Turns out, drunkenly prancing about at a New Years party totally counts as exercise.5yr ⋅ Larakine ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I lost weight! But none of my clothes fit. But I lost weight! I have nothing to wear.6yr ⋅ The_Cat_Mom ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Dear coworkers, it’s not “a mystery” or “your slow metabolism” that is hindering your progress...5yr ⋅ doxyisfoxy ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Trolls! I have lost 6 pounds since breaking up with my boyfriend 3 weeks ago. No more stress eating!6yr ⋅ champagnecloset ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Because we all have that one non-stop fitspo posting Facebook friend8yr ⋅ MCHammerCurls ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When someone in the gym gives some unsolicited advice during your lifts8yr ⋅ Vanetia ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW some older guy at the gym tells my boyfriend I should be smiling.6yr ⋅ Certifiedpoocleaner ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I find out the man I've been crushing on at the gym is happily married with kids. More mental space to focus on my gains now, but harumph.6yr ⋅ lilghost76 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW It's cardio day and I'm tired, bloated, PMS-ing and dgaf about my workout6yr ⋅ bee-sting ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
My doctor told me I had high cholesterol today, despite being vegan who mainly eats fruits, vegetables, and legumes, no junk for 10 years.5yr ⋅ Samurai_Pizza_Catz ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When replacing the two funsize crispy crunch bars with two funsize wunderbars in my calorie tracker gets me to my daily protein goal...5yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I just made a deal. My friend hates weightlifting, I hate doing cardio. She said she would lift weights with me if I went to a spin class with her. Our mutual reaction when she got a day pass to my gym and I signed up for SoulCycle.6yr ⋅ scrawledfilefish ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
There's a cheese sale at my grocery store currently...cheese is protein, right??6yr ⋅ the_fuzztron ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I think I am going to create an instagram account where I do yoga with my dogs, it's horribly hilarious. Would anyone have interest in that?7yr ⋅ gibbonjiggle ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I tracked my calories religiously for 9 months, losing 80 lbs. Despite having 40 - 60 lbs to go to goal, I stopped. The reasons don't matter. I've been back on track for 3.5 days so far. Onwards to the finish line, trolls.5yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
What I like to think is going through the minds of the loud men at my gym.8yr ⋅ 7656 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I'm bulking and my husband cooks 4 eggs for us to share for breakfast.8yr ⋅ CheeseConsumingBeast ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Trolls, I work at one of those tech start-ups where we have an on-site kitchen staff who feeds us every day. They make us relatively healthy food, but it makes it impossible for me to count my macros. MC(oworkers')R when I bring in a tupperwear of food from home.6yr ⋅ scrawledfilefish ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Put icy hot on my legs after a post-run shower. Forgot to wash my hands before grabbing my boobs.5yr ⋅ literary_overload ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I lost a little weight and my skinny jeans *technically* fit...HIF halfway through the day7yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I see a ton of women coming into the locker room at the gym at my office, but not to work out. MRW I realize it's the secret morning poop spot!6yr ⋅ The_Cat_Mom ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW the nurse prepping me for a shot realizes I'm not flexing, my arm is just that muscular8yr ⋅ AwkwardBalloonMan ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
losing weight is hard but i found a way to fit an entire bowl of lucky charms into my meal plan!!!6yr ⋅ HistrionicSlut ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Update from the post from a few days ago when I made a deal with my friend. I kept up my end of the bargain and went to SoulCycle with her. HI(literally)F during class.6yr ⋅ scrawledfilefish ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW When I rub a hole in my favourite jeans, in the crotch. 2 pairs in a month. RIP.5yr ⋅ bee-sting ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When the handstand tutorial says that you 'should be able to see your toes if your core is engaged', and you look down (up?) to see nothing but boobs7yr ⋅ 4O4N0TF0UND ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
My first attempt for one of my friends who happens to be my personal trainer6yr ⋅ mima42 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I do burpees (twice in a week!!) for the first time in three years6yr ⋅ whatalala ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I don't have cable at my apartment, so the gym is the only place I can watch cable... is this winning or failing?!7yr ⋅ pinkfloydchick64 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Some days you just need to channel your inner Tina to get through your workout8yr ⋅ chornu ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW I'm worried that I'm losing weight too quickly because of no appetite, but then I check and see that it's still only been about a pound a week.6yr ⋅ Vagicadabra ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Ladies, it's that time of the month. Can anyone here relate? Feeling a little discouraged.8yr ⋅ pinkfloydchick64 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Yesterday, I put my big girl pants on and I tried the squat rack for the first time. Please send help.8yr ⋅ rastapouette ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
For the first time in a longgggg time my weight starts with a 1! Oh yeahhhhhh8yr ⋅ BasketCaseSensitive ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When I'm buying snacks for my boyfriend's and my cheat day (xpost /r/anormaldayinrussia)7yr ⋅ TheShastaBeast ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When a woman tells me that she doesn't believe that men and women require different body fat percentages (unless you're pregnant).6yr ⋅ allisonwonderland00 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I finally start going to the gym! But I also ate a pint of ice cream...6yr ⋅ ohyeoflittlefaith ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I'm convinced the CEO of Fat Bar Apparel is actually a troll sister6yr ⋅ doxyisfoxy ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I finally go back to the gym after a post-Thanksgiving shame spiral.8yr ⋅ tearitupnthrowitaway ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I train resistance three times a week but needed to improve my cardio. I just went running for the first time, I did terrible but I did it! MRW7yr ⋅ bullshitredditsays ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I go to the gym 2x as often and work harder than my partner and his gains are 2x as noticeable in his physique7yr ⋅ hoppzor ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I am moving a bench under the rack and this bro who has been watching me all morning asks if I need any help, and comments on how heavy the bench is.7yr ⋅ The_Cat_Mom ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I had my first personal training session, started with legs and nearly fainted so had to starfish on the floor to catch my breath - but I went and that's something!6yr ⋅ jessicapoynter ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I've been running, done squats, lunges and deadlifts in the last three days6yr ⋅ bee-sting ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Lady who works at my gym saw my favorite workout top and told me Good for you8yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Trolls, I wore a bikini on vacation! It wasn't great, but it wasn't as bad as last time!7yr ⋅ PM_ME_PICS_OF_UR_DOG ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Walked past a young couple lifting together at the gym. M(internal)RW the girl whips off her headphones and hisses, Are you staring at her ass?! at her boyfriend8yr ⋅ something_beautiful ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Left my gym clothes in the car for five hours in -10C weather. Used the hair dryer to heat up my bra so I wouldn't get cold boobies. self win.7yr ⋅ YellowDaffodils ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I just did W1D1 of the Zombie c25k app while listening to The Patch and playing Pokemon Go.7yr ⋅ sunshinenorcas ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I find mysterious undated tupperware in the back of my fridge.8yr ⋅ the_fuzztron ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Gym hair on point today. Hey, whatever keeps you motivated, amirite?8yr ⋅ missprecocious ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Hubs daily diet consists of fish, broccoli and cauliflower and a protein shake that messes with his stomach. MR EVERY SINGLE NIGHT7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I log my healthy breakfast and see its actually half my allotted calories and exactly all my fat macro for today.8yr ⋅ spunshadow ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When my employer puts in a free gym one floor below my desk, and it has group fitness7yr ⋅ 4O4N0TF0UND ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I did my first SoulCyle style class and my vagina is on fire.6yr ⋅ champagnecloset ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
First day at the gym, they gave me a nice little routine and I did all the reps without dying...HIF 7 hours later7yr ⋅ pcslady ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Take an ice bath after your long runs they said. It'll aid in recovery they said.7yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
When someone tells me “keep up the good work” and “getting started is always the hardest” at the gym even though I CLEARLY have headphones in...5yr ⋅ fortytwoturtles ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I've been losing weight [YAY!] but this morning I noticed that my ass is flattening out.7yr ⋅ bunnicorn ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I try to eat an apple to make myself feel better, but it takes me over my carb limit on MFP8yr ⋅ Connaitre ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW, after a rough roleplay during which I physically resisted, he says it would've been easier if you didn't work out.8yr ⋅ beyondshameless ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIF after I did my first week 5 workout from Strong Curves, after I'd gotten really good at the workouts for weeks 1-47yr ⋅ scarrlet ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I really can't stand thinspo; found this very appropriate response and felt like a few here might relate.8yr ⋅ missingmiss ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Me as I'm trying to get back into working out after having 2 kids in under 2 years.6yr ⋅ twoob ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW my new medication decimates my appetite- but I have a binge eating disorder anyway so...6yr ⋅ Vagicadabra ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIF trying to hydrate (but not over-hydrate) for my race tomorrow morning7yr ⋅ mana_tease ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Arriving at the mountain station and getting a hot shower after ten days of hiking.8yr ⋅ mijoli ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Apparently this is what happens when I double dose my preworkout on an empty stomach.7yr ⋅ lizzardx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I go to the gym for the first time today and it's FULL and I'm just hovering not really doing a lot.6yr ⋅ turtleflirtle ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MFW I complete week one of C25k and day three is marginally less sucky than day one7yr ⋅ phantasmagoria4 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I have worked my butt off for the past few months and I officially am in the 'healthy bmi range'8yr ⋅ hanananenome ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I thought you guys might get a kick out of this 'deadlift' simulation :)8yr ⋅ the_fuzztron ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I trip during my run and instead of face-planting I gracefully roll out of it LIKE A NINJA7yr ⋅ gingerspeak ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I earned some tiger stripes during my run last night! Feeling weirdly badass but I now know a weird new place where I need to apply bodyglide7yr ⋅ kissedbyfire9 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW my trainer says I've lowered my body fat percentage over 5%7yr ⋅ MakeT0nightStay ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
