More than enough for my family, only $19 from the farmers market.7yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/EatCheapAndHealthy
MRW my SO exclaims What smells like sweaty garbage??!! ... After I silently farted.8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm a bridesmaid, MRW the bride tells me I need to arrive at 9:00 AM to do hair/makeup for a 5:00 PM ceremony.7yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I wake up with a hangover this morning, after only having TWO cocktails last night ...8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW Mint.com emails me about exceeding my restaurant budget...8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I feel like only you ladies can appreciate this ... After little to no sleep and 10 hr work days I came home to a gleaming white tub, bottle of champagne on ice, oatmeal bath packet and fully charged tablet. My SO knows what I need ...7yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my sister-in-law says your online personality is better than you're real life personality, after browsing my Reddit posts.8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A European hare can run at 37 body lengths per second, whereas a cheetah can only run 23.8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/Awwducational
HIFW I use an eyebrow pencil to try and fill in my brows, for the first time.8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I check out the #eggplantfriday tag, at a coworkers urging, not knowing what it is....8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to find a thread from a few months ago, and instead I wind up on /r/mensrights ...8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my (white) co-worker is telling me she's going to dress as Crazy Eyes from OITNB .... Complete with painting my face brown.. that's not offensive, right?8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my husband tells me to be calm, but his tab at the coffee shop was $100 ...8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This little guy (aka Harold George Son of Short Bus-Orange Cat) and I have come a long way. Every morning he waits for me by the front door to leave for work, and every night when I come home he's a little less skittish when I pet him. <39yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/aww
HIFW I use an eyebrow pencil to try and fill in my brows, for the first time.8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Fellow Redditor sent me a mysterybox with the loveliest handwriting in her note!9yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/PenmanshipPorn
Thank you /u/avnflew! You came through with the green tea goodies!8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/snackexchange
Friend rescued a baby squirrel, named Scrump, he just opened his eyes yesterday.8yr ⋅ Scarlett_ptista ⋅ r/aww
