No Jon, I'm pooping
Bulgarian police uses pepper spray on protesters, and the wind blows it back into their faces.
Big brain Dad
This is too true
There goes the phone.
My house burned down...
Today is your lucky day, don't mess it up .
My friend works as an extra in movies and does stock photography.... just saw him pictured as a sex offender on a bus in Florida
In Colorado, due to rock fall, a 20 mile stretch of highway now has a 238 mile, 4.5 hour detour.
People shooting off guns for the fourth in the city. Bullets are still affected by gravity...
Not only did grandpa already have this shirt, he was wearing it when he unwrapped it.
Hope they feel better soon
Ever flown 16 hours... for nothing?
My dad spent a week in a hospital for a heart attack and this is what we owe
For every kid you voluntarily refuse to vaccinate, there is another who has no choice at all.
A bountiful feast just inches away
Their flight left 2hrs ago
Dog doesn't care for guy's cologne
I work at a small coffee shop. My boss just absent-mindedly poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here's us separating 10,000 beans...by hand.
Got a 91 audi yesterday, made it about 100 miles before it decided to blow up.
Stiring shit up
Zeppelin fan passes out drunk backstage, misses out on meeting John Paul Jones and Dave Grohl
Ended quite satisfying
Kudos for trying
I'm leaving my job after 5 years today, over 500 people I work with, this is my leaving card.
I put a Christmas Story lamp in my front window and not one of my neighbors recognized it. Several have stopped to ask why I have a “weird, gross leg” on display.
This is a familiar situation
He thought he was home alone cleaning the house.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I'd say I cant believe it, but I certainly can
Jonah Hill dropping his coffee
This makes me feel better being a millennial
Finally, I can go inside and relax...
This kid ran into a lamppost while chasing his favourite soccer player
Fucking antivaxx parents
This is just sad.
Some things never change
When your drysuit floods...
I cleaned the cat’s litter box and brought the bag with me to throw away in my outdoor trash can on the way to work. I also brought my lunch. Guess which one got thrown away and which one came to work with me.
Some say he still stands there. Wondering what happened
Pilot issues wrong code over radio and gets the plane swatted
You can do so much good, and still be labeled something negative.
Halloween mask ordered online vs what he received in the mail
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.
Just like the cartoons
Tony Hawk problems
In the past week, my dog of 14 years died, I’ve been sick, my dad had emergency heart surgery, and this is what I woke up to on my day off.
I received this gift from my crush
My brand new Roomba ran over my puppy’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my home.
Today my septic tank overflowed, my fridge stopped working, and then this afternoon I got diagnosed with testicular cancer at 24yr old. Having a beer to that...
I helped him.
i hope he's out there somewhere
Today is the day.
Tbh I kinda feel bad for this guy
The chosen one
Demonetization at all costs
Journalist thinks he's interviewing a random diplomat
Shitty parenting 100
Dropped my school hard drive and it stopped working. On the way to get it fixed, lost my 1982 Cadillac Seville because a guy made an illegal left hand turn. A day later, my pet bird died. Worst week of my life.
When your boss walks in right before you fuck something up
This toilet froze and busted
Playing truth or dare
When your friends coke baggie is stuck to her phone as she takes your picture with your parents.
A friend sent me this picture today.
That looks like it’s straight out of a cartoon
This mans reflexes are no match for gravity
I think more than one drink was needed after that text
The robot takeover has begun...
I came in to find my tortoise like this. Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job buddy.
My first ever class as a teacher is about to begin, all notes on the laptop
Currently stuck in an elevator
The TSA just held us up over something dumb and we missed our flight by 2 minutes to serve as medical professionals abroad. Here’s my parents having a very bad day.
Oof Moment right Here
That’s why you don’t lie, kids.
Shouldn't have used her coffee creamer I guess
That must've hurt both mentally and physically
Getting proper measurements
Ink removal process
Pricey chew toy
Was confused when it didn't sound like it hit the floor
Everyone got to go home early because a F16 crashed into the building. There were no fatalities
Horrendous decapitation at a football game.
That time I modelled for a clip art company at 16 and ended up on dildo batteries
That is how it is
Having those initials...
Well, that sucks...
Ummmmmm, What Has This World Become
You haven't unlocked this area yet.
After our 9 hour car ride, this is the picture my mom took of us at Mt. Rushmore.
Picked my car up from the mechanic yesterday after having a bunch of things replaced totalling $2100 just to have burst into flames on me this morning. I'm too poor for this shit!
Can we get an F in the chat
This refund my coworker had to process today
Sadness is closer than it appears.
High school disaster
Guy Stumped that Clown Pretty Good!
Pitchforks at the ready boys
That lady truly sucks
You ain’t lion down next to me
So my brother decided to take his anger out on something of mine...
I might be wrong, but I think its broken.
Luckily I don't have kids
Probably should’ve mentioned that before
5 days ago my parents and I opened a new takeout restaurant. Today hurricane Michael destroyed it.
Breaking up with a girl on a plane
Knowing how heavy that is, he’s hella injured
When you hit a pot hole on the highway doing 70mph
This photo my dad took of me at Machu Picchu
What do you do in this situation
My phone was stolen last week in London and I just got a notification saying it had been located...
I think the neighbor's turkey is done
Found on r/trashy, thought it also belonged here.
I’ve been saving up for a Switch for a couple months now. I finally got it last week and found this in my dog’s mouth this morning.
Hey that's us
I hope he's ok
I was in New York for the first time in my life. My wife and I spent almost 10 hours on a plane, crossed the Atlantic Ocean and flew 7,500 kilometers. We climbed the top of the rock to enjoy a view of central park. We had only one day in New York and this view will always be with us.
This is so sad!
Teenager finds an “abandoned” baby deer
Got home from work today. Realized I’ve been walking around meeting clients with a giant 6-7 in rip in my pants that no one said anything about. So I figured the internet should also know.
Trying to carry a boulder.
Just trying to eat noodles in peace when the fucking mafia arrive
The washer is leaking, they said.
Thanks, I hate it
I made a lasagna for lunch. Here's the result.