I hate it when job interviewers ask what is your greatest strength, so I printed up these business cards to just hand out when asked.1yr ⋅ jDubbaYo ⋅ r/funny
My best friends grandma made these before she passed away to give out at her funeral. What an icon1yr ⋅ False-State6969 ⋅ r/funny
Whenever I stay at a hotel, I always request a photo of John Goodman by the nightstand. Legoland is the only hotel that delivered in the 10+ years I've been requesting it.10mo ⋅ CeleryintheButt ⋅ r/funny
This is my Christmas present from my boss. I’m a 41-year-old man, and neither my first nor last names start with T.1yr ⋅ country_boy_at_heart ⋅ r/funny
I thought I lost $350 and then three months later I found it in my four year olds room1yr ⋅ Bigmacleafs14 ⋅ r/funny
My brother decided to sneak some cheese cake late last night. I heard a crash and came out to this.1yr ⋅ dingus_45 ⋅ r/funny
Everyone kept hitting their heads as they walked down my stairs, so I hung a sign as a warning.2yr ⋅ hot_controller ⋅ r/funny
I tried to take a picture of myself but apparently looked at the phone midway through.1yr ⋅ Uc207Pr4f57t90 ⋅ r/funny
My wife is a teacher and just received this gift from a young student who is still learning English1yr ⋅ eSentrik ⋅ r/funny
I work from home, so my dad wanted me to sign for his package. Found this sign outside our door after I signed. For the record, I am not disabled.1yr ⋅ Precogvision ⋅ r/funny
Went to a new barber. Asked for my part to be cut in. SHE MOWED A FUCKING 1/2” STRIPE OUT OF MY HEAD!1yr ⋅ Seandouglasmcardle ⋅ r/funny
My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.1yr ⋅ prevuznack ⋅ r/funny
Today one of my 4th grade students renamed himself reconecting ... on our Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson.4yr ⋅ reddericks ⋅ r/funny
Guy got Wednesday tatted on him. Looks more like Samuel L. Jackson’s daughter.1yr ⋅ sladeshied ⋅ r/funny
The packaging on my new toothbrush. If you turn the toothbrush on the whole thing vibrates lol.1yr ⋅ OGcrayzjoka ⋅ r/funny
Waitress left kind messages on our drinks. Feel like mine's missing something...1yr ⋅ BrineTrap ⋅ r/funny
I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order.... They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 - the price of one single banana1yr ⋅ coorgleesi ⋅ r/funny
My 73 year old landlady just asked why I have a 5’4” hat in the basement. I don’t know how to explain this.1yr ⋅ josiemarcellino ⋅ r/funny
You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow1yr ⋅ warrior242 ⋅ r/funny
Brendan Fraser and sons...or, secret king of a vampire dynasty moonlighting as an actor?1yr ⋅ Fruggers ⋅ r/funny
While my wife was away I had to keep sending sexy photos to remind her what she's got at home.1yr ⋅ The_Craig1986 ⋅ r/funny
hey dad, if you get an attendance call from school... a text from son, who's currently stuck in an elevator with 5 friends1yr ⋅ morelsupporter ⋅ r/funny
Been travelling alone for work for a month now. Not sure if I've I'm peak living or hit rock bottom..1yr ⋅ thesleeb ⋅ r/funny
[OC] I painted a rubber duck onto this painting that was being thrown away.1yr ⋅ KittenBraden ⋅ r/funny
My co-worker asked me if I could tell him what the symbols meant because I know Chinese.1yr ⋅ externaldrip ⋅ r/funny
Steve Buscemi as his How do you do, fellow kids? character from 30 Rock for Halloween2yr ⋅ Forke ⋅ r/funny
I have a small YouTube channel where I upload songs I’ve written. I was curious about my audience demographics. I showed my friends and now they’re all poking fun at me for making “Mom Music”.1yr ⋅ MessAdmin ⋅ r/funny
My wife thought I was asleep and came out of the bathroom looking like this.3d ⋅ iamthedreadpiraterob ⋅ r/funny
First prize winner at my local county fair. The sheer amount of adults this had to slip by blows my mind.1yr ⋅ Wfry84 ⋅ r/funny
I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch's chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.1yr ⋅ standells ⋅ r/funny
I didn't think I'd actually lose in a hide a seek game with my nephew... (told him to pose for a pic).2yr ⋅ NOCHNOY_ ⋅ r/funny
Forgot my phone in English today. Found this on the camera roll after my teacher returned it.1yr ⋅ TheSheriffMT ⋅ r/funny
The Denver Broncos have the entire town of ‘South Park’ in the stands for today’s NFL game.3yr ⋅ Exclamation_Marc ⋅ r/funny
I spotted this flyer on 9th Ave in NYC and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since1yr ⋅ aetryx ⋅ r/funny
My brother died and this sympathy card from a little kid has cracked me up more than is appropriate.1yr ⋅ PieGains ⋅ r/funny
The vet called and asked if they could use a pic of our cat for marketing purposes while he was in for dental surgery. I said sure! Then they sent the pic...1yr ⋅ PolyesterPantsuit ⋅ r/funny
My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to this gift left in his driveway.2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/funny
After telling my wife about the penny trick to tell how much tread is left, I asked her to send me a picture of it, and she sent me this...1yr ⋅ luckyevanston ⋅ r/funny
I’m very patiently waiting for my fiance to wake up so I can find out why there is a bite mark in the butter...2yr ⋅ ravens_revenge ⋅ r/funny
My son got in trouble at school today... I more pissed off that his handwriting is still this bad.1yr ⋅ SammMoney ⋅ r/funny
Not even a day after our dog had a mass removal, I ended up having an emergency appendectomy. Wife is taking care of both of us.1yr ⋅ ninja996 ⋅ r/funny
Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)1yr ⋅ CompasslessPigeon ⋅ r/funny
I saw the apron while shopping, and decided to do a remake of my mother’s favorite picture for Christmas. 23 years apart.3yr ⋅ Deeplight ⋅ r/funny
I'm thinking of starting a subreddit called BoredScientists or something for these kind of studies..1yr ⋅ _artbreaker ⋅ r/funny
Every xmas I give my kids a personalised card. This year I decided to mess with them.1yr ⋅ TheRealBallchynz ⋅ r/funny
My husband is in the process of redoing our lawn. He recently began killing off all our grass. I didn’t want our neighbors to think we were neglectful homeowners, so I made a sign...1yr ⋅ csidlauskas ⋅ r/funny
