MFW, after feeding/consoling baby for the millionth time at night, I come back to bed only to find husband snoring loudly and the whole room smelling like his rancid farts....8yr ⋅ stitchadee ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Asked my daughter if she wanted me to play princesses with her, she responded no! You can't play princess, you're the queen!6yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my son tells me repeatedly that the angry, hungry baby I am holding and trying to feed is crying.7yr ⋅ smhockr ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
You know those days when you're kids are like.....and then you're just like....6yr ⋅ dugruna ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When your baby wants to use you as a soother and gets pissed when they taste milk6yr ⋅ blackaffinity ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband is leaving to work overseas for 6 months, I'll be looking after our 3 yr old while finishing my PhD, and I just had an early miscarriage. Finding comfort in the millions of other women who've had to deal with this kind of shit, coz women are strong AF.7yr ⋅ DekuHime ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Found out a few days ago I'm suuuuper early pregnant (first time) - I am so so excited but my dad keeps telling me not to get attached and don't get excited. It's such a rollercoaster, please someone help me with my sanity!5yr ⋅ ramsay_baggins ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My 4 year old did this while I was cleaning the bathroom. I can’t help but think there’s a deeper meaning here.5yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW a friend comments time for another on my eldest's first day of school pic6yr ⋅ not_just_amwac ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
All my friends are announcing their second pregnancy and I'm over here during nap time like7yr ⋅ amaninja ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Trying to buy some secondhand stuff off of Facebook and have to keep asking what the abbreviations mean5yr ⋅ kelseyschmidty ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MR hanging out with wonderful DINKs who have never heard of Daddy Finger5yr ⋅ amaninja ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I suggest a compromise and the kids actually agree and enforce it.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Happened while showering. Now I have no choice but to be dirty forever... goddammit5yr ⋅ ugga_mugga_bitches ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I'm chained to the pump 24/7 (EPing) and I finally text my husband for help5yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
What I imagine my 3 month old is trying to tell me as he struggles, whines, and cries during tummy time8yr ⋅ bitchesonthescene ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I have to march my naked toilet training toddler out of my neighbour's house, through our yards and back to my place.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Because it’s the only time I can do things without holding a damn baby6yr ⋅ midwifeatyourcervix ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When people told me my sickness should be gone by 12 weeks, and at 20 weeks I still feel shit5yr ⋅ Greeneyes_84 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Kiddo's molars are coming in and he is a fussy mess. Husband is a SAHD. I found this cry for help today.8yr ⋅ garfbaby ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Accurate representation of me chugging water every time my newborn latches on. I forgot how thirsty breastfeeding makes you!5yr ⋅ Amiloe ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW my 3YO starts a meltdown, I'm able to stay calm and calm her even when she hits me, then she hugs me and says thank you for calming me. On her own. For the first time ever.7yr ⋅ Jovet_Hunter ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
While watching Daniel Tiger with my daughter I spotted a giant dick. I thought this sub would see the humor in my find...7yr ⋅ AbbyBK ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Doing laundry with my preschooler and partner. There are some wiping technique issues...6yr ⋅ dscokink8 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
HIFW I put LO down for a nap wordlessly bc no patience left, and he calls out I wuv you after I close the door8yr ⋅ roscoesdead ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I remember about the laundry outside at 10pm after it's been raining for an hour... and everything is dry...7yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My kids when they ask for a drink and I start moving around my 10sq ft kitchen to make the damn thing.8yr ⋅ Marlboro_Gold ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Just went back to work after a nearly a year of stay-at-home 'momming' and taking care of my Father (hospice)...6yr ⋅ Velvetroses ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my SIL has one kid under 18 months and tells me how to potty train my 3 year old twins7yr ⋅ SpawnQueen ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
TFW you finally get the teething baby asleep, gently place him in the crib, and bump the crib toy you forgot to turn off....6yr ⋅ dammit_joyce ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Gotta clean up the damn toys, wash the freaking dishes, clean all the things, mo body in this house help me...you'll miss me when im gone7yr ⋅ littlered2 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When I realize my toddler has learned how to unzip my purse and now my BC pills are no where to be found7yr ⋅ SailorTits ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Motherhood when you're sick and trying to take care of a sick LO6yr ⋅ Littlefingersthroat ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I say we had a tantrum when the toddler has one because my parallel tantrum is on the inside8yr ⋅ HornOfDagoth ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Out of 30+ kids invited, 2 showed up to the party. My kid kept up such a brave face during it, but this was us (separately) after...7yr ⋅ Shaysdays ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW DH hands me LO during my 5 min alone time in the shower because LO had a blowout6yr ⋅ Laz_Magpie ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
TFW Your kids are complete beasts all day so you treat yourself to a bathbomb6yr ⋅ Ghastlycitrus ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MFW I find the missing milk cup, gone missing 2 weeks ago. Motherhood milestone achieved.7yr ⋅ caitie126 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When your kid insists on picking out his/her own clothes and dresses themselves.7yr ⋅ societymethod ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I've been firmly one and done, have a 12 year old, but now at 32 I'm having baby fever. WTF!?6yr ⋅ wildudon ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW when I get an acceptance letter from my #1 Master's program. Gonna go back school as an old mom!7yr ⋅ blerg_nerds ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
PMS is a bitch and even LO's chocolate graham crackers aren't safe!7yr ⋅ lady_skendich ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I turn my back on my 15 month old to put his dishes in the sink and turn around to a naked little boy, no diaper, poop on the floor and hand in mouth....7yr ⋅ Feathers_ ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My mom made my 6 year old an Oreo cake and left it at our house to eat. The next day I receive this from my husband. “E” is our child5yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
