Lol, can anybody else relate?
My husband freaked out because he shaved a chunk out of his beard. I told him, “don’t worry; I’ve trained for this.”
When you mess up your liner and keep drawing it on to fix it
Please tell me this hasn't been posted yet
I've done this a few times.
Srsly guys, get with the effin' program.
It's the same thing, right?
BF sent me this, I'm still in stitches
Pretty sure this applies to every one in this sub.
Went to put my tinted moisturizer on and...
I don't do blow.....I do GLOW.
My response to my husband when he scolds me for a make-up haul. :)
Didn't think I would relate to this Dark Kermit meme so much
My highlight was pretty poppin last night. Too bad my drive bailed and only my dad and Game of Thrones saw it.
MRW an associate wants me to join her beauty and makeup group on FB, but all she wears is bottom-liner and chunky mascara.
The end makes it worth it
On my birthday I wore red lipstick outside of the house for the first time ever. Blue/purple/grey/green? Totally fine. Red? Terrifying.
My taste in eyeshadow colors is as diverse as some foundation lines out there...
MRW I sheepishly say that I wear too much makeup to my SO and he says If you love it, keep doing it. I think you're beautiful with or without makeup.
We all went through our drugstore phase [x-post /r/TrollXChromosomes)
Sent this to my boyfriend...wasn't expecting this response
MRW my manager at Ulta is also a part time drag queen
There was NO WAY I couldn't post this here [xpost /r/justfuckmyshitup]
My Mother Whenever I Leave the House With Lipstick On
HI(felt)W I was sat down for my first mini makeover at Sephora
When it's shedding season and your cats favorite nap spot is on your vanity.
I'm rolled up like a burrito on the couch when he sends me a picture.
Why are you late?
MRW I tell my fiance I need to do my makeup before we go out, he argues with me and says You look beautiful already! goes to kiss me, gets close to my face and says whoa, I can see your veins!
When someone tells me just to tell everyone my (amazing) NYX lipstick is Jeffree Star.
MRW the girl in the tutorial puts on foundation WAY too dark and orange for her skin
I get to choose how I interpret pic requests.
MRW my Sephora high wears down
Nah, I'll take this instead. Only gotta clean these bottles when people are gonna see them.
MRW I walk into Sephora knowing what I want to get and I already have the floor plan memorized
MRW I learned to open beer with an old eyelash curler
Every Makeup Troll needs a Battlestation Burrito.
I went on this website to see what can be found out about me through my reddit account, with amusing results...I wish it was true!
When you're waiting for your nails to dry and suddenly start to itch.
So this Halloween I'll be giving you goth housewife.
MRW fake freckles become a trend, when Ive been made to feel weird about my real ones since I was a kid.
This happened last week, and yesterday, and today...
looks like jafar could use a colour match
When your husband gets a discount for working at Hot Topic and you dont have any self control
I've only worn it for a day, but I'm officially obsessed with Fenty Beauty (130 foundation and Stunna lip paint). This is from the end of the day with no touch ups.
I felt hella cute last night and I stayed out until 5AM and only had to touch up my lipstick twice within 7 hours and many beers.
Guys, is that Szechuan Sauce?
Me when I attempt to downsize my polish collection. 130 to 127!
Guys i found my perfect foundation shade!
My new eyeliner comes in many different colors! In related news, I fear I may be colorblind.
Who else loves being the secretly baller makeup troll? Here is a GIF I made of my date night transformation from this weekend. BEFORE/AFTER.
HIFW I wear brightly colored eyeshadow.
If you wanna drink beer from 9:30PM until 5:30AM and only need 1 lipstick touch up, get Smashbox Always On Matte
So I had coffee and a new pallet, went outside and it was foggy as hell...
Makeup satisfies me more (x-post from r/funny)
MRW I walk past two coworkers and one says: She has really great eyebrows. Look at her eyebrows
When I get excited for a new lip color
Me when my figurine painting boyfriend did my winged eyeliner this weekend and I looked fucking fierce. (x-post troll-x)
My boyfriend asked me to do his makeup... My god, his lips...
Got in my mica order for soaps and crafts, realized I ordered Life's a Drag
When girls think they're superior for not wearing a lot of makeup...
I have pink eye, the Dr. wants me to throw away all the eye makeup I wore yesterday.
MRW my friend says, Hey, you're my makeup pro, so let me ask you...
Looks good we done here. Blending your contouring is for the weak.
Pretty pumped about my wedding make up, y'all.
Friend:Just going out for low key drinks. Don't be extra Me:
HIFW that cashier rings me up and I'm broke AF
HIFW I have a shitty morning.
Did one of you trolls purchase an OttLite off of Amazon?
MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT ME MOON CHILD!!!! (and maple syrup)
Feeling super stressed about doing a cross-country move, but at least red lipstick makes me feel better
HIFW people feel the need to comment on my makeup
I don't know what I expected.
Think Batman is one of us?
MRW I suddenly realize my favorite lipstick is no longer in my pocket, I'm at work, and I work with small children.
My boyfriend surprised me with the blood of my enemies
MFW I can't resist taking my makeup off one side at a time.
I was so proud of my purchase
When someone says your foundation looks cakey and you're not wearing any.
When your revolution-red lipstick lasts through the whole D.C. Women's March unscathed... 💪💄
[x-post blackpeopletwitter] This is why they can't trust us.
Anyone else feel that this trend is just the worst?
MRW I post a photo of my MOTD and it got deleted because they think it's photoshopped, but it isn't.
Been saying this since day 1
MRW I see a woman unwrapping and swatching NYX lipsticks in an already under stocked Ulta.
MRW I find a palette named Holy Grail but there are no references to Arthurian legend
HIFW I got to work and realized I forgot to paint my eyebrows this morning.
HIFW I get a new foundation and liquid liner for the first time in years.... AND THEY MAKE ME LOOK DAMN GOOD
MRW I hear that there's going to be an Urban Decay palette based on Alice in Wonderland, then look up sneak peaks of what might be inside.
HIFW I've been trying to match my brows for a half hour.
Post your favorite makeup meme... Let's see the LOLz!
Star Wars fans might appreciate this
Anyone else have this problem? No? Oh, me neither...
Sneezed while applying falsies...glue everywhere
Did some stuff to my face again
I am a one-trick pony, but at least I'm really good at that one trick...
Trolls, I have discovered how to execute the perfect smokey eye! (X-post r/see)
Petition to make this our subreddit new photo.
Blue Cheese Makeup is Amazing
HIFW I get my makeup done right, after a year of not wearing any.
Prom make-up 💋
MRW I walked into my room after sleeping at my boyfriends for two nights and I see that I left my dipbrow open and exposed to the elements.
Me when I'm trying not to buy more lipsticks.
And this, ladies n' lads, is why we use NYX milk as a base
Date night look :)
FutureHusband and I are seeing IT tonight. Pennywise inspired me.
MRW Ulta sends me an email about 5x points on UD Naked Palettes
basically my eyeliner philosophy
MRW finally finding lipstick colors I like.
Your friend's reaction when they gift you your first colorpop matte lipstick and you smile 20 minutes later and it's ALL OVER your teeth and it looks like you got busted in the mouth.
My boyfriend thinks my makeup brushes look like tiny bears. This is how I know he's been petting them.
My attempt at guilt tripping my boyfriend when he can't see me...
My niece kept asking for lipstick on her arm on her birthday, finally realized she wanted me to swatch her like I did last time I babysat :)
I dont know if anyone has tried this foundation, but I found some on Wish for $6 and its pretty amazing.
MRW I tell my co-worker I've been treating myself a little too much at Sephora, and she tells me, Well that's what you work for, don't let anyone tell you any different.
Forgot my lunch in work and had to run to the store across the street.
Today I am a sewage alien
Lady Balls is such a empowering red!
MRW when my FWB stops mid-thrust, looks at my face and says, You know, you're REALLY good at makeup.
Haven’t posted in forever but I figured the folks in here have a similar story to finding better skincare and makeup and thankfully no longer being a teenager. This is my 18 vs.26
Colorful Makeup using the Morphe X James Charles Palette.
Hallelujah, praise the lord! Now I can throw all my makeup away!!!
When I get criticized for wearing too much makeup.
Swatches from Unicorn Blood I got from Hot Topic. Never done this before but it was requested.
My best friend helped me and she looked so disappointed
New highlighting technique for all of us
[FOTD] I feel pretty. :3 Romantic smokey eye
MRW I JUST realized you have to get a beauty blender wet before using it, after I cleaned it for the first time and it doubled in size.
MRW I discover that with my points discount and Ulta's 21 Days of Beauty sale, I'll be able to get four Stila eyeliners for the price of one.
MRW I Just bought Rihannas Fenty foundation and applied it.
Before we learned about contouring, we still wore make up tho
I finally got a peel-able base coat... (let the glitter begin)
MRW I get an advanced sample of a new lipstick my company is launching, but I have a coldsore.
MRW my mascara wand slipped out of my hand this morning and landed, spoolie first, on the bathroom rug.
HIFW my Christmas party makeup is completely flawless.