I bequeath unto you all Basic Briana, featuring what I did today. No ragrets.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW A pharmaceutical company introduces a $1 pill to compete with a $750 pill.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My dad's (literal) reaction when I sent him a picture of a baby alligator getting scratches.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get home from work and am immediately handed a (friend's) four pound Yorkie.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I discover that with my points discount and Ulta's 21 Days of Beauty sale, I'll be able to get four Stila eyeliners for the price of one.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollMUA
My face when I hit my (small) bowl at least four times, look at it, and see that it's all still green.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/entwives
I don't find Benedict Cumberbatch physically attractive. MRW he beats the shit out of a corpse with a riding crop.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my new friend submits a really horrible card in Cards Against Humanity.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW the only body butter I've ever loved has been discontinued and replaced with something subpar.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I think about all the money I spent on acne treatments and exfoliants only to find out that a $5 jar of coconut oil works better than all of them.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Lately I don't like my face without a filter or something blocking part of it, and I've been dealing with some anxiety. Could use a little boost!7yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/FreeCompliments
MRW I'm burned out on all my games and now I just surf the internet and bug my friend.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
MFW Johnny Depp is in my town and probably a 10 minute drive away.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I misread it, but I bought it today so it was 50% off! My Valentine's card from dad.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you stare down the dude checking out your butt to show your dominance.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my boyfriend tries a Frappuccino for the first time and isn't immediately disgusted.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am fighting a monster that throws up rainbows with a sword that throws bubbles on my game.9yr ⋅ daintydoe ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
