad now that she's gone, my whole support system is gone too9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I realize, while my 11 month old is sick and screaming while puking on me, that I'm 2 weeks late9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW we sit down to watch Netflix and I asked my husband what do like me to turn on? and he responds with ME!7yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a new mom of a 6 week old, this is me most nights. I'm sure most of you can relate9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/Mommit
HIF as I'm watching Hercules with Dwayne Johnson one day into ovulation9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my new born gained 2.5 pounds in a week and the doctor asked what my secret was8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband made practise holiday cookies and asked if I could eat a few so the rest would fit into the container better9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Melbourne based company, Movable Roots, is meeting with the county commissioners today (May 8th) to discuss allowing tiny homes.6yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/321
MRW a 16 year old reached out to me for advice involving nude pictures of her being posted online but she refuses to report it because then her parents will know!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is how I'm going to sing it from now on! Anyone else have funny song remakes from their kids?8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
As I was using the restroom, my 1 year old came in, stole the toilet paper off the holder and ran out!8yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
They now have Reading Rainbow on Netflix!! Hopefully my daughter will grow up loving books like i did!9yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
