Bill Burr on Good Day NY, sharp as ever.
The conversation my son and I will have on Christmas Eve.
I took a few shots at Lake Louise today and Google offered me this panorama:
Jamaican Super Lotto winner taking NO CHANCES
Good Networking Advice
My friend was stopped by some tourists to take a photo of them in front of an advertisement for Tape Face in Las Vegas... My friend IS Tape Face.
Landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But the idiot must have forgotten he pays my electric and doesn't realize that I value my comfort over safety or energy conservation.
I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out.
Someone called the police on kids sledding down a road so the cops investigated
History professor teaches about the first man in space.
Bollywood at it finest.
The Secret Life of Redditors
My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see
Guardians of the Front Page
Don't mess with this guy
Took this picture of my dog the other day and someone said Looks like a Vogue cover and then this happened
Every year I try to disguise my sister's Christmas present. This year I think I went a little too far...
Oh China, never change
Magicians are nothing without their assistant
Our family has a 35+ year tradition of disguising Christmas gifts. This took over 80 hours to build.
That title is not available in your region
Surprising move from the referee.
Morgan Freeman doesn't need a stunt double
My boss knows what's up
The truth about dad jokes
I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy...
Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.
Hits too close to home
So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween...
Ryan Reynolds thought he was attending a sweater party.
If Only We All Had This Power!
Mom trying to convince daughter that Raptor is not scary
Outwitting a driver who won't let you pass
I'm deathly afraid of heights... I went to the Skydeck at the Willis Tower (Sears Tower) and slowly inched my back to the edge, mustered up all composure I could and took a pic. I thought I nailed it until I saw the photo...
Was wondering why there's a delay
Please stop flipping me off...
One cup of sand from each of the beaches I’ve visited in the past three years
Tried to convince my son that a buffalo chicken is a real animal. He demanded I google it. I knew google images had my back.
Friend found this in her neighborhood
Finally redone correctly.
It was the only way to get 5 out of 5 stars.
I could see how this could be taken out of context...
Today was Meme Day at my old high school for homecoming week. I appreciate this science teacher even more now.
My brother-in-law, who has 2 girls, taking in the aftermath of Christmas morning, wearing a Yeti Onesie that they picked out for him.
After years of this guy using my email as a spam account, I got my revenge. He signed my email. Up for SiriusXM which also gives me the ability to beep his horn.
Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian?
My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..
He didn't choose the filter life, the filter life chose him
The war is over.
Just picked up Ed Sheeran's new album
Rami Malek always looks like he's trying to eat chips as quietly as possible
Gym guy teaching blind woman how to deadlift
When Your Girls Insist The Costco Clerk Is Maui from Moana
Our AirBnB had a translucent bathroom door. I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.
Minnesota's finest responding to noise complaint ends in epic Super Smash Brothers competition
So much rage
I used to work at a restaurant that purchased Land O'Lakes Buttered Milk in bulk...
Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab.
I just faceswapped my dog and my cat
Festivals are so awesome
I needed my wife and daughters to smile during a photo shoot, so I told a dad joke.
My buddy puts up billboards for a living and is an avid disc golfer, so a group of of local discers pooled together enough money to pull this prank. He had no idea until he finished putting the billboard up.
Fun for the whole family.
Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch”
So much respect for this guy.
Kitchen counter cat says wassup
Reminds me of taking a bath
I've waited my entire life to see someone actually try this
Tom Hanks crashing couples wedding photo shoot.
Good news, everybody! The solar eclipse glasses I ordered a month ago finally came!
You can never out-prank a dad
Today on reddit
+1 to the smartass who put this motion activated sticker on the paper towels at work that are in fact NOT motion activated!🤣
The calm before the storm.......
Ferrari Brakes On Carpet
Christina Aguilera is the fairy godmother from shrek 2
My parents haven't noticed.
My window cracked so I fixed it the only way I know how
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I just want someone who looks at me the way Gal Gadot shamefully remembers she's married.
My local weather station, telling it in real life terms.
The picture NASA doesn't want you to see.
Put your hands up
s i m u l a t i o n
Mark Ruffalo visits children's hospital in his Hulk costume.
My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset said he wanted one too.
She didn't have a problem with it until we were 2 hours away from home, then suddenly it was a huge problem.
Received my Elon Musk flamethrower today.
Overcrowding in British prisons
Miami is a Mario Kart track now
Charging Drawer - 5 minutes later
Girl takes cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to prom, so Danny DeVito takes cardboard cutout of the girl to Paddy’s Pub
Giving a teddy bear on Kiss Cam.
the social media queue
How do you like it?
My GF's obsession with cheesy cursive signs inspired me to make my own uninspirational signs
twice a year : D
I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.
That’s ok, Friday is fine.
Mark Wahlberg invited this homeless man to eat for free at his restaurant.. Respect
SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING THING BIT OF A SITUATION HERE
20 Years Difference
It’s always nice getting pictures from our son’s teacher showing how he’s excelling in school
Conor McGregor got his newborn son a 3-piece suit for the big fight.
My dad and I recreated a tender moment 34 years later
Tell me your favorite song
This gag is now a century old
Curious baby gets a surprise
Waze, summed up in a gif.
That’s how anxiety works
UPDATE. EA announces plans for next gen controller.
These people who set up a tent at an art fair
Google is shutting down Google+
I told my husband I wanted a picture alone with Jason Momoa, but he wasn't comfortable with that. [x-post from r/pics]
Dinosaurs do exist
The great escape!
Wife left me alone with the kids for the first time and after asking for an update I sent her this
A beard makes a big difference.
Backpack seller answers a question
No, wait, watch how awesome I am too.
United Airlines is proud to present their new club class
Remodeling my Grandfather's basement and found this... he's still yelling at us from the grave.
Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods.
My friend has been practicing restoring and colorizing old photos.
Support your local pole dancer
Trash Panda’s got a trick for the kitties
Getting fitted for a uniform
4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to come back in a year before I'm proud about it. Mark your calendars, Ladies and Gents.
A wild luggage in its natural habitat
When you’re bored at work
Windows being Windows
Our friend got fired today