MRW when I need long-lasting colour and kissable lips but I know nothing about makeup. Trolls, what's your favorite lipstick brand?? What's the difference between a lip stain and lipstick?? Help a sister out!9yr ⋅ ilikeoldpeople ⋅ r/TrollMUA
(Hope this is allowed!) Me when I made a new Troll sub at /r/TrollLaqueristas! Join us!10yr ⋅ happinessinmiles ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW my eyes start tearing up and leaking eyeliner down my face, and I can't fix them because I'm driving on the freeway10yr ⋅ green_lemons ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I see (yet another) post mocking girls with acne for putting on foundation and concealer to feel better about their skin. (X-post from /r/TrollXChromosomes)10yr ⋅ AlaskanFeesh ⋅ r/TrollMUA
How do i improve my mad cow disease makeup? (obviously applying my lipstick straighter would help)9yr ⋅ InspectorGoole ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I see photos on Facebook of a high school friend who just discovered contouring and is not blending.10yr ⋅ venustas ⋅ r/TrollMUA
New form of white girl; lipstick swatches on my coffee. Atleast I'm resourceful.10yr ⋅ MIRcakes8D ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I can't find a good dupe of Mac's Sushi Kiss, but I don't want my lipstick to be tested on animals.10yr ⋅ Krimmson ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I'm drunk happy on facebook and trying to restrain myself from commenting on pictures like I know we haven't talked since highschool but I just wanted to say your eyebrow game is on point!10yr ⋅ PM_me_ur_mitts ⋅ r/TrollMUA
I felt cute today and I totally give credit to Revlon Colorburst Matte Balm in Scandalous. I need more dark lipsticks.10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
When someone notices how often I do my nails and asks if I have a lot of nail polish.10yr ⋅ bourkleton ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW wearing liquid liner for the first time... I can feel it on my lid and it's freaking me out!10yr ⋅ itsajelly ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Trolls, how can I feel more confident while testing different lipsticks?!10yr ⋅ I_Love_Biscuits ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I see the last/only KVD Bow and Arrow at my local Marshall's... and it's hopelessly messed up.10yr ⋅ TheGingerSnapper ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIF when haters attack. I'm a huge Sailor Moon fan/MUA, so when I saw this scene in the Manga I had to colour it in. Sailor Neptune is definitely one of us! (Note: Read from R - L)10yr ⋅ DarlingMercenary ⋅ r/TrollMUA
First play with the carnival palette, any tips on how to blend better?5yr ⋅ Competitive_Product ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Pretty much my everyday makeup, would appreciate tips to make me look better (:4yr ⋅ roachincalzone ⋅ r/TrollMUA
After a loooooooong day at work when I come home and my Shiro order is in the mailbox.10yr ⋅ nymeriarose ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I bought Kat Von D's Studded Kiss lipstick in Cathedral today and I open it up in the car and it smells like marshmallows9yr ⋅ CaususLuciferi ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW, after asking my SO if my hot pink lippie & gold eyeshadow is too much, he tells me it can never be too much for you.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollMUA
After using only drugstore makeup for my entire adult life, MRW I put on all of my new Urban Decay makeup from Sephora.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I save a teammate from dying in Dragon Age mp only to realize I just ruined my no cleanup freshly painted nails.9yr ⋅ Endrealis ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I sneeze after spending 30 minutes on eyeshadow and the mascara ain't dry10yr ⋅ lilghost76 ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I see reviews of the Laura Mercier Eye Artist Palette when I traded the original 2013 palette on MUE for issues that have since been resolved...9yr ⋅ dutchesse ⋅ r/TrollMUA
I went a little crazy because life is sucking right now (worst year I've ever had) so I dyed my hair pink!10yr ⋅ zombieresponseteam ⋅ r/TrollMUA
My favourite lipstick pushed itself up in its tube while in my handbag and smushed all over the lid. This sucks.10yr ⋅ CinnamonBunBun ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW My best friend tells me she doesn't like the blue eyeshadow under my eyes, when those are MY VEINS...10yr ⋅ L_O_R_N ⋅ r/TrollMUA
As someone who did a very shit job of shaping theirs while young due to looking like a caveman10yr ⋅ cookiesaretheanswer ⋅ r/TrollMUA
I got all of this at CVS today for a total of $5.85. Details in comments.10yr ⋅ AWildRisuAppeared ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Stupidly loaded up my eyes with makeup the day I go to get a septum piercing... I'm impressed at how well it held up!9yr ⋅ sassyburger ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW a stranger rudely asks me why I feel the need to wear such 'trashy' lipstick, when I'd be more beautiful without it.10yr ⋅ K-braithwaite ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I realize that after 2 years of being deep in the makeup game, I've found 0 holy grail products for myself9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I can't participate in the Winter Exchange because my account is not old enough.10yr ⋅ Lumberchick ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW the makeup I bought my mom for her birthday gave her an allergic reaction, despite my making sure it didn't have the ingredient we know she's allergic to. Back to the drawing board, I guess.10yr ⋅ TheGingerSnapper ⋅ r/TrollMUA
After 8 years of eyebrow abuse (shaving, over plucking gothtastica), I get so excited the days when my eyebrow game is spot on. The only game that matters.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
My skin looks bleh (waiting for a new BB cream in the mail) but my gradient lips were on poooooint today!10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Posted originally in TrollX, realized we had an MUA sub. Free to a good home.8yr ⋅ whose_whovian ⋅ r/TrollMUA
When I think I can pull off lining my upper lid... every time. (xpost TrollX)10yr ⋅ MsLogophile ⋅ r/TrollMUA
My Sephora order was delivered to my apartment office today while I was at work. I got there three minutes after they locked the doors. My Train Bleu is in that box!10yr ⋅ Prettyundead ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Have you heard about our lord and savior, NARS Audacious Lipsticks? This sucker is still going strong (mainly as a lip stain) after almost 12 hours through grease, cheese, noodles, and crackers. [Review in comments]10yr ⋅ dutchesse ⋅ r/TrollMUA
First time living on my own in a brand-new city, still unpacking my new apartment. Here's my battlestation-in-progress! It's not much, but it's mine. 💋10yr ⋅ pinnedxup ⋅ r/TrollMUA
How can I stop my BB cream going dry/cakey over my spots? That's where I need it most, goddamit!9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollMUA
[FOTD] I am upright for the first time today Trolls! Using the power of makeup to stay that way. :D9yr ⋅ p_iynx ⋅ r/TrollMUA
*Sees BITE's promo; spends equivalent amount on mid-range lipstick and a bottle of red*10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW my SO, who normally insists I don't need make up, asks if I've been doing something different with my make up lately because I look especially pretty. (I actually have been doing something new!)9yr ⋅ touche_parfait ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Trolls!! I need some advice!! What can I do makeup wise for an everyday look that doesn't take forever to apply? Here's my face with no make up. Special advice for my eyebrows would be appreciated as well! –sorry for the crappy quality!!–10yr ⋅ zombieresponseteam ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Homemade prosthetic in action! (Ryuk from Death Note - Shinigamis love their apples!)10yr ⋅ starryeyedq ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIF after buying the (EU) Rocky Horror MAC-collection online and watching the movie twice in a row JUST BECAUSE10yr ⋅ Whatsername_ ⋅ r/TrollMUA
When my liner looks good, I feel like nothing can stop me! (Sorry for the forward facing camera filter)9yr ⋅ behvin ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MUA is a bit intimidating, but I've to hear what you guys think about my last minute Halloween makeup!10yr ⋅ QuietLiving ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Ladies... get Kat Von D's Everlasting Liquid Lipstick. This is mine after almost seven hours at my crazy restaurant job!8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I wake up to the sound of my cat knocking everything over on my freshly organized battlestation10yr ⋅ flying_kittens_ ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Celebration of this sub, my I can't look sick for this interview face! Ccw.10yr ⋅ superunicornslayer ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Failed several times trying to put false eyelashes on, then I said f*ck them.6yr ⋅ jessrabbit92 ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I put on makeup for the first time in a LONG time for my (super conservative) company party, then realize I have porn star eye shadow on.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Attempted winged liner for the first time in my life today. MFW I need more practice.10yr ⋅ KaleidoscopeBerries ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW i get out my beauty blender a couple days after it sat sealed up in its container in a hot car all day and see MOLD growing all over it! goodbye, old friend :,(9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW the Urban Decay customer service rep tells me my order didn't process properly and I won't be getting their black friday deal10yr ⋅ abbeyinreallife ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Let me give you a little self cringe/fail. I tried to follow a tutorial by Willam a while ago and needless to say, I am not as skilled as her.10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Guys, I just don't think the blue shadow look is for me. MRW I try it again anyways.10yr ⋅ green_lemons ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Not too long ago, one of my coworkers went if you had a bunny... And then showed me this10yr ⋅ lilghost76 ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Hey trolls! How'd I do on my Halloween dry run? I'm going for a spider queen kinda thing. It feels like something's missing (besides falsies, which I'm saving). Any and all CCW!10yr ⋅ Bubblesbulldog ⋅ r/TrollMUA
How I felt (as a person of Italian heritage) when some people stated that it was stupid that Pantone/Sephora named their color of the year after a chicken dish10yr ⋅ Sturgeon_Swimulator ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I used the Naked palette my BF got me for Christmas for the first time10yr ⋅ EverydayNovelty ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Trolls! I'm so glad I found you. I really liked this nighttime look from last night! CCW :)10yr ⋅ p_iynx ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Can we just take a minute to appreciate Norma Jeane Baker's (Marilyn Monroe) makeup game at the age of 12?!10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I go to bed without washing my face and wake up to realize I can turn last night's smudged eyeliner into a killer smokey-eyed look10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW, after applying several coats of water resistant mascara, my mom told me there was no more make-up remover10yr ⋅ vintagecutiepie ⋅ r/TrollMUA
My lips were really pink today so I took selfies. I used a filter to make it more true to what it looked like IRL10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
R.I.P Fallen solider. KVD in Motorhead smells good to my pup apparently.10yr ⋅ BartokTheBat ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I log into reddit today to see the MUA v. MUAcj drama as a frequent viewer of both subs10yr ⋅ ArtemesiaG ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Gurl, you need some Seche Vite in yo life. Thanks for the advice, u/percival_winbourne!10yr ⋅ chelsmjlv ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW seeing amazing eyeshadows in MUA and I have very hooded lids.9yr ⋅ herecomethepretzels ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Attempted strobing and green mascara because game day. Am I doing the spirit thing right, trolls? Yay sports!9yr ⋅ binalala ⋅ r/TrollMUA
What happens when I decide to try giving eyeshadow a chance. Trolls, I need your help!9yr ⋅ littleducklings5 ⋅ r/TrollMUA
My guy friends reaction if I ask them if they notice anything different10yr ⋅ Lumberchick ⋅ r/TrollMUA
I was so excited and nervous buying my first designer lipstick! Bold choice is worth it!10yr ⋅ binalala ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Could I have some help identifying what type of brush this is? Got it in a palette a while back and want to buy a similar one in a full size.7yr ⋅ aelit4 ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Trolls, I'm on a tight budget nowadays. Does anyone have any good home made beauty tips & tricks?10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Finally bit the bullet and switched to Too Faced foundation and no ragrets!8yr ⋅ binalala ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I use an eyebrow pencil to try and fill in my brows, for the first time.10yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollMUA