Brother turned up to a wedding in a puffer jacket. I couldn’t resist...1yr ⋅ Part-Time-Rockstar ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
met the man himself, shook his hand, assured him I do not have a tattoo of him on my chest (he responded ‘it’s good to draw the line somewhere’), then proceeded to almost certainly bore him half to death pondering the distinction between a coat and a blazer (length, as he has since informed me)5mo ⋅ EllaSharpey ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
OK, let’s recap. We draw the gun from the holster, knock the safety catch off, there’s one in the chamber, and move and fire, and move and fire, and move and fire.1yr ⋅ hesabigladinhe ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Mr Partridge, he said he delivers milk, right, for 50 year, but he doesn’t drink it7mo ⋅ daveingz ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
No thanks, I don't want to be part of your Conservative party1yr ⋅ TheMechanicalBurp ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Reddit's dark...just going for a walk...anyone want to join me? BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!11mo ⋅ my_briefcase_95 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Where have all the Partridge fans gone? A few years back people would have got the joke.4mo ⋅ DiaBrave ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Couldn't resist getting myself a little treat courtesy of Jim'll Paint it. Lovely Stuff!1yr ⋅ inertSpark ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Sack Prigozhin for being unloyal, disloyal. And for commiting war crimes in a way that excludes his President.10mo ⋅ hares21 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Having to watch 2 episodes of I'm Alan Partridge after watching 1 episode of The Reckoning.7mo ⋅ 24magiccarrots ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Is there a well-known shop in your town/city with an unusual name?5mo ⋅ DuchessSterling ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I don't mind you asking for fighter jets as long as you ask for fighter jets down the middle of the table1yr ⋅ aboakingaccident ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Sack Sue for being unloyal - disloyal... And sack her for being an absolute idiot and inefficient.5mo ⋅ Efficient-Parsley401 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
But the point is, I bounced back. People bounce back. Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris... there are others. 2mo ⋅ CigarsAndSingleMalt ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Due to an upcoming book signing event, my shop now has this cardboard cutout for the next few weeks!7mo ⋅ TheLoneOyster ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Don't shine that torch in my face, mate. I've just lost all credibility1mo ⋅ CigarsAndSingleMalt ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
It's ridiculous. They know who I am but you could be a sex offender7mo ⋅ Popular-Engineer-881 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
He said he sells kitchens, right, for 15 year, but he cannet cook!2mo ⋅ CigarsAndSingleMalt ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Occasionally I doth venture south. And when I do I've got to say, it's like...10mo ⋅ ushouldcmoiinacrown ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Don't lean on that I wasn't going to, I was just doing a cockney walk5mo ⋅ MammothEstate5935 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
“Hi Susan. I was a bit bored so I invaded Ukraine. I can’t put it back together again. Will that show up on my human rights record?”2yr ⋅ NoWiseMonkeys ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
What? A whole submarine? You’re joking?. I’m gonna have to tell some other Russians, see ya!7mo ⋅ GargantuanGorganzola ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I am technically a guest and you've failed to control me. Read the fine print in your cone-tract1yr ⋅ McFlyJohn ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Aged 44, I have just received my favourite Birthday present. Kiss my face.1yr ⋅ cwalshuk101 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Except yours had hair at the base and a dotted line emanating from the crown1yr ⋅ AARP_Rocky ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Knock it off with the fancy words mate. Say it like it is. It went tits up.5mo ⋅ SimonPartridge ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Tomorrow, I'm going to be the same age as Alan in IAP series 2. Aaahhhhh I'm nearly fifty.1yr ⋅ bulletproofbra ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I've just come back from Wuhan in China with a stop off in Italy. I have a fever shortness of breath and am persistently coughing. Can I come in?1mo ⋅ ricepsstight ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
We were just stuck in the foyer, pointing at the rain saying we’re stuck we’re stuck we’re stuck2mo ⋅ Routine_Setting_5573 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I’m watching Pointless Celebrities and Sue Cook hasn’t pulled out.1mo ⋅ MotorcycleOfJealousy ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
P.O.V -you just walked into the Beehive Witherspoons at Gatwick airport...7mo ⋅ KevinSpaceysLawyer ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
New Alan Partridge book - ‘Big Beacon’ - due to land October 12.1yr ⋅ Quarterwit_85 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
In three minutes' time I'll be talking to Norfolk's youngest beekeeper6mo ⋅ Little-Giraffe5655 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I'd like to go round Legoland with Liz Truss and then afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor.3wk ⋅ CigarsAndSingleMalt ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
In three minutes' time I'll be talking to Ireland's youngest crane operator1yr ⋅ rongusodo ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Sack Philip and Holly for being unloyal, disloyal and for skipping the queue.1yr ⋅ filtered2 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I don't want to get tarred by the mod brush, but inspired by someone's comment yesterday about our lack of one, I made a banner for our dear r/AP sub. If people like it, I'm wondering if we are in a can do go siduation and a mod can add it? https://imgur.com/a/GPRCFvu1yr ⋅ TheMechanicalBurp ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
No one got the reference, hopefully you will get enjoy this2yr ⋅ wanderingsamquanch ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
A propos of nothing, but Alan's cover photo on Wikipedia is absolutely perfect.8mo ⋅ WuDoYouThinkYouAre ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
My wife and I are longtime Partridge fans and I had this printed on a card for our 15th wedding anniversary1yr ⋅ timbennettartist ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
