I'm no photographer, but I wanted to show off the beautiful island I live on. Skyline Trail in the Cape Breton National Highlands, Nova Scotia [3283x2188]10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/EarthPorn
Lizard Queen Lisa by Helena Darling at HFX Tattoo Co. in Halifax, Nova Scotia8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/tattoos
HIFW I pull out that booger that feels like it came from the back of my brain8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last night, my 5 year old daughter was upset with Prince Phillip because he didn't ask Sleeping Beauty for permission to kiss her.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies, last night a drunk driver crashed into my house and tore the porch off. This is a quote from my dad in the Chronicle Herald report. He'd fit in with the trolls well, I think.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tonight I will drink hard apple cider and craft beer and do makeup for funsies because fuck you that's why (I may have already drank some ciders)8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guess who's down 4 pounds without giving in to disordered eating? THIS KID. WHATUP.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone told me the only reason women have been oppressed throughout history is because they were dumb enough to think they were.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm only 26 and my doctor gave me ABSOLUTELY NO PUSHBACK when I asked for a tubal litigation!8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's official. I didn't panic and back out this time. I'm getting my tubes tied April 10th!7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TIL if you speak to ignorant fragile-masculinity type men the way they tend to speak to women they get REALLY PISSED OFF8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my BF told off a roomful of his friends for being racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic&more all night8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a man claims he has to GET RID OF HIS JACKET because it's the same as mine and he absolutely CAN'T wear women's clothing (bonus: it's not even the same jacket)6yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy was being transphobic and I joked that I wanted to send screen shots to his mom so she could see how awful her son is, he replied do it... So I did.7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I had a dream I was having sex with Ruby Rose and she told me my vagina smelled like a punk show8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you wear tight jeans all day, then slide, pantsless, into your cozy warm bed8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A guy I had a huge crush on when I was younger, and almost went on a date with, now has a Canada wide warrant for his arrest. He is known to be voilent and could be dangerous9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had aggressive drunken sex and I got a TINY DOT of a scratch on the underside of my clitoral hood6yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I've always found men's sweaters 500x softer and cozier than women's, so I bought a men's hoodie yesterday. I will live in this forever.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In 2006 I was hit by a van. In 2015 an SUV crashed into my house. Tonight, I drove by myself for the first time. You can do the thing you're scared of, trolls!💜7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My (straight) boyfriend got excited to show me these dice he got because he knew I'd love them6yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/trollbi
My 16 year old cat got an abcess tooth, antibiotics didn't work, weren't sure if she was healthy enough for surgery, vet sent me away for 1.5hrs, go for a drive and cry, come back and she's going to be ok6yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollCoping
MRW someone on IG tells me my efforts to overcome my eating disorders is harmful to young girls and that I'm delusional8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Age 16: hit by a van. Age 25: SUV crashed into my house. Today, age 27: got my very first car!!7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my 6yo daughter's response to me loosely explaining LGBT+ is basically be and love who you want&let others do the same8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's hella early and plumbers are in and out of my house and I have anxiety8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My road test is today. I was hit by a car when I was 16 and an SUV crashed into my house 2 years ago. Wish me luck.7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a random guy DMed me my own butt selfie, and a paragraph praising it.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I ordered a dildo online and it is DRASTICALLY BIGGER than I expected7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Being bipolar and having a uterus: irritability - is it my period, or oncoming mania?7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/bipolar
MFW I was laying in the tub and saw a tiny mushroom cloud of discharge float up from my bits8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My highlight was pretty poppin last night. Too bad my drive bailed and only my dad and Game of Thrones saw it.7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
On my birthday I wore red lipstick outside of the house for the first time ever. Blue/purple/grey/green? Totally fine. Red? Terrifying.7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIF after 20 minutes of grilling me about my boyfriend's potential want for kids (ugh) my gyno said yes to a tubal ligation!8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today I wenr in public with a little bit of belly showing. I was terrified, but blasting Rihanna songs in my headphones made me feel like a boss ass bitch7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW at the ripe old age of almost 27, I finally signed up for a driving course so I can get my license!7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I found out my medication tracker app can make Gandalf call me a hobbit and remind me to take my pills.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've only worn it for a day, but I'm officially obsessed with Fenty Beauty (130 foundation and Stunna lip paint). This is from the end of the day with no touch ups.6yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
I felt hella cute last night and I stayed out until 5AM and only had to touch up my lipstick twice within 7 hours and many beers.7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Somehow wearing out your flip-flops correlates to your vaginal smell7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/badwomensanatomy
About a month ago I posted about my question on the Walmart website on their boys loft slide bed. I finally got an answer. Not sure they quite got my point.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm probably overreacting, but my BFF hasn't responded to my texts since Thursday.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If you wanna drink beer from 9:30PM until 5:30AM and only need 1 lipstick touch up, get Smashbox Always On Matte8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Ladies, I just dropped my daughter off for her first day of big kid school. I need some of that strength you all seem to have.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had fabulous non-self-conscious sex and bought a bunch of high end makeup with my credit card7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/bipolar
I just saw this in my FB feed.. is this absolutely insane like it sounds? Or are these ingredients fine to put on your skin?10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
MRW people tell me I can't be bisexual because I haven't had sex with a woman. Ok, but what was I before I slept with a man, then?8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/trollbi
My freshly spray painted wine bottle I was turning into a vase fell into the mud...twice. This is what I get for trying to be pintresty.7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my very attractive friend who sings in a punk band took off his shoes, socks, and shirt while performing this past weekend.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was afraid to wear a crop top today because I have a weird bellybutton and a bit of tummy flub, but I decided fukkit, and walked 7.2km in the kickass outfit.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW it's only 11AM and I've already vacuumed all the furniture, did 2 dryer loads of bed stuff, sterilized all hair stuff (daughter's lice is back. Ugh.) And sorted and bagged 7 garbage bags worth of laundry because our washer broke.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm Canadian and I got to pet A DAMN KANGAROO TODAY WHAT OMG SO SOFT8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I dream I'm this adventurer. This daredevil, a madman. The Doctor, I'm called.12yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/doctorwho
I accidentally got drunk alone before going to a show last night because I was so excited about my makeup8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW today is the 2nd day in a row I barfed my guts up. Yesterday was due to a horrible hangover, today was from downing pizza and pop for breakfast.10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, even after deleting SO MANY PEOPLE, an anti-choice post shows up on my FB feed8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm redoing the spare room in my house to be a kind of calming area and found my perfect starting point after painting.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/Buddhism
HIFW I had a colposcopy, 4 snippy cervix biopsy bits, learned I have bacterial vaginosis...then decide to walk home!?!?? Why did I do that!?!?!7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Oops. I have a cold so I ordered lipstick and a 120 colour eyeshadow pallette from BH Cosmetics to make me feel better.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
TFW you learn your controlling, emotionally abusive ex has been lying to people, for 5 years, saying you broke up because you cheated on them8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I wish my hair worked. Growing out a mohawk is hateful, trolls.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My sister (u/hasavagina) and I got Ghibli sister tattoos today!8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my tampon leaked during shark week, ruining cute undies. Then it decided to make a comeback 2 days after it stopped, ruining a 2nd cute pair.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I had a slight freak out last night thinking my sore hips were because my bones were dirty. For a split second, cutting open my legs and washing my bones seemed like my best option.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got to play with my new BH Cosmetics eyeshadow pallette and lipstick. Felt like I needed some colourful freckles.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Have you ever had to block 9 different Facebook accounts of the same person who just doesn't want to leave you alone? Because that was my evening.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Far from perfect, but thanks to you guys I don't have to be as embarrassed about my trich!10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
M(literal)FW people keep posting awesome face swaps and I try it out8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a hot guy asked me out at the gym but I have a boyfriend8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I don't know how to feel. Today, it's been 2 years since an old friend committed suicide. That friend also sexually assaulted me when I was younger. I think my brain is broken.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I finally went to the gym for the first time in my life. (IT WAS SO FUN!!)8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/trollfitness
MRW my bedroom flooded and all of my sex toys were completely submerged in nasty brown water for a day8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am in a long term monogomous relationship with a man. I recently came out as bisexual. And on Halloween night lady friend I find very attractive gets drunk and very kind of touchyfeely.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm going in a downward spiral and my bf doesn't seem to notice or care7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I got the call for my tubal ligation scheduling and panicked because it's 2 weeks away so I postponed it until April because I'm terrified of surgery7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I coloured my hair so I decided to play with some makeup to go with it8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW for the last few months my body has decided I'm not allowed to orgasm anymore.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(literal)RW someone says it's just a picture on Facebook, don't get so upset!8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
He's a new dad, I was letting him know that kids get sick a lot and it's ok. Then.. (not the first or last from him either)11yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/creepyPMs
MRW when I was late by about 15 minutes and missed out on Jeffree Star's Skin Frost in Ice Cold.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW when I was brave and bought crop tops and high waisted jeans that I liked in the fitting room but once I get home I feel like Jabba the Hutt8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I'm looking for an orange RC car for my daughter, and notice the specs on Walmart literally say Gender: boys9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my BF and I are fooling around and I really wanna, but no penetration can happen because I recently had a colposcopy7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just had the bottom of a page folded underneath itself, and instead of unfolding it, I tried scrolling down like on a touch screen...9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I was dogsitting and I had a vag-bubble pop so loud it woke one of the dogs.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've never liked showing my legs. HIF now that I have an underbutt tattoo.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got an X-Files tattoo today! I think it also works well as a metaphor for my bipolar since I identify with both pretty deeply6yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/bipolar
MFW I get an email saying my Daria/Riot Grrrl mashup tshirt has been shipped8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone says, during a conversation about cultural appropriation, I don't get free school or jobs for being white and I've never seen a POC get judged for having dreads [...] I find dreads gross and dirty8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm very new to eyeshadow. This was supposed to have purple on top but I frigged up. Oh well, next time will be better!8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
I finally own a Kat Von D product. Echo everlasting liquid lipstick omgiminlove8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Someone suggest I post here. So, hello! Decided to chop all my hair off yesterday.12yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/shorthairedhotties
MRW I see someone say I thought cosplay was a way for sluts to dress up like whores for attention10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Didn't even think to post until tonight. I got my cheeks done three weeks ago!12yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/piercing
I don't feel like my current career path is right for me at all. I want to put in my 2 weeks. I've never quit a job, I have no idea how to, and everything makes me cry. Also I don't have a backup job.10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just messaged a local artist about an Alice Cooper tattoo! He hasn't responded yet but I'm still getting excited.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thought you ladies would enjoy the patch I just got in the mail from etsy (justynadabrowskiart)10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Happy 4th birthday to my first (memorable) manic purchase. Threw down $200 on eBay for this. 3 years later I finally started looking for help, and now I still spend money I don't have 😂7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/bipolar
MRW my ManCrushMonday (Skip from Catch a Contractor) liked&commented on my post about him7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I remixed Rack City to match my current suffering of the worst shark week I've ever had10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a random drunk girl in the ladies room grabbed my face and kissed me on the mouth many times unexpectedly just because she likes my Wonder Woman hoodie10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Unusually I only have 1/2 of each brow, but I've been doing pretty well lately and I'm impressed at how much grew back. I still feel very naked without my brows filled in, though.7yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/Trichsters
HIFW my coworker says horribly racist things all day, sometimes when clients can hear, and nothing has been done about it yet.9yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I smashed the guitar an old abusive ex and I once built.8yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Why does this happen with my sunscreen? I rub it in really well then about 5-10 minutes later it looks like this. Not every time, but sometimes.10yr ⋅ HeatherMarMal ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
