Cocaine is one heck of a drug
What a weird thing to lie about
And then the sales went up $500%
Yeah sure bud.
Company has absolutely no way of tracking a severely overpaid employee 🙄
Oh for God's sake.
Yeah ok Netflix
Ah yes, our generation is truly doomed
This is probably the worst one I have ever seen in the wild
Her bio says she's 21.
Straws at Disneyland
Why do Anti Vax always make up shit like this?
A totally real microbiologist offers bad advice on the train on how to fight the Coronavirus.
Classmate calls out dipshit
Found in the last scene of Dead Poet Society.
In his mouth?
Straight out of a teenage movie
Lady gives everyone in Walmart a life changing lesson on organic produce.
Medical expert here
The #1 indicator of being vegan
Amen... Amen..... :)
That marine showed him!
I am speechless...
Imagine thinking anyone would believe you
Female Nurses love pulling the plug on ugly people.
Hole punch Jesus.
*proceeds to take picture of teacher*
This sounds like middle schooler type material
Forgot to mention, we both have amnesia
*child dies from a completely unrelated thing from vaccinations* *blame vaccinations*
Whoops, accidental meth
All posted by the same person
That girl? Neil Armstrong.
Public school isnt that crazy
433 people don’t realize that cops don’t just surrender detainees to random strangers.
His son is 2.
Why is the gift paper still there?
Stop Posting This Rabbitkin Abomination
He got a round of applause when he got back
Sorry, what the hell did I just read?
Flat earther finds a new best friend
does homeboy not have parents or a bladder?
She knows her stuff.......
That’s not how Siri works
How does she expect people to believe this?
Another day, another made up story about how a stranger wants to have sex with her.
It’s true, I was the box of tampons
God I really hope this is sarcasm
What do you mean “us” your little sister did all he work
I saw this beauty on a article I was reading
Teacher gives real world example of what the blah blah science part of your brain does
Gotta love YouTube comment section
Bouncer regularly brings back blacked out drunk strangers to their house, strips them down to wash their clothes, and then lets them have free reign in their house
Siri DESTROYS science teacher 😂😂
NeRdY GiRlS uNiTe
don't play with me hoe!
Do you know???
“I beat usian bolt’s world record in high school and never told anyone”
How to Parent
imagine quitting over camo pants
3-year-old is wiser than us all
Neighbor calls cops because commenter was blasting music too loud, and then neighbor ends up being arrested for some reason
Toddler puts TV on Letgo for 200 million dollars
New Mcdonalds burger The Mclie
Family drama all like
the pilots name? Obama
An app so accurate it takes you all the way to Adam and Eve
Anti vaxxer, nurse and doctor.
Yeah, okay buddy
My Dad the Tank Assassin.
I’m sure Jay-Z would love to be harassed at Starbucks.
Ultimate Survival Mode
Her profile is a gold mine for stuff like this.
How did this get 500 likes?
The hero we deserve
when they have tests in kindergarten
Definitely at 4 y.o
Found on tumblr “too pretty to die”
What a weird fucking thing to say
You think you’ve seen the worst on this sub until something even more stupid comes along.
AskReddit is a goldmine
Your doctor gets paid to lie to your parents
baby boomers, gosh.
Barista Gives Free Muffin to Woman for Bleeding
Oh I’m sure that’s exactly what happened
guys his face was priceless lol
The craziest stuff seems to happen to this preppy girl I know who teaches at an inner city school...
Found out in college this guy was a compulsive liar. Seems to be keeping it up!
Teachers love pedos bro
Delusional tall man thinks women openly drool over his phenomenal height
because we all live in a porno
A 100% true story that absolutely happened.
I’m sure that’s just one example of the kind of everyday madcap hijinks going down in this office
Guys, my 38 friends died in a school shooting. Can I get an updoot for this
And then Starbucks called me
And then he collapsed due to feminism
I too warn teenagers about the f word
Yeah seems legit to me ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Hot Topic employee is a poser
I’m not like most white guys
Who fantasizes about the FBI coming to their work
Supervegan strikes again!
Yes of course,it happened....
Man, she sure showed him!
I don’t think that’s how chemistry works
This lady in the comments on an article about doctors experiences with people who googled everything before seeking real help.
Because someone taped underneath a desk is super easy to miss.
Actual conversation that actually happened
Another theater story that definitely happened
Pyramid Scheming Mom Teaches Her Kid Magical Thinking
Why do I highly doubt this. Most of my ubers are not very vocal
Amazing hacker saves the day
And then she revealed herself to be Howard Schultz
I will never understand the trend of making stuff up your “kids” say on social media
This kid loves manual labor
These boyfriends truly are rich
On a list of the top 10 hottest chili peppers in the world
Random guy next to me: *high fives*
A preykin bravely explains his insticts to his friend
All three came down with Autism WITHIN HOURS OF GETTING VACCINATED
Warning: vaccines make you magnetic
mental illness (#2)
that child didnt say that
Single mom the musical
On a video saying it can Change your eye color to green just by watching
What magazine has a full map AND a picture of Jesus?
You guys, this TOTES is a real-life thing and not just a show on FOX.
As you do
*eyes rolling 360 degrees*
This guy posts shit like this on Facebook almost daily. I don't even know why I'm friends with him anymore.
Completely flattered and full of it