A couple weeks ago I took a lot of nyquil because I didn't have my usual sleeping pills, the next morning I woke up to a confirmation email for mystery bags. Here's the results of my nyquil bender4yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/Ipsy
MRW I have kidney stones and a kidney infection/UTI and then my antibiotics give me a yeast infection. My whole down area is a hot mess right now7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw in watching trump speak at a liberty college and he calls America a Christian nation7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my timeline is filled with I've never felt victimized, so I don't agree with the women's marches7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Scruffy Martin Freeman with a Scottish accent talking dirty in Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Yep that'll do it.7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I thought I was having a serious pregnancy complication because when I wiped I saw blood, but then I realized it was just a popped ingrown hair5yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This Christmas my mother gave me and hubs a beautiful handmade, cable-knit hint.7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get back into bed in the middle of the night after I pee, get comfy and then immediately have to pee again.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
John Boyega- My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass. A body like Arnold with a Denzel face! Whatta man!!8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Marge: Homer, the odds are 380 million to one. Homer: Correction: 380 million to 50!9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW husbands grandpa goes on a rant about candles. How dangerous they are, how much he hates them.. hasn't opened his xmas present from us yet... candle.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I never wear foundation. MRW I get it put on as part of a makeover.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw my husband's friend keeps making the stupid joke that he doesn't like wonder woman now because she's Muslim and he doesn't like WW in a burka. Despite me saying multiple times Gal Gadot is Jewish. (or at least was brought up Jewish)7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How it will feel on my wedding night when I take off my gown/spanx etc.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everyone's going on about Ruby Rose and I'm over here still crushing on the original androgynous Ruby, Ruby Rhod!9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yesterday my husband asked me how much pasta I ended up eating...9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mfw I'm a bit under the influence and I remember there's a whole goddamn oreo ice cream roll in my freezer9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my hubs asks me why I'm so pissy when I've been trying to get him to fuck me for the last. three. days.6yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
About to get freaky in this awesome sex dream when my alarm that I accidentally set goes off.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We got a little heated over the fake David Tennant kilt picture. Figured a little ice would cool us all down...9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Haven't heard from this jerk for a while... MRW he randomly contacts me.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm waiting to find out if I'm pregnant. Makes me feel like I have Schrodinger's womb.6yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW reading about period shits and other fun stuff, hubs says Eww, that really happens to girls? I didn't know that, none of my ex's ever mentioned it!9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finish going down on Hubby and he asks if I want to get drunk and bake cookies.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw it's my wedding day today and in eight hours all eyes are on me.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tanzanite stone, 1000 times more rare than diamonds and all I can see is the Tardis/ Tardis coral maybe?12yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/doctorwho
Mrw my period is all, fuck you and your fancy 'tracker calendar' I'm happening with the moon again and comes three days early.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW during an argument my fiance comes back with what are you on your period or something?10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw I try to relate to my coworkers who are all in their extremely early 20s7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
A lot of other girls may be like no, I'm not pretty... and I'm over here like keep them coming!10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I half-ass my makeup for the day and see myself in the mirror.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Female/29/5'9'' [220 > 160 = 60lbs] (~24 months between pictures, 7 months weight loss) Face/upper chest progress pic.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/progresspics
Hubs daily diet consists of fish, broccoli and cauliflower and a protein shake that messes with his stomach. MR EVERY SINGLE NIGHT8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
As soon as the police heard his dad's souped up car engine they stopped their pursuit.7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/thatHappened
Mrw I roll into hubs in the middle of the night and he grabs my bum.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw my guy friend and I talk about pooping and other 'icky' stuff but when I mention I'm bloated (just that, not even why I'm bloated) he gets grossed out7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Apparently this is what happens when I double dose my preworkout on an empty stomach.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
My dogs want to cuddle but I just pulled a FREAKING TICK out of my hair!9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My period sabotaged my workout today. I thought exercise helps with cramps but I couldn't even last after my cardio warmup. Should I be taking ibuprofen with my pre-workout?7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I was only 40 steps away from my daily step goal so I got out of bed (naked) and started doing jumping jacks. My Husband's reaction: [x-post from r/trollxfitness]9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I did it! I completed my first goal! My weight starts with a one again! (First time in 2+? years!!!)9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/trollfitness
I was only 40 steps away from my daily goal so I got out of bed (naked) and started doing jumping jacks. My Husband's reaction:9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW I have to cut my cardio short because the dude that hopped on the machine next to me (every other machine was open btw) has the most RANK b.o.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I have my period and I'm pushing everyone away and I also have a giant craving for beef.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the lady at the sex store hands me the hitachi wand to battery test.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Unbelievably his kid's first words were also his first sentence. At two months old6yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/thatHappened
Has anyone ever made a coke cake? (instead of eggs/oil/water you add a bottle of coke?) if so, how was it?7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/AskTrollX
I'm trying to save money and (jokingly) ask my husband for money whenever I blow him. MRW he responds with like a prostitute?9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Every time my PMS/period finally ends, I ask my uterus this question.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Some of you wanted me to take the noticing the wasps wedding photo. Check out the fourth pic. OP DELIVERS!10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How to argue/convince sometime you're the best person for a job with no experience in that field?8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW, because of me and my hubs weight losses, he went from the smallest guy I've ever been with to the largest guy I've ever been with.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How sore until you decide to skip the gym? I couldn't sit on the toilet without help from the towel bar...8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
My hubs doesn't smoke and always seemed like he didn't like it when I did. Last night he surprised me and brought me home a baggie of stuff from a friend. I feel like he finally accepts this about me!8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/entwives
I was cashing someone out at work and saw a wheat penny in her payment and mentioned that I collect them (not that they're worth anything I just like them) MRW she reaches out and takes it back from me and says I'll just be keeping this then9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That feeling when you lose enough weight to start noticing your sexy skeleton coming out.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW almost every time I try to have sexy times too close to my period starting.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw realizing my super low weigh in (personal best so far) is because I didn't eat anything yesterday and spent all night throwing up because of some stupid stomach bug.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/trollfitness
It's the shirt we need but not the one we deserve right now. [x-post r/batman]9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/CraftyTrolls
Mrw I see the reddit 'hivemind', in two separate posts, call a girl a cheater because she had... a sex dream?8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
2lbs away from 30lbs lost and 7lbs away from my halfway mark got me like:9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW my drunk husband is fumbling around back there trying to get it in.10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Lost 40lbs and lost my selfie smile!! :( I don't know what to do with my face and not look ridiculous!!9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Did Madge give Katniss the mockingjay pin as an already established symbol of the resistance?8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
Hey other Fitbit peoples, let's inspire and push each other to greatness!9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/trollfitness
New book in a series came out today. Finished it in a couple hours. Now I need to wait a year or so until the next one.9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
Just created a book club subreddit for us and the TrollY'ers if you're interested! /r/trollbookclub10yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[S] Here's my custom Wonder Woman stencil. I didn't realize it was so small when I made it, I just stretched it out and it works fine.8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/bleachshirts
Hubs and I have been trying to get pregnant for about half a year now and it's not happening. Can anyone walk me through basal charting/tracking?6yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/AskTrollX
I was impressed with Moana (loved Jemaine!) but I was ESPECIALLY impressed with Dwayne Johnson's voice work!!7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollMedia
So hubs just went to the bathroom wearing new boxer briefs I got from American eagle and there was no hole in the front to go to the bathroom through? Is it normal for boxer briefs from there to leave out that feature?7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/asktrolly
My husband said my pheromone perfume makes me smell like an old lady... Still got laid though so....8yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anyone else get randomly nauseous for like a long time because of working out? (Xposted to /r/trollxfitness)9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/trollfitness
Any other trolls out there get bum boils? Mine's draining, hurts like a mother fucker and looking to see how others deal with it.9yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/AskTrollX
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