this chrome plug-in (that randomly generates a new cat & name every time you open a new tab) sure does know what its target audience is into6yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/nekoatsume
Something told me to pop into Goodwill yesterday... scored a huge Chemex coffee pot for a steal!8yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
here's my absolutely terrible 'pro' bridesmaid makeup... that I had to pay for... ugh10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
every time I'm naked, I can't help but admire them (x-post r/disneyoutofcontext)10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I happen to look out the window and accidentally see my neighbor's penis waggling around his kitchen.10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you roll over in the early morning hours, and feel your menstrual cup unleash a deluge into your PJs. (yay, new copper IUD periods...)6yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
my husband, ladies and gentlemen. sometimes I try to boycott cleaning it up, but eventually end up doing it anyway >:(11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
sometimes you just can't stop looking, no matter how much you want to (x-post /r/disneyoutofcontext)10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
sometimes you don't realize how bad you've got it til it's gone10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/disneyoutofcontext
Woke up this morning after YET ANOTHER nightmare about college/finals/grades, but I graduated with a masters degree FOUR YEARS AGO... wtf, brain?10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Made my Revealed palette even more awesome by identifying all the Naked dupes! (aka My love affair with my labelmaker)11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
This should clear things up nicely! Not a single car parked in the bike lane today.10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/pittsburgh
HIFW my husband is on day 12 of being sick, but I still haven't gotten the mystery illness9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
sometimes you just can't stop looking, no matter how much you want to10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/disneyoutofcontext
Double tabby loaves (covers are disturbed from the fat one crawling under them to loaf)10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/Catloaf
HIF after marathoning three entire teenage drama TV shows on Netflix, and realizing I was never as stylish/pretty/fun as these girls in high school11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
watching sexist douches infiltrate friendly lady discussions10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
my face while inserting my new menstrual cup for the first time and trying to twist it10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW all my friends had friendsgiving dinners to go to today, but my husband and I weren't invited and I see it all on snapchat :(9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my husband left today for a 4 day trip and the red tide is coming in full force (along with all its usual emotional fuckery)10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Was scared out of my mind to get my Nexplanon today, but I survived! And didn't even pass out!9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
There should be a 'foul wife frog'. In my defense, nobody but my husband sees them...11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I have a yeast infection and have to use that awful goo medicine and a pad to minimize the mess9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy at goodwill asks me if I'm a teacher because I look like I teach 5 year olds, and I'm not sure whether he's trying to hit on me or insult me...10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after shaving my legs with my brand spankin new double-edge razor for the first time9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
after a year of being to scared to dive head-first into lifting on my own without instruction, HIFW I'm going to a free weight training 101 class in an hour!10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I find the perfect dress for a James Bond themed ball, then find out that none of my friends got tickets, and my husband convinces me we should sell ours and not go11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have 150 calories left for the day, and I'm trying to decide between a small snack and a glass of wine...10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW i get out my beauty blender a couple days after it sat sealed up in its container in a hot car all day and see MOLD growing all over it! goodbye, old friend :,(9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollMUA
anyone else learn their first lessons about feminism from Fried Green Tomatoes? TOWANDA!!!9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I usually end up going alone to outdoor fitness-y type events, and found out I might yet again be going alone to a yoga festival on Saturday AND another event on Sunday. I'm trying to embrace the alone time, but...9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I get the brilliant idea to put some hand warmers in my bra10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my boss calls me just to yell at me and say I'm trying to rip him off because I had the audacity to ask to be paid for extra work I've been doing for free for years9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my pap smear came back normal (the last one was abnormal), but said I have a yeast infection instead11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a sweet old lady in the grocery store said I have a pretty complexion and should be a 'skin model' and make lots of money11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my friend tells me she left her emotionally abusive wife, and I'm so proud of her but still empathize with how sad it is for her at the same time.10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find a tiny slug living in my terrarium. I shall call him Squishy10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Umm... I think THIS is the REALZ anthem of the pale princess tribe (it's not cultural appropriation mkay?) CCNW!!8yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Ladies, allow us to take a moment and celebrate the amazing VAGINA!10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
ain't no shame in the lady-beard game! (x-post disneyoutofcontext, and more in comments)10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm spiralizing carrot noodles to make low calorie pad thai for dinner10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I come back from a month-long trip excited to see my husband, and then find out he got me the Revealed 2 palette for my birthday10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
my purple smokey eye B&A FOTD! accidentally switched the before and after... hahaha whoops! {CCW but tell me i'm prettyyyyy!}10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
remember that doorframe mounted hangboard made of metal pipe? here's some detailed drawings for making it12yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/climbing
i seem to have a downvote fairy originating in TrollX. i'd almost love to know what i did to piss you off, but also i somehow don't even care9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[IFF] I need TwoX's opinion! Does this dress have too much white to wear to a wedding?10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TwoXChromosomes
my wings are sharper than yours. AMA about all the men I've killed with them10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
bored of my usual matte errydey face, so i went for some *subtle* sparkle today!10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
when someone is rude to me, but I don't let it ruin my good mood10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm over a week late for my period...but I got a Nexplanon last month and there's a chance it won't be coming back9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
sometimes I have to remove my cat from my lap to go poop, but it follows me and gets back in my lap on the toilet9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
it appears the post office has lost my package from Ulta after I finally gave in to my desire for the Lorac Unzipped (and more)10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF watching season 6 Dexter being an awesome dad. I blame hormones10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
guys. guys... guise! I think I finally nailed that whole overdrawn lip thing! <310yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I just got my first smartphone, and this is MRW I keep finding awesome new features. I can never go back now10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW i'm finally ready to make my ulta order after waiting days to resolve an issue with my gift card, and one of the things i really wanted is out of stock...10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I'm cooch-bleedin and can't stop watching funny buzzfeed videos about periods.8yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out my THREE new pairs of glasses will be here on Saturday (and they were only $64 total!!)11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
while watching The Carrie Diaries, I couldn't help but envy those brows!11yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
HIFW I'm writing checks for $400 in medical bills for tests my husband had done, but they didn't find anything wrong (and so can't fix it)9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm usually scared of colorful looks, so I'm nervous to share this crazy intense pop of color! pls excuse my vampire skin #nofilter10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I cannot contain my happiness today: made friends with two cool women in my building (and their cat) earlier and I'm about to go to a vegetarian cookout to enjoy the gorgeous weather!10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I made my appointment to get a Nexplanon implant next week.9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I finally just bit the bullet and bought a menstrual cup, and thanks to amazon prime it will be here on Tuesday!!10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm about to go to the gyno to ask for an IUD, and I don't know if they'll do the insertion in the same appointment10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm crampy and grumpy but my uterus just refuses to actually start the deluge10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I felt intestinal earthquakes again *right* after dinner, when I've been to the bathroom 5x already today due I think to spoiled mayo...10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF about everything for the past week, since I've been angry/irritable/unmotivated for no reason >:{10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I've watched several Robin Williams films over the last couple of days10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just gulped down a huge mouthful of blackberry booch (yum!), including the whole baby scoby from the 2F (BLEH!!)8yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/Kombucha
MRW I find out there's a 6th season to a show on Netflix I thought I'd watched all of10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I haven't been to a doctor other than my gyno in ~6-7 years, and I need to get a problem with my wrist checked out but don't know what kind of doctor I should make an appointment with. How do I adult?9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Accidentally left my menstrual cup in for 18 hours. It was super full, but didn't leak at all!10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've almost watched the entirety of Black Mirror in one shot. I think I need a hug...10yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after visiting my family for a week and eating ALL THE DELICIOUS THINGS. back to healthy eating tomorrow though!9yr ⋅ wishiwasAyla ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes