My boob is out, I'd better let this people drown so I can put it away! Ugh.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get an email from my student loan company wishing me a happy birthday.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW it's been less than five minutes since the alarm went off, and boyfriend has already tried to have multiple conversations.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW there's a guy in my automotive class that won't. stop. WHITE KNIGHTING.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Sorry Aerie. The reason this dress is probably on clearance is because no one really wants to look like a tampon.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I catch a glimpse of my freshly cleaned up eyebrows in the mirror.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Boyfriend and I celebrated 3 years together with Italian and wine yesterday. So fancy.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Boyfriend's mother just called me and somehow in the conversation started talking about the kids she wants me to have and the names she wants me to give them.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see a girl in my class using a rubber band as a hair tie.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I take the little bowler hat I got from a bottle of gin and put it on my husband's penis. Then he made it dance!9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've completely managed to forget my lunch bag at home. (which contains all of my food for today)9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm looking for fun hoodies regarding my future profession, and all I can find are Wife of a/Girlfriend of a styles.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What apparently happens when I set down chapstick and look away for a moment.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Wore makeup to work today. Have to keep reminding myself...10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm the only person in my automotive class that noticed an issue on a car (including the instructor!).9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I put my updated weight into MyFitnessPal and they throttle my calories back.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the food truck vendor hands me my thing of fries... and then adds two forks.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Had a bad week. Decided to get my hair done. Aaaaaand they fucked it up beyond repair.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Boyfriend is now completely wrapped up in GTA V.... leaving the PC available for Skyrim.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend asks me why I'm sweating at 68 degrees (F°)10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I get into the bathroom at work, poop, and get out without anyone knowing it was me10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yesterday was my first day back to class post surgery, and I still didn't feel great. HIFW one of my classmates continually kept telling me to smile.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Day two of having hard boiled eggs for breakfast. My poor coworkers...9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I answer the door for the pizza guy when my hair is up in a shower cap type thing.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So I've finally discovered the Lip Sync battles on Youtube.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW it's a Friday night and I'm sitting here in my underwear eating corn chips, drinking rum and watching Magic Mike.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're trying to keep your neck straight because you slept on it wrong.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend plans to leave for the weekend and asks if I plan on masturbating.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I show up to my weekly DnD game (where we get loud and crude) and one of the players brought his young daughter.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW the automatic flushing toilet flushes while I'm still sitting on it.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I come out of my apartment this morning to discover I'd dropped my car keys, which had been submerged in a puddle all night for ANYONE to find.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So I could work from home tomorrow in my underwear, or I could come into the office for a half day and get a free box of Einstein bagels. Decisions...10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
F/24/5'7 [178 > 151 = 27 lbs] (4 months) Haven't really seen many changes until I renewed my drivers license today.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/progresspics
MRW some lady gets pissed off at me because she parked poorly.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I've been binge watching Harry Potter again for the last few days and now it's over.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got my upper lip waxed so I no longer have a mustache but now it's all broken out.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I realized that 90% of the reason why my face was so clear was because of my birth control... that I switched off of.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After many years of service, my bikini shaver has bit the dust.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'll shave my underarms in the morning, but a few hours later...9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My school is having a contest for decorated caps and threw my hat in the ring.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/CraftyTrolls
Finally got a group together to play DnD. First game day is today, woo!10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend and I start to cuddle up with intent, and my cat is suddenly like...10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Someone in the local nerdy group I'm a part of is wanting to open a gaming bar in the area (with their own money!), and was trying to gauge reactions. Enter the Daddict...9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/childfree
Does anyone else get extreme anxiety if they don't get extended periods of time to themselves?8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/AskTrollX
The 71st and Memorial Domino's seems to be settling into the neighborhood nicely...8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/tulsa
HIFW I can see from the office window that my favorite food truck is outside.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I haven't had a period in about six months, and I'm seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 2 months this weekend. HIFW the cramps are starting...9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF trying to find dresses that will fit me in the bust and in the waist.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I was planning on starting the keto diet tomorrow, but I've managed to fall sick somehow.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF now that my new office chair doesn't muffle farts at ALL.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW people ask me why I would ruin my skin with a tattoo.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got married on Thursday. Already updated my driver's license and title registration and my new debit cards and SSN card are in the mail.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Happy national sandwich day to the Murica trolls. Sandwiches for everyone!9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Turned on a twitch stream to hear the streamer mention they're a DINK for life! and a small rant about how there are enough kids already.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/childfree
MRW the guy at the auto parts store keeps following me around asking me if I need assistance.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm finally starting to drift to sleep after a long day, and then boyfriend starts to snore.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So sports bras are there to keep everything in place while running. Does anyone get that same feeling... in their ass?8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
So I'm a bit slow and finally discovered Pinterest for the first time last night.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have to buy a pair of pants over the weekend, and I fit into a size smaller than before.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I now have a way to make my food taste boring! Thanks, Brentwood!9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollCooking
Pretty sure this is how my Wii U feels when I finally powered it up today.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
HIFW I see idiots on my FB say that the two lady Rangers shouldn't have graduated.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A slightly drunk right handed friend tried to teach a slightly drunk left handed me how to crochet.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Was rewatching Die Hard recently when I noticed this. Coincidence?5yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
MRW I post my first attempt at crochet on FB and I'm immediately asked if I'm pregnant since I'm obviously making baby clothes.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Totally forgot to log into MFP on Saturday and lost my streak. I was at 183 days!9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I discovered that my BF's grandmother had cleaned my seasoned cast irons...with soap.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the girl on the morning radio show was freaking out because the actress in 50 Shades had leg hair... and pubes!9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got Sims 3 to run successfully from a thumb drive. I know what I'm doing on lunch breaks!9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
I've decided today is the first day of the c25k program for me. Oh boy.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I want wine but the liquor stores in my state are all closed on Sunday.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tomorrow is the first day I go to the gym. Going to go with two other people to try to keep me on track.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I was hoping that my boyfriend would be able to call me from Basic yesterday. Apparently they're keeping him quite busy.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Lost poor Havel tonight. He was a jerk his entire life, but we loved him anyway. :)8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/RATS
When you're excited about the new Steam game you purchased, but you have to wait for it to install first.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
I found a $5 breadmaker at Goodwill, and just created this beautiful thing.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollCooking
HIFW I find crumbs in my scarf this morning from the sushi I had Friday.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have 200+ calories left in my day and I don't have any food to snack on.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MR trying to remove all of the adult playthings from the bedroom before BF's grandmother shows up.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm only ten cents away from being able to get a snack from the snack machine.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW boyfriend found a teeny lost kitten in the rain and brought it home.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you think your makeup looks awesome but you can't find the right lighting for a picture.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW my period lines up with the period tracker for the first time ever.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I have to wait about a year for one of my favorite shows to come back.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
There may come a day when I don't nick my legs when shaving...9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW it's only 8am and I've already managed to drop food onto my new white shirt.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have a piece of mascara stuff in my eye and I can't get it out!10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been NC with my mother for a few years now, and she tried to add me on Facebook again.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/trolledbynarcissists
I think I'm going to try to do lunges and squats in the mornings from now on.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
HIFW I'm broke as hell and get an email that something on my Steam wishlist is on sale.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
So according to the scale I've lost a decent amount of weight, but my pants still fit the same. >:(9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
They've released the Fallout 4 PC specs. Looks like it won't run at max specs on my machine.9yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
HIFW my fitbit hasn't been logging all of my information recently.8yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW a friend tells me that gender inequality doesn't exist.10yr ⋅ xEleanorxRigbyx ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
