Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Survive A Week On Food Stamps And She Died2yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Two days after the Cruz Doritos thing was debunked as a photoshop joke, the White House press secretary shares it as real (then deletes it).3yr ⋅ dno_bot ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
By special request for u/TjMooree. Posted one more time just for you, bubba.2yr ⋅ i_simp_4_tedcruz ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
On a parody account for a much-maligned local 7-Eleven: & advertise?2yr ⋅ ZalmoxisChrist ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Followed the Onion on Twitter recently and the replies do not disappoint4yr ⋅ HankHippopopalousHHH ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Biden Loses Control Of Butterfly Knife During Commencement Speech1yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
New SeaWorld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation1yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
My friend just posted this on his instagram story! I didn’t even notice the “yeah i fact checked it” lol2yr ⋅ ghosty88 ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
End Of An Era: The Blue Whale That Hangs From The Ceiling Of The Museum Of Natural History Has Died2yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
A very conservative family member who always post links to sketchy news articles took a bite.3yr ⋅ a1996p ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Most of what she posts are from satire pages. Totally unaware, no matter how many times people tell her that.3yr ⋅ wilamy1994 ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Oh Boy, Former Coworker Eats the Onion With The Peel and Everything2yr ⋅ Darth_Inconsiderate ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Tech blog official account on China’s Weibo disseminates a Tim Heidecker tweet as breaking news1yr ⋅ admiralboxcar ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Shared this on Facebook and all of my friends are freaking out and sending me frantic DM’s4yr ⋅ pancakeking1012 ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
