Any crafty trolls in here? I get what I deserve for sewing late at night.2yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Why can’t I be consistent so people stop yelling at me? MY BRAIN JOINS IN3wk ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/ADHDmemes
This came across my Facebook timeline; very heavy Duran Duran (Rio, 1982) vibes.1yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/VaporwaveAesthetics
I got curious about the Hangul on a Korean brand hand cream I received.4yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/ThatsHowThingsWork
MY DENTIST TAUGHT ME THIS AND I MEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY BUT IT MAKES SENSE AROOOOOO1mo ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/THE_PACK
MFW I extract an ingrown hair on my leg that’s been a little annoying bump for a while, and not only is the hair over half an inch (1cm+) long it’s also a TANDEM OF HAIRS.1yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My best friend got a kitten. For now, her name is quit biting my fucking face.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/aww
I saw this beautiful, hand-crocheted, best-in-show rainbow throw at the county fair!4yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/RainbowEverything
MFW the banquet for 25 adds on to become 35, and at least 10 of them are kids.7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TalesFromYourServer
My abusive ex sought me out on Twitter. We've been broken up for 7 years. Fucking cringe.4yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Though I have my qualms about working for a corporation, the freebies from brand reps are nice.11mo ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/Ulta
I think our baby Japanese maple is gorgeous already. And such a tough little guy!6yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/marijuanaenthusiasts
You know what, Trolls? I've decided that my mother is wrong. I CAN do medical school. I have all the potential to make it a reality. And I WILL.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I feel like I’m seeing hot people everywhere then realize I’m probably ovulating6yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the pill was supposed to make my periods lighter but instead it made my depression go full nuclear4yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
On the movie posters for The Silence of the Lambs, the pattern on the back of the moth's head is not that of a Death's-Head Hawk Moth. It is a Salvador Dali painting (In Voluptas Mors) of seven naked women in the shape of a human skull.7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/MovieDetails
I just took the plunge! Got my furby and got my aesthetics! Now the wait...4yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/LongFurbies
Friend has been sick for awhile with no diagnosis. The huns already got her...5yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/antiMLM
Posted a progress video of my cosplay on instagram. My cousin then messaged me this...7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/creepyPMs
My most recent gratis! We won our district Fenty sales. The velour lashes are GOD TIER.1yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/Ulta
MRW my dad threatens to take my phone away but I'm an adult with my own plan so that's stealing7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I found this McCall's pattern at JoAnn for $2. MSRP $20. Im thinking Victorian era Princess Peach cosplay!7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/sewing
MRW I'm having brain surgery today for my epilepsy... Wish me luck, Trolls!9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey trolls, going to a movie by yourself because no one else wants to but you really want to see it again and can't wait is totally socially acceptable, right...?7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't know what to say about this but I know you nerdy ladies will appreciate it.9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got one of those anonymous chat apps for fun. TrollXery ensued.7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When the gynecologist is looking at your vagina while making casual conversation.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TFW I reconnect with and old flame and neither of us have been with anyone since we broke it off...6yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a customer comes in wearing a shirt that says Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich.9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my intelligent, outgoing young female cousin says she will vote for Trump.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Congrats Illinois trolls! Abortion is now eligible for Medicaid and state insurance coverage!7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have class at 8, it's 2 in the morning and I'm fapping to steamy fan fiction.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm sorry, sir. The sound system volume doesn't turn down any further.7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TalesFromYourServer
MRW Victoria's Secret makes the tags on their underwear so long to the point that it gets stuck in my buttcrack9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a redditor uses the word feminist as an attempt to insult me9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me trying to explain my bisexuality to a friend. Anyone else feel similarly?7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/bisexual
Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Thought y'all would appreciate my look yesterday evening4yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
MRW my mom tells me to avoid nude lipstick because it makes me look dead8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I strain the water from my macaroni without losing a single noodle.10yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey folks! I got a flu shot today. Here's me and Rosie reppin' for medical science! Get your shot if you're able!6yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realized I can reduce boob sweat by putting Gold Bond powder in my bra8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I can't wear black lipstick to work because it's a family restaurant8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my Tinder date ends up being a cute guy I liked from my high school Spanish class.9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW wake up to go potty and find I masturbated my period into existence7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the sweet guy I had a casual, cool fling with texts me just to see how I've been doing7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a man tries to use my androgynous appearance choice as an insult7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I was told depression isn't real, OCD isn't real, psychiatrists are frauds and Hitler didn't deport minorities.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just got back from the gyno—I'm approved for an IUD! No more pesky pills.5yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a friend I have had a secret crush on confides to me she’s gay7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Can’t go to thanksgiving dinner because I have a virus. But I still have wine at home!6yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone implies that women who want mandatory paid maternity leave are entitled and selfish9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got asked out tonight for the first time in years. And it was definitely welcome! I feel great!5yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I put my foot down and told my mom what I need from her so I can have a successful depression recovery. It took a little aggression, but I'm not letting myself feel small anymore. It felt really good.7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I open my purse... and there is a HUGE WASP STARING ME IN THE FACE9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm finally being weaned off epilepsy drugs and can already feel a return of my concentration and ability to feel and readily express emotions6yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have a throat virus so I have to stay home from thanksgiving dinner, but I do have wine!6yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW someone implies I can't enjoy Eminem and still be a feminist7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My sleep schedule has been ridiculously bad for a long time, so I'm going to do sleep deprivation therapy to try and fix it. How I expect to look tomorrow.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wear hot pink lipstick to work everyday, but the day I wear red lipstick my boss says it's inappropriate.9yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's winter and someone asks how can you need a nap? You slept all night.5yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/bipolar
MFW I haven't checked tinder in awhile and come back to a metric fuck ton of pissy messages7yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW people don't realize that depression is a systemic issue. No, I cannot just get up and do something and suddenly not be exhausted.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, it's been a rough week so far. So tonight I'm gonna binge on chips and cookies and masturbate.8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I had a great day at the comic convention, I met a lot of cool people and bought some awesome comics, and my cosplay won the most-creative award!8yr ⋅ beelzeflub ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes