Did a blue and black smokey eye with a pink lip. Felt cute 😊

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When someone tells me just to tell everyone my (amazing) NYX lipstick is Jeffree Star.

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MRW the girl in the tutorial puts on foundation WAY too dark and orange for her skin

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MRW my Sephora high wears down

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Nah, I'll take this instead. Only gotta clean these bottles when people are gonna see them.

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MRW I walk into Sephora knowing what I want to get and I already have the floor plan memorized

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MRW I learned to open beer with an old eyelash curler

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Every Makeup Troll needs a Battlestation Burrito.

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When you're waiting for your nails to dry and suddenly start to itch.

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I went on this website to see what can be found out about me through my reddit account, with amusing results...I wish it was true!

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So this Halloween I'll be giving you goth housewife.

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MRW fake freckles become a trend, when Ive been made to feel weird about my real ones since I was a kid.

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One of my better looks, I think. Still not great though 🙈

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This happened last week, and yesterday, and today...

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looks like jafar could use a colour match

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I've only worn it for a day, but I'm officially obsessed with Fenty Beauty (130 foundation and Stunna lip paint). This is from the end of the day with no touch ups.

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I felt hella cute last night and I stayed out until 5AM and only had to touch up my lipstick twice within 7 hours and many beers.

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When your husband gets a discount for working at Hot Topic and you dont have any self control

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Guys, is that Szechuan Sauce?

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Me when I attempt to downsize my polish collection. 130 to 127!

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Guys i found my perfect foundation shade!

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If you wanna drink beer from 9:30PM until 5:30AM and only need 1 lipstick touch up, get Smashbox Always On Matte

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My new eyeliner comes in many different colors! In related news, I fear I may be colorblind.

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Who else loves being the secretly baller makeup troll? Here is a GIF I made of my date night transformation from this weekend. BEFORE/AFTER.

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HIFW I wear brightly colored eyeshadow.

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So I had coffee and a new pallet, went outside and it was foggy as hell...

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Makeup satisfies me more (x-post from r/funny)

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MRW I walk past two coworkers and one says: She has really great eyebrows. Look at her eyebrows

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My boyfriend asked me to do his makeup... My god, his lips...

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Me when my figurine painting boyfriend did my winged eyeliner this weekend and I looked fucking fierce. (x-post troll-x)

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Got in my mica order for soaps and crafts, realized I ordered Life's a Drag

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When girls think they're superior for not wearing a lot of makeup...

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I have pink eye, the Dr. wants me to throw away all the eye makeup I wore yesterday.

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MRW my friend says, Hey, you're my makeup pro, so let me ask you...

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Looks good we done here. Blending your contouring is for the weak.

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Yup.

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Petition to make this our subreddit new photo.

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Pretty pumped about my wedding make up, y'all.

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Friend:Just going out for low key drinks. Don't be extra Me:

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Shhh...

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HIFW that cashier rings me up and I'm broke AF

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HIFW I have a shitty morning.

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Did one of you trolls purchase an OttLite off of Amazon?

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MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT ME MOON CHILD!!!! (and maple syrup)

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HIFW people feel the need to comment on my makeup

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I don't know what I expected.

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Think Batman is one of us?

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MRW I suddenly realize my favorite lipstick is no longer in my pocket, I'm at work, and I work with small children.

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MFW I can't resist taking my makeup off one side at a time.

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I was so proud of my purchase

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Feeling super stressed about doing a cross-country move, but at least red lipstick makes me feel better

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But why?

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When someone says your foundation looks cakey and you're not wearing any.

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When your revolution-red lipstick lasts through the whole D.C. Women's March unscathed... 💪💄

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My boyfriend surprised me with the blood of my enemies

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[x-post blackpeopletwitter] This is why they can't trust us.

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Basically.

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HIFW I got to work and realized I forgot to paint my eyebrows this morning.

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Anyone else have this problem? No? Oh, me neither...

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MRW I post a photo of my MOTD and it got deleted because they think it's photoshopped, but it isn't.

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Been saying this since day 1

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Anyone else feel that this trend is just the worst?

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MRW I see a woman unwrapping and swatching NYX lipsticks in an already under stocked Ulta.

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MRW I find a palette named Holy Grail but there are no references to Arthurian legend

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Post your favorite makeup meme... Let's see the LOLz!

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HIFW I get a new foundation and liquid liner for the first time in years.... AND THEY MAKE ME LOOK DAMN GOOD

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HIFW I've been trying to match my brows for a half hour.

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Star Wars fans might appreciate this

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Sneezed while applying falsies...glue everywhere

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Did some stuff to my face again

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I am a one-trick pony, but at least I'm really good at that one trick...

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Trolls, I have discovered how to execute the perfect smokey eye! (X-post r/see)

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No matter how hard I try, I always get my lip liner just a *scosche* off 🤷🏼‍♀️

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HIFW I get my makeup done right, after a year of not wearing any.

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And this, ladies n' lads, is why we use NYX milk as a base

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MRW I hear that there's going to be an Urban Decay palette based on Alice in Wonderland, then look up sneak peaks of what might be inside.

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MRW I walked into my room after sleeping at my boyfriends for two nights and I see that I left my dipbrow open and exposed to the elements.

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Date night look :)

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FutureHusband and I are seeing IT tonight. Pennywise inspired me.

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basically my eyeliner philosophy

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Your friend's reaction when they gift you your first colorpop matte lipstick and you smile 20 minutes later and it's ALL OVER your teeth and it looks like you got busted in the mouth.

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My boyfriend thinks my makeup brushes look like tiny bears. This is how I know he's been petting them.

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MRW Ulta sends me an email about 5x points on UD Naked Palettes

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My attempt at guilt tripping my boyfriend when he can't see me...

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Me when I'm trying not to buy more lipsticks.

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My niece kept asking for lipstick on her arm on her birthday, finally realized she wanted me to swatch her like I did last time I babysat :)

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Forest Elf

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MRW I tell my co-worker I've been treating myself a little too much at Sephora, and she tells me, Well that's what you work for, don't let anyone tell you any different.

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Forgot my lunch in work and had to run to the store across the street.

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Today I am a sewage alien

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Lady Balls is such a empowering red!

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I dont know if anyone has tried this foundation, but I found some on Wish for $6 and its pretty amazing.

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MRW when my FWB stops mid-thrust, looks at my face and says, You know, you're REALLY good at makeup.

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Haven’t posted in forever but I figured the folks in here have a similar story to finding better skincare and makeup and thankfully no longer being a teenager. This is my 18 vs.26

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Hallelujah, praise the lord! Now I can throw all my makeup away!!!

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When I get criticized for wearing too much makeup.

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Swatches from Unicorn Blood I got from Hot Topic. Never done this before but it was requested.

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New highlighting technique for all of us

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[FOTD] I feel pretty. :3 Romantic smokey eye

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MRW I get an advanced sample of a new lipstick my company is launching, but I have a coldsore.

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Digital Siren

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Yeah basically

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MRW I discover that with my points discount and Ulta's 21 Days of Beauty sale, I'll be able to get four Stila eyeliners for the price of one.

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Before we learned about contouring, we still wore make up tho

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MRW I JUST realized you have to get a beauty blender wet before using it, after I cleaned it for the first time and it doubled in size.

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MRW I Just bought Rihannas Fenty foundation and applied it.

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My best friend helped me and she looked so disappointed

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MFW I'm at Sephora and notice multiple other shoppers testing the products directly onto their lips/lashes/eyes without the applicators.

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MRW my mascara wand slipped out of my hand this morning and landed, spoolie first, on the bathroom rug.

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I finally got a peel-able base coat... (let the glitter begin)

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MFW a user on Makeupalley gives a bad rating for something not meant for their skin type.

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HIFW my Christmas party makeup is completely flawless.

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True story.

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Really loved my foundation here 🍫

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First world MUA problems

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MFW I realize I forgot to put the towels in the dryer *before* I did my nails.

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Trolls, I have been using a white eyeliner pencil on the inside corner of my eyes and waterline...it is life changing! Cheat sleep, get white eyeliner.

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I decided to match my lips to the sky.

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Having both a good eyebrow day and a good wing day is like seeing a unicorn

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Currently sitting on my bed instead of at my vanity because this bitch is an attention whore

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Before/After glam overlining Dark Plum matte lipstick look. Almost symmetrical, but not quite. Close enough.

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MRW I let my friends use my pro discounts

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I don't feel good about this

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I think most of us can relate to Brenden..

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Daily struggle

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HIFW I finally find eye makeup I'm not allergic to, and my perfect bulletproof mascara that looks lovely without making my lashes brush against my glasses.

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HIFW I have a crappy day and I put on eyeliner

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MRW I finally put on eyeshadow and it doesn't look like a toddler is my makeup artist

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Proud owner of far too many red lipsticks. AMA

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Probably my favorite palette so far...

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ELF Eyeliner: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

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HIF after plucking my eyebrows properly for the first time in weeks

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Serving Fish.

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I think Willam is one of us

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It's so true that it hurts.

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I was practicing my cosplay makeup yesterday! Drag king style—I'm going at Stephen Strange to Cleveland CC and maybe NYCC. Prototype. Constructive critique very welcome!

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Was looking at makeup bags and stumbled upon this (x-post from trollxchromosomes)

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MRW I do a large makeup destash and realize after that I still have 124 lipsticks

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MRW I see how many people are here

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MRW I legit had a dream last night about trying to cover my dark circles

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You better work

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Do you ever feel personally attacked by a well-timed memo?

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Me IRL when I buy Queen Helene Mint Julep Maque

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Curse you, Color iQ

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