No Jon, I'm pooping
Bulgarian police uses pepper spray on protesters, and the wind blows it back into their faces.
Big brain Dad
This is too true
There goes the phone.
Today is your lucky day, don't mess it up .
My house burned down...
In Colorado, due to rock fall, a 20 mile stretch of highway now has a 238 mile, 4.5 hour detour.
People shooting off guns for the fourth in the city. Bullets are still affected by gravity...
Ever flown 16 hours... for nothing?
For every kid you voluntarily refuse to vaccinate, there is another who has no choice at all.
A bountiful feast just inches away
Their flight left 2hrs ago
My dad spent a week in a hospital for a heart attack and this is what we owe
Dog doesn't care for guy's cologne
Got a 91 audi yesterday, made it about 100 miles before it decided to blow up.
Stiring shit up
I work at a small coffee shop. My boss just absent-mindedly poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here's us separating 10,000 beans...by hand.
Kudos for trying
This is a familiar situation
He thought he was home alone cleaning the house.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I'd say I cant believe it, but I certainly can
I'm leaving my job after 5 years today, over 500 people I work with, this is my leaving card.
This makes me feel better being a millennial
Finally, I can go inside and relax...
Jonah Hill dropping his coffee
Fucking antivaxx parents
Some things never change
When your drysuit floods...
This kid ran into a lamppost while chasing his favourite soccer player
This is just sad.
Pilot issues wrong code over radio and gets the plane swatted
You can do so much good, and still be labeled something negative.
Halloween mask ordered online vs what he received in the mail
Just like the cartoons
Tony Hawk problems
I received this gift from my crush
In the past week, my dog of 14 years died, I’ve been sick, my dad had emergency heart surgery, and this is what I woke up to on my day off.
My brand new Roomba ran over my puppy’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my home.
Today my septic tank overflowed, my fridge stopped working, and then this afternoon I got diagnosed with testicular cancer at 24yr old. Having a beer to that...
I helped him.
i hope he's out there somewhere
Today is the day.
Tbh I kinda feel bad for this guy
The chosen one
Demonetization at all costs
Journalist thinks he's interviewing a random diplomat
When your boss walks in right before you fuck something up
This toilet froze and busted
Playing truth or dare
That looks like it’s straight out of a cartoon
This mans reflexes are no match for gravity
I came in to find my tortoise like this. Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job buddy.
When your friends coke baggie is stuck to her phone as she takes your picture with your parents.
I think more than one drink was needed after that text
My first ever class as a teacher is about to begin, all notes on the laptop
That’s why you don’t lie, kids.
Shouldn't have used her coffee creamer I guess
That must've hurt both mentally and physically
Getting proper measurements
Pricey chew toy
The TSA just held us up over something dumb and we missed our flight by 2 minutes to serve as medical professionals abroad. Here’s my parents having a very bad day.
Oof Moment right Here
Everyone got to go home early because a F16 crashed into the building. There were no fatalities
Horrendous decapitation at a football game.
That time I modelled for a clip art company at 16 and ended up on dildo batteries
That is how it is
Having those initials...
Well, that sucks...
Fixing problems be like
Ummmmmm, What Has This World Become
You haven't unlocked this area yet.
Can we get an F in the chat
Picked my car up from the mechanic yesterday after having a bunch of things replaced totalling $2100 just to have burst into flames on me this morning. I'm too poor for this shit!
Sadness is closer than it appears.
After our 9 hour car ride, this is the picture my mom took of us at Mt. Rushmore.
High school disaster
Guy Stumped that Clown Pretty Good!
This refund my coworker had to process today
Pitchforks at the ready boys
That lady truly sucks
You ain’t lion down next to me
I might be wrong, but I think its broken.
Luckily I don't have kids
Probably should’ve mentioned that before
So my brother decided to take his anger out on something of mine...
5 days ago my parents and I opened a new takeout restaurant. Today hurricane Michael destroyed it.
Breaking up with a girl on a plane
When you hit a pot hole on the highway doing 70mph
What do you do in this situation
I think the neighbor's turkey is done
Found on r/trashy, thought it also belonged here.
Hey that's us
I hope he's ok
This is so sad!
Teenager finds an “abandoned” baby deer
Got home from work today. Realized I’ve been walking around meeting clients with a giant 6-7 in rip in my pants that no one said anything about. So I figured the internet should also know.
Trying to carry a boulder.
Just trying to eat noodles in peace when the fucking mafia arrive
The washer is leaking, they said.
Thanks, I hate it
I made a lasagna for lunch. Here's the result.
Sorry kid, I tried to help
Local pet supply store gets real.
Hello new fren
My trip to Mount Rushmore last year.
this person predicted Stan Lee’s death a few hours before it happened. RIP
Yoko oh! No!
Forgetting about your pizza for 8 hours. Burnt so bad it looks like a double-chocolate brownie.
That does suck
Guy helps make a video with 18,000,000+ views. Doesn't get any credit whatsoever.
I’m a Wedding DJ and this was listed in thier do not playlist
First time meeting his parents.
Got trapped in a toilet in China with this note on the mirror. Found it translates to please do not lock the door
Nobody wants that to happen to them
Better get back on that board real quick
Where's everyone at?
I feel this
Be positive. No one moved the couch - it's still there...
I’m the guy that had the overflowing septic, broken fridge and the cancer. About to go in and get rid of my nut, then chemo in a couple of weeks! - thanks all for your support last post <3
But isn't it all about the journey?
This 4 inch brain tumor I’m getting removed tomorrow
Rip in the chat
The principle of Equivalent Exchange
In fact, it was a bad idea.