That's an argument he can win

4mo · ·

Outstanding move

8mo · ·

Thats the best last name

7mo · ·

Dad joke

10mo · ·

Technically the much-more-impressive-sounding truth

11mo · ·

There is no perfect tru....

6mo · ·

Not his president

2mo · ·

A penis is like life...

2mo · ·

Hmmm

7mo · ·

Ah, american jokes

7mo · ·

Fair enough

8mo · ·

Radiation

8mo · ·

Amazing comment

10mo · ·

Probably yes

1mo · ·

Thought this might belong here. I would totally eat 6 donuts and be no worse off than drinking 1 coke

8mo · ·

Exactly bro

11mo · ·

Better check the meter

5mo · ·

Do you agree? Was he the main character all along?

10mo · ·

A Professor's slide had this. Hmmmmmmmm.

9mo · ·

The truth behind the pyramids.

8mo · ·

Chickens can’t afford umbrellas 🤷🏼‍♀️

4mo · ·

In a way?

1yr · ·

My local newspaper has jokes..

4mo · ·

Best sex drug.

6mo · ·

The Matrix but with cows.

8mo · ·

its not sex

5mo · ·

We're just too busy!!!

10mo · ·

Woah dude

9mo · ·

Former record holder

1mo · ·

Thats alot of data

8mo · ·

Well yes buy actullay yes

3mo · ·

Apparently the new lifesaver brand watch.

6mo · ·

Different kinds of luck

3wk · ·

Why SNES titles aren't available for the 3DS

1yr · ·

He’s got a good point

10mo · ·

uhhhh.. yeaahh boneless.....

2mo · ·

Mmmm

1yr · ·

Its bigger I swear!...

5mo · ·

Math genius

11mo · ·

I meaaan

11mo · ·

Why is this correct?

4mo · ·

another bingo for extinction

1mo · ·

Go see for yourself. Its true.

2wk · ·

And im only 15.

10mo · ·

Choppity chop

3mo · ·

It IS a tip....

8mo · ·

Indeed life changing

1wk · ·

Well...

10mo · ·

The traveler aka the pizza man

6mo · ·

I don't need no dummy

9mo · ·

Can Confirm

9mo · ·

You can't deny it....

8mo · ·

Oh Phoebe

1wk · ·

Whose feet should I put them on?

6mo · ·

I am iron man

10mo · ·

Can’t argue with that

8mo · ·

Hide your christians!

7mo · ·

Tasty humans...

11mo · ·

This post shocks me...

7mo · ·

And the smell lets parents know it’s working!

1mo · ·

Careful it's soup

6mo · ·

It may seem sexist, but it's the truth...for now

1yr · ·

guess im not pretending enough

6mo · ·

Well then

5mo · ·

Dress code.

1mo · ·

Probably best to use the asphalt...

4mo · ·

It's not untrue?

4mo · ·

Some questions are better left unasked.

6mo · ·

This guys video game logic

2mo · ·

She doesn't drink

10mo · ·

Odin never lets us down

1mo · ·

All the same

1wk · ·

No no technically he has a point

3mo · ·

Hope this isnt a repost

5mo · ·

Finally!

1mo · ·

points were made

3mo · ·

Huh, guess that works.

8mo · ·

Cursed_dead_people

7mo · ·

Technically a chair

1wk · ·

Just because it’s true, doesn’t mean I like it

10mo · ·

Someone take me out.

9mo · ·

Animals tend to only grow when alive

3mo · ·

15 meters

1wk · ·

Never would have suspected

4mo · ·

It doesn’t.

7mo · ·

We had it right before

8mo · ·

Oh dear God.

6mo · ·

We share his pain

11mo · ·

What an amazing pen

4mo · ·

He’s OK

1wk · ·

Shockingly true

9mo · ·

I was born young

9mo · ·

Technically the Queen

3mo · ·

He is telling us the truth

11mo · ·

Thanks for the tip

7mo · ·

Show your thinking

9mo · ·

Come out

2mo · ·

Don’t have the money

10mo · ·

She is happy now

4mo · ·

TTT

7mo · ·

British Thanksgiving

9mo · ·

I wonder what the theme park ride will be like

8mo · ·

Technically True

5mo · ·

Got em.

1yr · ·

It really does take 7 minutes off

11mo · ·

*looks for the nearest mirror*

8mo · ·

Those tricksters

7mo · ·

I did not expect to see that answer

7mo · ·

Indeed.

7mo · ·

Feet are confusing

6mo · ·

I would have to agree

1yr · ·

Learning how to do them would be nice

8mo · ·

*sad blinding noises*

9mo · ·

I don’t remember

10mo · ·

To infinity and beyond

9mo · ·

I mean..

2yr · ·

Humans these days...

7mo · ·

An interesting title

1yr · ·

Never lie to the police

10mo · ·

Honesty is key In a relationship

1yr · ·

Petition to make this the sub pic

1yr · ·

A+

7mo · ·

Discussion on what crazy event could happen next.

7mo · ·

It's true, though. Context is everything, especially in parenting...

11mo · ·

Civil War summed up. Any marvel fans?

6mo · ·

This makes me laugh every time

2mo · ·

I present you the intergalactic truth.

10mo · ·

*bloop*

11mo · ·

I think that this belongs here

1yr · ·

Dead Chicken with Old Milk

4mo · ·

Was watching an episode of Between Two Ferns when I see this

10mo · ·

Adver “ti” semen “ts”

1yr · ·

Just sayin

9mo · ·

Ahh, a cultured one

11mo · ·

Well I guess...

1yr · ·

How else would we get in?

8mo · ·

I can’t see it but metal doesn’t float

10mo · ·

He never said love your neighbor conditionally

5mo · ·

Cheating is no more

7mo · ·

The perfect Date :)

4mo · ·

Go to work people

9mo · ·

only pictures of fans given as promised

6d · ·

More than an asshole

1mo · ·