Excellent way of dealing with rape threats online.
Let's crowdfund this.
When he cums and you get way more than you were expecting.
Tumblr in a nutshell.
Yes. This is the dream.
Tumblr goes to school
When you overestimate your abilities.
Well that's one way.
Growing up Catholic.
But seriously, the amount of times I've lost it is a joke.
A dad insisting on using his 'selfie stick'...
Reasons for planned parenthood, or any pro choice clinic. (xpost tumblr)
Story of my life.
Bernie Sanders calling out the sexist questions asked by interviewers.
Really, feminism is this simple.
Well, you do have clear handwriting...
Pro-Choice or Pro-Life (xpost r/funny but thought it belonged here)
So many pregnancy worries, so little sex.
It's why I always carry spare.
One sentence horror story [xpost Tumblr]
Just tried on a few old summer dresses now the suns out. It didn't go too well.
It's why guys love me so much.
I can't either.
Sounds about right.
Mainly the eating part.
Always thought I could do a decent velociraptor noise.
Cecily Strong at The White House correspondents dinner.
Don't we all.
Sums me up very nicely!
Pretty much every time I try to be fancy.
Online shopping I love you, but you're making me skint.
Hopefully when I'm thirty.
Generally I match black with black. But sometimes I haven't done laundry in a while...
No one gets paid enough to put up with that.
Be an excellent Prince. Yeah, feminism bitch!
MRW I found out female ejaculation is now banned in British porn.
MRW I found out the UK have added a 5% tax to sanitary products as they are considered luxury items.
Kids sure have changed.
Stellar dating advice.
RIP in peace
Worst part of lunch.
Yes, make them squirm. Best way :)
Wonder woman issues.
I have two evening classes alongside a full time job. The exam for both is in 6 weeks away. I'm supposed to study, but instead I've played Sims and masturbated.
My friends are starting to get engaged. I think Aziz sums up my feelings perfectly.
My kind of workout
Especially if I meet you drunk in a club.
I want to go with seven.
Girl, we feel your pain.
MRW after being a grumpy cow with PMS, my SO appears with treats and cuddles.
This is accurate more times than I wish to admit.
Facts and meth
Are you trying to turn me on or plotting world domination?
Don't go against the hive.
Beware of the compressed cotton ball!
Think of the papercuts.
HIFW everything going on in my life right now.
Just because there are tracks doesn't mean it's safe!
MRW when another man in politics states something ludicrous. This week? Women’s opinions are shaped by the sperm of the men they sleep with, and that half the time they say no they don't actually mean it.
Frick frack paddy wack
The times of PSL are ending...
This is pretty much my coping strategy when anything serious comes up. It may also be why I'm single!
Finally land an AMAZING job with an awesome pay package and benefit scheme, and all my family have to say is well, still no boyfriend.
Think Batman is one of us?
Loving this trend #dudesgreetingdudes
Hurry up Friday.
Word games on tinder.
Started doing some questions for my upcoming exams.
Definitely how my uterus plans her attack.
I don't know about that...
The eternal dilemma
This popped up on FB... Definitely not my idea of a loving parent.
In two days, I'll be on a plane with my best mate with nothing but sun, sea and a continual supply of margaritas to look forward to. FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
No benefit, obviously.
Trying to study after leaving it so long. Hello cramming.
To the random redditors that enjoy coming to this sub just to downvote.
Trolls! We're trending!
Sitting through an afternoon with my parents encouraging me to settle down.
Happens far too frequently.
Literally the reason why I'm home early.
Can I have this? I want this.
Spotted this cutie on my way to work.
HIF about most make up tutorials
Every argument with my mother, ever.
Happy Halloween Trolls!
Working, studying, budgeting, so little time or money for the SO or any form of socialising.
Tina Fey on body image (and Kim Kardashian).
MFW I realise after being at work all morning that I got in the shower, but never actually washed myself.
Press request from a UK women's magazine. 'We'd like to find a person who fits our preconceived argument, instead of looking at how reality works.'
Innocent me's first reaction to porn.
MFW I suddenly realise my ex actually was a manipulative narcissistic arsehole.
Totally a valid comparison. (xpost me_irl)
My mother rings me up to say that even though I'm working and studying full time, I shouldn't be stressed because it comes naturally to me. And I should help my brother get a job and help her presentation. Because I have all this spare time.
This happened a while back, but it still makes me laugh.
MFW once again I'm left to look after my drunk friend and everyone else has a good time.
Believes intelligence is linked to race. When I call him out on it, told 'you're not bright enough to debate with me'. Oh, what a shame.
Jeez, I wonder why? [x/post Tumblr]
Anyone got any good book recommendations? I want something juicy and maybe a bit naughty. Preferably easy reading but not too much... If that makes sense.
Just got given four bottles of Sourz from work. Whose getting teenage girl drunk this weekend?! I am.
Just cried at the ending of Wreck It Ralph. Damn you PMS.
I have a free house for two weeks. When people ask what I'm doing with my free time...
I had one glass of wine last night, and today I'm hungover.
I have a four hour exam in the morning. My flatmate has given me her cold and I cannot sleep.
Why thank you MFP, I wasn't thinking of having four of the KFC family sized buckets but now I will.
To the lady on the tube who was sitting next to me and said it'll be alright when I randomly burst into tears and had a panic attack, thank you.
Think I just realised, three years into a career (one year away from qualifying), I have no idea what I want to do with my life.
I'm so flattered.
Podcasts - do any of you have any ones you recommend? Preferably feminist (I listen to TedTalks/Freakonomics and I've done Serial)
Saw this as a women make bad decisions on instagram. Don't see either party coming off well though.
And hello to you too.
So, I'm home, and just noticed the calender my mother bought herself. Every month is full of this rubbish.
So this is me right now. I'd rather have a hug, but hey, when times are tough!
Just got a little closer to getting qualified in my chosen sector. But I'm alone. So TrollX, you get my happy dance.
So turns out TrollX is where I comment and post the most according to my Karma breakdown. Excellent.
Tinder living up to expectations.
MRW everything in my life is, or already has, gone to shit.
You better not take a photo of me before I've applied my face.
About to start renting
I'm getting loads of Black Friday offers for cool Indie make up... But they're all from US based companies and I'm in the UK :(
A swimming crab.
I will never understand why I'm so horribly clumsy when I'm close to my period.
MFW I see a lot of redditors claiming feminism should be called egalitarianism completely missing the point that feminism = equal rights, and egalitarianism = trend of thought.
My EDad repeatedly told me (always after a particularly bad NMum episode) he wouldn't leave my NMum because he doesn't want us to be raised in a broken home.
MRW when my FWB who was very insistent from the beginning it would just be casual, so I distance myself from him, starts going on about wanting to move to the same town as me, and wanting to go on more dates.
Be honest with me - how many of you actually do this?
Would like to find ONE guy who is either over his ex or not planning on migrating. I give up with this dating game. Where are the cats and chocolate?
Met a great guy, but my anxiety is already making me think he's going to leave.
Just accidentally stalk added my ex on Facebook.
Who spent all their rent money on clothes, make up and cute bras?!
Just got sent this after going NC. She has never visited, or mention, her Dad's grave before.
MFW people(reddit) seem to be under the assumption you have to ask for permission if you want to go out.
It's shark week. Work is stressful as hell. I have an exam next week. The guy I'm seeing is being distant. My family aren't speaking to me. I live about 50miles from my closest friends, and I'm skint.
Trying to remember a past book series from my childhood... God damn it why can't I remember things from 13 years ago!