My 6 yo had me transcribe her birthday wish list ...not gonna happen3yr ⋅ Fanciunicorn ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my toddler has been clingy all day and my husband comes home and is all over me too7yr ⋅ StephieCupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW one of my longtime friends who just had a baby starts sharing anti-vax stuff6yr ⋅ sakuramota ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My husband stayed home from work today for absolutely no reason and I sent this to him.5yr ⋅ NLMillion ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Looking at my schedule for this week with kids school events & extracurriculars, and my own school schedule like...4yr ⋅ Littlefingersthroat ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
An actual picture of me while I cook dinner, kiss my toddlers ouchie, and pump milk for my baby. Simultaneously.5yr ⋅ BeSeeingYou_2258 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
It’s too early to test, but I’m craving a giant cheeseburger that is not normally my thing.4yr ⋅ purpleleopardprint ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I’m gonna guess she wants Steve to hold the baby for a second so she can have a break...6yr ⋅ oilymagnolia ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
First day of potty training twin boys. Send help. Everything I own is covered in pee.5yr ⋅ ticktockmaven ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Actual footage of my still nursing toddler when I take my bra off in front of her7yr ⋅ DinosaurKale ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When your baby will literally only sleep in your arms so you're running on -4127 hours of sleep and someone says Savor those precious baby cuddles, they won't last forever!!7yr ⋅ heartsandthoughts ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
TFW You wake up early to have some quiet time with coffee, and everyone else decides to jump up bright eyed and bushytailed to join you6yr ⋅ bloodncoffee ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My reaction after stumbling upon this sub, and reading through it all night8yr ⋅ Cue_The_Trumpets ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
In 3 days we have long-awaited family pictures. 2 weeks ago my toddler falls on her face. Use all of my mommy magic to heal it ASAP. This morning I wake up and the bloody scabs are gone, yay! Then this afternoon I get a call from preschool that they think my daughter has pink eye... FML.6yr ⋅ BlondlyGo ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW When I do all the crazy shit to get the kids to nap at the same time and it all lines up.6yr ⋅ BubblyRN ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Hey two year old, you want chicken for dinner? Pizza? Pasta? Chocolate? ANY FUCKING SOURCE OF CALORIES?8yr ⋅ DonutPlains ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my husband TELLS me to make him coffee when I'm dealing with our whining rugrats8yr ⋅ diglettdiddler ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW after two days of asking the kids where it is, I find the missing kids' tablet... exactly where I put it when I confiscated it three days ago.6yr ⋅ maybebabyg ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When your three year old says he’s going to go “check” on his sleeping baby brother.6yr ⋅ BubblyRN ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
A cuter rendition of what the birth of my son looked like from the doctors perspective.5yr ⋅ BubblyRN ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Apparently, bedtime with Dad involves running, shrieking, and laughter....7yr ⋅ furrylittlebeast ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
When my toddler refuses to nap, but I’m gonna let him stay in his room playing til nap time is over because I need to eat something and watch an episode of something that isn’t Daniel Tiger...7yr ⋅ StephieCupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I made this drawing for a coworker to describe what it's like when my kid asks to sleep with me after a nightmare. Was pretty proud of its accuracy.6yr ⋅ WaffleFoxes ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
What is everyone else dressing up as? I'm just going to be a mombie like every other day.5yr ⋅ Lil_MsPerfect ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Love my kiddo’s school for ensuring there is a special table for Muslim students who are fasting for Ramadan. It’s things like this that make me proud of the community I live in.5yr ⋅ queenmumlh ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
I'm a billion weeks pregnant. MRW when my husband cracks a glorious smelling beer from across the kitchen.7yr ⋅ jadebear ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Apparently how my boyfriend's been cleaning the litter box since I got pregnant.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
It's not truly a Friday without being serenaded by screaming from the carseat.6yr ⋅ Rosertot ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
How I treat my housework-loving spouse after reading about so many can't-wash-a-dish husbands on r/babybumps6yr ⋅ ofthewest ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
It's too early to tell anyone IRL but I'm so excited I have to share! Baby number 2 is on the way!!6yr ⋅ Amiloe ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Through clever use of the coin behind the ear trick and intermittent reinforcement, I have successfully convinced my 4 YO child that if she eats her vegetables money will grow behind her ears and fall out when she washes her face.6yr ⋅ Jovet_Hunter ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
After taking apart my printer trying to fix what I thought was a paper jam and pull out 2 pacifiers instead.6yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
My Husband Slipped This Under The Door While I Was In The Bathroom. I Think He's Trying To Ask Me Something...5yr ⋅ moon_slave ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I wake up at five in the morning to take a bath ALONE FOR ONCE and then my husband walks in, places the baby in it for a minute, and watches him poop in it7yr ⋅ yeah____ ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
