Old School Gamer Girls: Me and my cousin playing Super Mario World in 1993. Sister looks thrilled.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/gaming
Found out my ex is expecting twins with his mentally ill wife. Boop! MRW...8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/childfree
It's like a glimpse into the future! ...so bright, I gotta wear shades.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/childfree
Jason Momoa (Khal Drogo) stopping to ask you for directions. Holy arms, Batman.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Thought of you ladies when I saw this. indeed, gotta look both baller and smug.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Time to turn in my youth card. Egg salad sandwich on high fiber bread with black coffee in an NPR mug. 👵🏻 Who's with me?7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Otto didn't get much love in /r/aww, but I know you all are discerning dachshund connoisseurs. Puppy pic!9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
When I realize my husband is getting home from deployment soon and I haven't dealt with the haireolas in six months.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies! Get you some smart facts about coffee vs. poop relationship, presented in an adorable infographic. TIL coffee affects women more... high score! (credit in comments)8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I set a new orgasm record during procrasturbating instead of studying for finals.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This little sausage doggie is cooling her tummy to beat the summer heat! ☀️❄️7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Sometimes I can't be bothered, but mostly because people have been bothering me for so long.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW the always gotta comment girl in the class is rambling and it's 9pm and class should be over but we get graded on professionalism, being supportive of others, and tact.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I show up at my usual time to play piano for my old folks (War Vets Home) and a guitarist has been playing, in my usual time slot, for over an hour.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Reading a Psychology Journal when I noticed a case study on a patient with binge eating issues...9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/fatlogic
I found this infestation in my bed pillows this morning. Any advice on removing these kinds of little nuggets?7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
MRW I tell my boss in our initial meet and greet that I am working on a MS in Counseling Psychology and he steers the conversation to his marriage problems and lack of intimacy. This isn't the first time I've dealt with this before, either!9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Nah, I'll take this instead. Only gotta clean these bottles when people are gonna see them.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Got my Dachshund a Pit Bull-rated indestructible dog bed. This is the photo for the warranty claim less than 24 hours after receipt. Proud dog!7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Once you give one Dachshund a bite of apple, they'll soon be back...and in greater numbers.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Reddit, meet Brida! We adopted her last week. She trips over her ears and loves her new backyard to play in.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Who else loves being the secretly baller makeup troll? Here is a GIF I made of my date night transformation from this weekend. BEFORE/AFTER.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I have to sprint outside after seeing the Waste Disposal truck driver scoop up and try to throw away my box of Dolce & Gabbana returns that's sitting next to my mailbox.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Because of a post here in /r/dachshund, a rescue dog has his forever home. Meet Pretzel, our new hound (on the right) we adopted last Thursday. I think he's going to like it here.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Trolls! Passed my GRE this morning, TEN points over the minimum for the masters program I am applying to. Nothin' like good enough to qualify!9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Old School Dachsie Cool: My grandmother in the early 1980s with puppies her dachshund, Huffer, had! I am a proud 4th generation dachshund household!9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
MFW my friend takes a sip of the bottle of wine I've been drinking and says, Oh, gross, this is turned! No way. $7 wine can expire? I just thought it always tasted like that...9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I have been using a white eyeliner pencil on the inside corner of my eyes and waterline...it is life changing! Cheat sleep, get white eyeliner.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Big Brother, that's not how you lay in bed! Dachshunds obviously have a melting point.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Before/After glam overlining Dark Plum matte lipstick look. Almost symmetrical, but not quite. Close enough.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Lawyer exclusively broke the laws of billboard advertising to promote his fivehead.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Fiveheads
MRW I see my order of Fall Bath & Body Works swag on my front door step!9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Gym hair on point today. Hey, whatever keeps you motivated, amirite?9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW my husband compliments the ugliest MAC lipstick color I just received in the mail.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
You know what goes awesomely with Cake Day? Peeno Noir by Tituss (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt). This is a thing!!!8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When that brow game strong, but your bangs cover it up anyway. (Eyebrow tutorial in comments)9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Tried this Claw Nails Adele Trend that I guess is popular now...Ladies, I feel like a badass Vampire, complete with sleeping more! Scratching has never been more satisfying.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
For my Cake Day, gaze upon my cheeky Dachshund, Otto. His ear is out of control.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
My husband had a rough day at work. I found him like this: two passed out peas in a pod.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Medium and fun size pair-o-dachs. They even shop at the same clothing store!8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Logged into MyFitnessPal this morning. First suggestion up for breakfast. I am not proud... actually, whatever!10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies! Snap a pic right now of your everyday makeup face. Post it here!9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I'm ovulating, in a dry spell, and my standards are nowhere to be seen. Don't judge.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My house is a circus and send in these clowns. Otto and Brida, sideshow extraordinaire.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Everyone's talking politics, and I'm just here waiting for my XB1 Skyrim SE mods to load.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/skyrim
Channeling 1960s Italy. On point eyeliner, took a picture, mascara under eyes. Whatever. La dolce vita, right trolls?9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
This cutting board is covered in steak juice. Otto was so scared of fireworks that he wasn't even interested. Happy 2017! (Bonus pic in comments)7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Kids, gather 'round for the horrific tale of The Legend of the Aspen Street Witch...9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF because I just ordered my first grownup pair of glasses for school! Now I can adult correctly, read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband is learning how to talk dirty in bed and, well, you have to start somewhere...10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW MyFitnessPal says I still have 497 calories after dinner.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF about the James Deen controversy, with my mind currently obsessed with the impending December 18th release...9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's happening! After 9 months of hard work in the gym, I got my body fat measured and it's 18.6%! Cool sciencey stats in the pic.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Puppy Brida, this isn't what I mean by go outside. Lambing on the patio furniture doesn't count.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Trolls! Had an amazing time at a 1940s themed fundraiser for our local symphony. Here is my makeup and hair!8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
My CF Easter. Thanks to YouGov for reminding me of all the stuff I don't have to deal with.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/childfree
MRW I accidentally hit just the right spot on the seat in Spin class.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
People remark that raising a child is only for 18 years, then you can do whatever you want! What about the risk of children who are unable to care for their own kids & return the grandchildren to you to raise? Discuss.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/childfree
Should you wash your hair today? This handy flow-chart can help us Trolls figure it out. Meh, there's always tomorrow...8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yup, good enough. I know you ladies have done this. If you haven't, it's a pretty gnarly, but effective LPT.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's my cake day. I'm gonna post a picture of my rare lamb/dachshund hybrid. Lamb dog.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
3 Generations of Family & Dachshunds: My G-Gramma, Gramma, and Mom. Same goes for the Hounds!11yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
HIFW I am shaving my lady bits for a Florida vacation and I have to clean my razor out a billion times.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Fitness Trolls! What's the deal with fitness bands like Fitbit? Do any of you use them? If so, are they helpful?9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Just my fine Otto dog, awaiting the fall weather to reach home, ear flung back carelessly.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
Today I was driving 9 hours back home, and a dude pulls up next to me on the freeway. He makes a charming eating out gesture, to which I laugh, make a hideous troll face and motioned the female equivalent. MRW I figure out he was seriously looking for a freeway hookup.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
You know what that sweet sound is? Silence. Getting excited about our romantic Napa trip, and our hotel is (mostly) childfree! Hooray!8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/childfree
MRW I get spotting after years of not having a period (BC)... when I take a chance and wear underwear other than black.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
They each have their own bed, but Dachshunds think the other one has the better deal. Especially puppies who like to annoy big brother.8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
MRW my neighbor across the street put a 40 Days For Life sign in her front yard, right in the view of my living room window. Any ideas for my own yard sign, ladies?9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[FOTD] For my Cake Day, I present a fierce eyeliner wing and red lip. Trolls, the Stars have indeed aligned.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I just realized I have leftover homemad guacamole in the fridge after being indecisive about what to eat for dinner after a serious gym session.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies! If you were in the GURRRLLL Scouts, which badges would you wear proudly? I'd have Chronic Oversharer, Flosses Daily, and Can Eat the Same Pizza at Every Meal 4 Days In A Row Without Dying a Sodium-Related Death. What about you?9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband is deployed for six months and iBooks has a lot more cheesy romance novels in the FREE section...9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
And also where the bras aren't and the fresh bag of Smartfood is! There's no place like home.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am heavily downvoted in TrollY after expressing a Me First, Sometimes approach to life. Can't blame me: everything I learned about dating & relationships is from watching Mae West films as a teenager.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW as soon as I finish putting the topcoat on my nails, I have to poop. Like, now. Gotta go.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My deployed husband surprised me with a Tiffany's pearl bracelet today in the mail. My Y-Chromosomed friend is a little lost on Bro Jokes sometimes.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR (to myself) W I realize a ticket to Magic Mike XXL was the best $6 I have ever spent.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Rocko, my now passed-on hound, looking like a real hot dog! He is grizzly and elderly in this photo, but still okay with looking silly. And by okay I mean grouchy.11yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
MRW I finish playing Dragon Age: Inquisition with the Solas romance quest line.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
Graduate students and professional degree holders of TrollX! I have a masters degree program acceptance interview next Monday. What do you wear to something like this? (More in comments)9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/AskTrollX
After 8 years of eyebrow abuse (shaving, over plucking gothtastica), I get so excited the days when my eyebrow game is spot on. The only game that matters.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I am just finishing up a run and Fergalicious starts playing on my iPod.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm sitting in a group of dudes talking about Metal music, and someone asks, Can anyone here sing? ... and everyone stops and stares at me, hope in their eyes.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Miley Cyrus: You can take girl out of the Disney, but you can't take the Disney out of the girl.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/whitepeoplegifs
While we are on this trend, She's Big, Fat, Ugly and been around the block for over 50 years. The most feared airplane in the history of the world.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/MURICA
#JustDachshundThings...Got a new phone case and wanted to share with a fellow dog mom.7yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/Dachshund
MRW I realize it's been too long since the last time I trimmed down there.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my husband keeps e-mailing me cheaper Caribbean cruises, which are full of kids and kid activities, when I am insisting on a luxury cruise to get away from them. Quit being cheap.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/childfree
MRW I was talking to a huge crush at work, and I forgot the word hour. And I quote: Yeah I stayed like five minutes, er months, what? no. Weeks. Days. Mon..No. What?10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am making a fancyass French chicken pot pie from scratch and I see blood drops in the dough from the pastry cutter.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have to make the decision to use the last two AA batteries on my controller or my vibrator. Yes, I can always switch back and forth, but that seems like too much work...9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
British Gurkha soldier Corporal Dipprasad Pun (killed 30 Taliban militants on his own in Afghanistan, awarded Victoria Cross).8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I am currently on a 6-month military deployment. MRW I see any/all Marines in uniform on-base. My squadron considers me their resident cougar.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What I see when I watch ladies braid their hair, a skill I never learned (yet). Such sorcery!11yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I think we all have been there. Reaching for the plastic bottle because the glass one is two bucks more...10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I just booked my business class tickets from Guam to Texas. No screaming children or seat kicking for me during 18 hours of flights. Ambien packed and here's to a New Year started right!10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/childfree
[Self] Game of Thrones Shame Nun Meets Khal Drogo (Jason Momoa). Shameful thoughts ensued.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/cosplay
MFW me & my husband are bra shopping at Victoria's Secret and he notices I now shop in the 34DDD bin.10yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Oh you know, just singing the praises of my favorite food ever. The dude I was talking to was not very convinced.9yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
