MRW I tell me kid to clean his room, & he tells me I need to clean my (admittedly messy) room too.8yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MWR another client calls me a good girl for doing my damn job.8yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When me shithead kid tells me he don't like cheese & vegemite sangas.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/straya
MRW the IT dude can't stop laughing after discovering my folder full of pupper memes.6yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my partner asks how I've been coping with his lack of sex drive the past few months.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW when I'm sitting on the toilet & my nails match my tampon wrapper.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my depressed, unemployed partner tells me he's made a doctors appointment to get help for his mental health, and asked for my help to put together a new resume. I'M SO PROUD OF HIM!10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your lunch is so good that you've been coveting the fridge since 9am.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR during my first period poop after years of being on the pill.6yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to cut down on sugar, but accidentally pour a tonne of honey on my cereal.6yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW playing DA:I & Dorian finally wants to sex me up, but my kid is watching me play.9yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/GirlGamers
HIFW I have to drop out of a group dungeon after I over-estimated my new healer's abilities.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
MRW my partner thanks me for buying 'him' BF1 for his birthday.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
HIFW my kid is so excited about school but also won't shut. the. fuck. up. about it.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I make the best cup of coffee of my life. IT'S INSTANT TOO, HOW DID I DO IT?!6yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally find a song I've been looking for for the past 5 years!!!!!6yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trying to decide if showing my 5 year old Mad Max Fury Road tonight would be bad parenting.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I wear crappy old clothes to work thinking I won't see anyone, & the dead sexy printer repair man I've been pining over for a year decides to show up a day early.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you realise the work phone hasn't rang in ages, but you don't want to jinx it! So then you try to not think about the phone ringing in case it does.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I make my kid late for school coz I was too busy scraping out the Nutella jar7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anyone playing watchdogs 2? the clothing designer must be a fellow knight.7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/KnightsOfPineapple
MRW on the day I start my diet, I find out a pizza shop is opening next door.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my stomach is larger than my already quite big boobs, it's time to start the diet & exercise!10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just bought my partner a new graphics card & the Arma 3 bundle for his birthday but he's not on FB so I can't tell him & revel in his admiration!!!7yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
MRW, after asking my SO if my hot pink lippie & gold eyeshadow is too much, he tells me it can never be too much for you.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW my mother finds some failure in my housework to comment on every damn time she comes over.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I'm on a tight budget nowadays. Does anyone have any good home made beauty tips & tricks?10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollMUA
After a year of telling my partner about all the cool things I find on Reddit, he finally asks me to show him the site. MRW I think of my post history.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW someone's entire attitude towards me changes when they realise my kid is actually my step-kid.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my partner tells me he thinks 'fake gamer girls' are a real thing.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realise I've spent my whole work day trading & selling Steam cards.10yr ⋅ weekendoffender ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
