No Jon, I'm pooping
Bulgarian police uses pepper spray on protesters, and the wind blows it back into their faces.
This is too true
There goes the phone.
Today is your lucky day, don't mess it up .
My house burned down...
In Colorado, due to rock fall, a 20 mile stretch of highway now has a 238 mile, 4.5 hour detour.
People shooting off guns for the fourth in the city. Bullets are still affected by gravity...
Ever flown 16 hours... for nothing?
For every kid you voluntarily refuse to vaccinate, there is another who has no choice at all.
A bountiful feast just inches away
Their flight left 2hrs ago
Dog doesn't care for guy's cologne
Got a 91 audi yesterday, made it about 100 miles before it decided to blow up.
Kudos for trying
He thought he was home alone cleaning the house.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I'd say I cant believe it, but I certainly can
This makes me feel better being a millennial
Fucking antivaxx parents
I'm leaving my job after 5 years today, over 500 people I work with, this is my leaving card.
Some things never change
When your drysuit floods...
Pilot issues wrong code over radio and gets the plane swatted
Just like the cartoons
You can do so much good, and still be labeled something negative.
This kid ran into a lamppost while chasing his favourite soccer player
This is just sad.
Tony Hawk problems
I helped him.
i hope he's out there somewhere
Tbh I kinda feel bad for this guy
My brand new Roomba ran over my puppy’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my home.
The chosen one
Today is the day.
Journalist thinks he's interviewing a random diplomat
Demonetization at all costs
When your boss walks in right before you fuck something up
This toilet froze and busted
Playing truth or dare
That looks like it’s straight out of a cartoon
This mans reflexes are no match for gravity
I came in to find my tortoise like this. Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job buddy.
That’s why you don’t lie, kids.
Shouldn't have used her coffee creamer I guess
That must've hurt both mentally and physically
Getting proper measurements
Pricey chew toy
Everyone got to go home early because a F16 crashed into the building. There were no fatalities
Horrendous decapitation at a football game.
That time I modelled for a clip art company at 16 and ended up on dildo batteries
Well, that sucks...
Having those initials...
That is how it is
Fixing problems be like
Ummmmmm, What Has This World Become
You haven't unlocked this area yet.
Can we get an F in the chat
High school disaster
That lady truly sucks
I might be wrong, but I think its broken.
After our 9 hour car ride, this is the picture my mom took of us at Mt. Rushmore.
Sadness is closer than it appears.
Probably should’ve mentioned that before
Luckily I don't have kids
Picked my car up from the mechanic yesterday after having a bunch of things replaced totalling $2100 just to have burst into flames on me this morning. I'm too poor for this shit!
5 days ago my parents and I opened a new takeout restaurant. Today hurricane Michael destroyed it.
When you hit a pot hole on the highway doing 70mph
Breaking up with a girl on a plane
What do you do in this situation
I think the neighbor's turkey is done
I hope he's ok
Found on r/trashy, thought it also belonged here.
This is so sad!
Trying to carry a boulder.
Just trying to eat noodles in peace when the fucking mafia arrive
Teenager finds an “abandoned” baby deer
Sorry kid, I tried to help
My trip to Mount Rushmore last year.
this person predicted Stan Lee’s death a few hours before it happened. RIP
Yoko oh! No!
Thanks, I hate it
Local pet supply store gets real.
Guy helps make a video with 18,000,000+ views. Doesn't get any credit whatsoever.
That does suck
First time meeting his parents.
I’m a Wedding DJ and this was listed in thier do not playlist
Nobody wants that to happen to them
Better get back on that board real quick
Be positive. No one moved the couch - it's still there...
I feel this
But isn't it all about the journey?
Rip in the chat
The principle of Equivalent Exchange
In fact, it was a bad idea.
Meanwhile in Hoboken New Jersey.
Not the usual way of finding out about an eye condition
Abby I feel you
it's really just bad luck at this point
Secret discovered by accident
Guy was just trying to help flip the truck over.
Can’t blame them.
Being this stupid just begs for failure
Imagine getting your name excluded like this in a movie credit scene
That must've hurt his pride
I think he speaks for everybody who was hoping for it.
Reporter knocks over a man’s ice sculpture.
Alright don't mess this up the whole country is watching
That tire cover though.
Yeah that Hurts..
So I was at school today and It turns out while i was gone my house lit on fire.
Accidentally spilled coffee grounds on the floor...and all over my child.
Camper 30 years ago began hearing strange noises in the middle of the night. She stuck her camera outside the tent and snapped this photo.
Hey what the fuck
Police forgets capsicum sprays are flammable
A surprise from her aunt
You're going to need a bigger bucket
Someone at Porsche is getting fired today
Tried cooking a sweet potato in my new air fryer today...
When you love the smell of bacon but get a little too close to the frying pan on the stove...
Feels bad man
Been going for 4 hours and I need to present my masters thesis in 7 minutes.
Not sure my school understands the meaning of the word vegetarian