It's really hard to watch Jurassic world when all you can think about is sucking Chris Pratt's cock.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone tries to publicly shame me for KISSING my fiance before our wedding.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I notice my SO is still texting his EX from 4 years ago, who he had a horrendously terrible break up with, including lying, manipulation, and cheating.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally convince my friend to talk to her doctor about her eating disorder!9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW people suggest I loose some weight before my wedding. (found this on trollX today, don't mean to steal karma but this is HIF)9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
HIFW I wear red lipstick to the office and my male coworker instantly turns into a blabbering fool trying to HR appropriately compliment it.8yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone says Miss Cyrus is imploding before our very eyes and how gross because she chose not to shave her armpits for an event.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I adulted so hard yesterday! I signed the contract for my venue, ordered invites, ordered table linens, and looked at wedding bands for my fiance. It's happening. 100 days out.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW my 70 year old uncle stares at my boobs for no less than 5 solid minutes then looks at my fiance and looks back at my boobs at a family gathering yesterday.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Right when I'm thinking all I want for my wedding is to be skinny (like 12 sizes smaller skinny) and all about that base imediately starts playing on the radio and all I hear is every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW My fiance still hasn't booked our ceremony hall, he's the one that has to do it to get the MAJOR discount (we're broke as f), and it's 145 days to our wedding.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
We're finally putting together the invites for our wedding!!! I love them and they're basically my favorite thing about our wedding right now.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/weddingplanning
I thought living with someone nearly twice my age and a grown ass woman meant I wouldn't need to worry about this. HIFW I find out that's not true.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm trying to balance its only 5 hours of your life with you only get married once and a tiny budget.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MFW I realize that the guy in the cubicle across the wall from me may be a TrollYer.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm at work. and I'm getting over a cold. and I'm scheduled to start shark week today. and...then this happened.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW we are 67 days out from the wedding and my fiance has STILL NOT finished the part of the invites that tells people where to go despite my giving him totally workable deadlines.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW My FFIL just texted me to say he paid our hall rental fee in full. All we have to do is go sign the contract!9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW the women are talking on the other side of the cube wall about how horrible it would be to go to work with wet hair. I currently have wet hair.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW one of my bridesmaids (who's never been a BM before) tells me she's going to order her non returnable bridesmaids dress without measuring herself at all and just guessing.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW the customer on my phone at work says isn't it just like a woman to say Stop! Stop! STOP!9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm on the phone with a customer suggest a solution because he doesn't understand his bill and he says no, I've got to keep it simple because I'm dealing with a woman referring to his wife.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF while waiting for my boyfriend and my father to talk and ask for my hand OH THE PATRIARCHY9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm about to comment a really unpopular opinion on a trollX post9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my embracing diversity training tells us to be more approachable at work by smiling more10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, after asking my fiance to research postage for the invites before we purchased them, we FINALLY get them to the post office, and the postage isn't enough. 54 days out.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW I go back to work after a long lunch and I find one small clump of hair that is stiff...with cum.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I put on makeup for the first time in a LONG time for my (super conservative) company party, then realize I have porn star eye shadow on.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I have a new toy and my first glass plug waiting for me to get home from work.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the guy at TacoHell tries to hit on me based on my nerdy shirt and ends up telling me women should stay at home.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my SO is becoming more and more distant, our relationship is falling apart, but we keep saying how we don't want to be with anyone else. And he hasn't made a move on me in weeks or a romantic gesture in months.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF thinking about my answers to questions for an promotion interview tomorrow.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MIRW I feel a period shit coming on and suddenly a new call beeps in on my line at work (call center)10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend spends the entire morning at the farmers market playing with with my recently divorced friends 1 year old son.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW after my SO says what a turn off below the waist hair is, I do the worst shaving job of my life while trying to be meticulous.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend told me he expects our relationship to be all over /r/TrollXChromosomes10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my subby boyfriend tells me he's not feeling as frisky as he thought tonight--after getting me all worked up.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MboyfriendsRW we get invited to a rocking Flappers and Dappers NYE party, but we just got WoW back...10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW They move my desk at work, and the only open desk is directly across from the most strict manager looking into my cubicle all day long.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out that they make purses that double as wine bags.9yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I openly admit I used my PMS super powers to tell my boyfriend off when he was being selfish. I have set feminists back 10,000 years.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HI(Will)FW I attend my friends bachelorette party with a bunch of repressed, vicious women who drove me out of the church I was going to.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Saw a picture on /r/funny about an example they use to teach ESL in HongKong. Comments were full of Fat-shammers.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that one of my boyfriends and my best friends is actively trying to sabotage our relationship through manipulation and psychological warfare.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I feel my super high sex drive declining, and I realize that I've never enjoyed sexual contact with anyone but love other sexual acts, and since I've never actually had sex I might completely hate it and end up in sexless marriage.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TIL my sister is a mommy troll. She's not a redditor but has taken to trolling the mommy guilting pages on facebook. She Just keeps getting better.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I tell my SO thanks for the karma fodder on TrollX and he isn't so happy with the story I posted.10yr ⋅ im_working_ ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
