If you want a lift I expect money
Poor yellow has a lot to learn.
By my daughter to write me a father's day card.
Jamie Lee Curtis has turned into Pat Butcher...
Who would win in an AWFUL EVERYTHING battle?
That's a big nope from me.
New mug. Oh no.
Close-up of a pile of pencil shavings.
Get that crowd going!
This is a fact.
Joker without makeup
I too would like to be showered with gifts for voluntarily participating in my hobby.
These condoms will help me get... doser?
Thanks for the advice.
Redditor doesn't understand how nutritional information works.
Film director knows fast mobile data kills birds 50+ years in the future but we didn't heed his warning :(
Editing the title of a 2 year old video to make it look current.
Poor dude, I really feel his pain...
No, Photoshop is just awesome.
Wrote the menu, boss.
For that relaxing-in-the-garden feel.
Roses are red, horses eat hay,
Planes can't fly without fuel
I got this email!
Become a teacher and burn in the fiery pits of hell forever!
Just in case you were wondering.
To to help someone with their grammar.
Why is the general public allowed to use the internet?!
We are chained by our owners.
Mourning has broken.
To draw a family tree.
Dude spent $5 but still didn't get laid.
Today kinda sucks for people in wheelchairs
How can anyone be proud of this?!
Anyone fancy going down The Bell? You might win an award...
Reflection is important.
Don't like a particular sci-fi show? You're unintelligent.
Someone has daddy issues.
Roses are best, violets are worst
I'll just film this dude stealing
What a raspburry
Sorry guys, the royal wedding is officially off.
He should have quit before the last message...
America is better than the UK (Not FB)
I wonder if they've caught him yet.
No, there really isn't.
No idea how, but I've got the old recent apps on Pie...
Nice effort lads.
Walking through it no longer works.
To self-censor the word dickhead
The illustrations on these spines allude to the content of the books.
Yeah, this guy knows fake news.
Control your anger
To correct the spelling
Go with not any return
Was only trying to help.
Someone doesn't like TV
It's the experience that matters.
Found on r/crappydesign
Posts to r/instantkarma to get Reddit karma, gets downvotes.
Names can be a problem for political campaigners.
A nice prompt reply.
How are you today Chris?
I wish they were joking, comments say otherwise.
I ain't afraid of no toast.
Not depressed? You're mentally ill.
Taylor you Be the Beak
To make plans 4 years earlier.
To identify a robber
On a video of a working hoverboard.
Woody or wouldn't he?
Roses are red, they die when it's colder
Probably because it hasn't been filmed. Or written.
Going at 200mph is not manly unless it's on 2 wheels
I'd like to see her family tree...
Engo your testy cake
Monster? Never heard of it.
Birds carrying the moon.
The Orange Box is orange, I love to play Portal
Please explain this.
LERN English or I won't except you.
Roses are red, I'll write you a sonnet
Items 9 10 and 11 are only two items.
Or do, I won't judge
Who leaves a note like this on an ambulance? A total piece of shit.
In one go guys, IN ONE GO!
BYO URH AND SWE MAK EOU RWA Y
To spell beastiality.
Not sure how to pronounce it.
Have you ever been to Australia?
When a mirror and your eyes just don't cut it...
Sorry Paul, I'm not joined your group
The changing room in this store is a Doctor Who tardis.
We inherited this, unsure if it's some kind of seed pod, sea creature or something else. It's around 30cm in length.
Please don't remove my prosthetic, I beg
Anyone else ever find someone who can levitate?
You are an idiot. You're a girl? Be my friend!
Woah. Stand back.
Not even once.
Google Play - Don't forget to try these apps that you currently have installed
Roses are red, I love my wife
These book spines.
And the whole of Hollywood clapped (x-post from r/iamverysmart)
If you don't participate in the sport, you can't wear the hoodie.
This is not the greatest beer in the world...
Yeah, I like lollipops too.
Netflix added Dope to their library on 4/20
$200! We did it guys!
Lovely, thanks for the info.
Laurel & Hitler
Please explain this?
Passive aggressive note left on an ambulance.