HIFW my daughter brings home Pre-School germs. It's like I snorted superglue and swallowed razorblades.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm at work delivering a room service order, and when the door opens, a super attractive man in nothing but a towel smiles and apologizes that I caught him just coming out of the shower. I thought this kind of shit only happened in movies...9yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MF upon realizing that none of the people I consider to be my best friends feel the same way.9yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that I've bought a peel-off facial mask intended For Men and shampoo for thinning hair also intended For Men. Seriously? What's the difference?9yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Cosplay] My daughter's costume for Free Comic Book Day! She insisted on Small Lady! She's just as much of a fan as I am!9yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/sailormoon
MRW I hear that there's going to be an Urban Decay palette based on Alice in Wonderland, then look up sneak peaks of what might be inside.8yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW my husband and I are having sexytimes, and he finishes without giving me any warning.9yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I'm in the middle of getting my thigh tattooed, and I feel the sudden urge to fart.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm at work, and I'm instructed to throw away a dozen pumpkin pies that didn't sell over the weekend.9yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm painting a paper-mache head for a cosplay, and its eyebrows come out more on-point than my attempts to pencil-in my own eyebrows.9yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I, a cashier working in the deep south, realize that gross, sweaty titty money season is upon us.8yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the handyman comes a day early to fix my water heater!!! Guess who's taking her first HOT shower in two weeks, yall!?10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a 8 year old doing makeup tutorials on youtube has a better eyeshadow palette than I do.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW I'm at work, and out of sheer curiosity, I make myself a Pumpkin Spice Latte (having never tried one before.)9yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I accidentally hit a squirrel on the way home, my dinner turned out to be inedible, and I can't find my corkscrew.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I quit smoking recently, and I'm around friends who still smoke.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After going from teal to pink, to red, and back to pink...MRW I dye my hair to my natural color.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After using only drugstore makeup for my entire adult life, MRW I put on all of my new Urban Decay makeup from Sephora.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW when I realize I've crossed into raging fangirl territory.11yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF this morning when I woke to a totally unexpected period, and I wasn't remotely prepared for it in any way.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW Today I walked into Sephora for the very first time....10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I smoke a bowl and watch The Spice Girls on Netflix.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW entering day 11 of the most mood-swingy, eat-your-feelings-inducing, uterus-twisting period.10yr ⋅ shutthefucupcakes ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
