met the man himself, shook his hand, assured him I do not have a tattoo of him on my chest (he responded ‘it’s good to draw the line somewhere’), then proceeded to almost certainly bore him half to death pondering the distinction between a coat and a blazer (length, as he has since informed me)2wk ⋅ EllaSharpey ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Brother turned up to a wedding in a puffer jacket. I couldn’t resist...8mo ⋅ Part-Time-Rockstar ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
OK, let’s recap. We draw the gun from the holster, knock the safety catch off, there’s one in the chamber, and move and fire, and move and fire, and move and fire.1yr ⋅ hesabigladinhe ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
No thanks, I don't want to be part of your Conservative party1yr ⋅ TheMechanicalBurp ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Mr Partridge, he said he delivers milk, right, for 50 year, but he doesn’t drink it1mo ⋅ daveingz ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Couldn't resist getting myself a little treat courtesy of Jim'll Paint it. Lovely Stuff!1yr ⋅ inertSpark ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Reddit's dark...just going for a walk...anyone want to join me? BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!6mo ⋅ my_briefcase_95 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I don't mind you asking for fighter jets as long as you ask for fighter jets down the middle of the table10mo ⋅ aboakingaccident ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Sack Prigozhin for being unloyal, disloyal. And for commiting war crimes in a way that excludes his President.5mo ⋅ hares21 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I am technically a guest and you've failed to control me. Read the fine print in your cone-tract1yr ⋅ McFlyJohn ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Having to watch 2 episodes of I'm Alan Partridge after watching 1 episode of The Reckoning.1mo ⋅ 24magiccarrots ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
“Hi Susan. I was a bit bored so I invaded Ukraine. I can’t put it back together again. Will that show up on my human rights record?”1yr ⋅ NoWiseMonkeys ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Aged 44, I have just received my favourite Birthday present. Kiss my face.10mo ⋅ cwalshuk101 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Tomorrow, I'm going to be the same age as Alan in IAP series 2. Aaahhhhh I'm nearly fifty.11mo ⋅ bulletproofbra ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Occasionally I doth venture south. And when I do I've got to say, it's like...5mo ⋅ ushouldcmoiinacrown ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Due to an upcoming book signing event, my shop now has this cardboard cutout for the next few weeks!2mo ⋅ TheLoneOyster ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Sack Sue for being unloyal - disloyal... And sack her for being an absolute idiot and inefficient.2wk ⋅ Efficient-Parsley401 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Is there a well-known shop in your town/city with an unusual name?1d ⋅ DuchessSterling ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I don't want to get tarred by the mod brush, but inspired by someone's comment yesterday about our lack of one, I made a banner for our dear r/AP sub. If people like it, I'm wondering if we are in a can do go siduation and a mod can add it? https://imgur.com/a/GPRCFvu1yr ⋅ TheMechanicalBurp ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Sack Philip and Holly for being unloyal, disloyal and for skipping the queue.1yr ⋅ filtered2 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
It's ridiculous. They know who I am but you could be a sex offender1mo ⋅ Popular-Engineer-881 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
No one got the reference, hopefully you will get enjoy this1yr ⋅ wanderingsamquanch ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
He’s often the shows saying feckin’ dis and feckin’ tax cuts1yr ⋅ TheMechanicalBurp ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
My wife and I are longtime Partridge fans and I had this printed on a card for our 15th wedding anniversary1yr ⋅ timbennettartist ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Except yours had hair at the base and a dotted line emanating from the crown7mo ⋅ AARP_Rocky ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I saw this comment on the Irish potato famine and well, I couldn't resist1yr ⋅ wanderingsamquanch ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
For a second I thought Felicity Montague was proclaiming in the new King1yr ⋅ Scary_ ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
In three minutes' time I'll be talking to Ireland's youngest crane operator8mo ⋅ rongusodo ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
The missus used a sausage as a breakwater AND quoted Partridge as she dished it up. Proud day.1yr ⋅ AkeySlake ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I painted a few comedy characters to hang at home — here's Alan1yr ⋅ timbennettartist ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
New Alan Partridge book - ‘Big Beacon’ - due to land October 12.7mo ⋅ Quarterwit_85 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
What? A whole submarine? You’re joking?. I’m gonna have to tell some other Russians, see ya!2mo ⋅ GargantuanGorganzola ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Don't lean on that I wasn't going to, I was just doing a cockney walk1wk ⋅ MammothEstate5935 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Idea for a programme. ‘Corden Bleugh’. Find three people who find the sight of James Corden physically repulsive. Then, encourage exposure therapy by arranging a surprise lunch with the star at the Harvester in Millom.11mo ⋅ TheGardenBlinked ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Tattoo I got at 18 that I’m glad to say at 24 I still don’t regret.... Yet1yr ⋅ Loserlosing666 ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
You'd think you'd need a basic grasp of Alan to work in... Subtitles10mo ⋅ smedsterwho ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
My mum saw this in my room and thought I'd stolen it from a hotel1yr ⋅ CuteMaterial ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I'd basically like to understand man's inhumanity to man...and then make a programme about it.1yr ⋅ snopony ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
I've just come back from Wuhan in China with a stop off in Italy. I have a fever, shortness of breath and am persistently coughing. Can I come in?4yr ⋅ korgscrew ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
Knock it off with the fancy words mate. Say it like it is. It went tits up.2wk ⋅ SimonPartridge ⋅ r/AlanPartridge
