everything is just a dictionary remix

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thanks Disney. (Ariana looking fine tho)

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It is a table

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Thats the best last name

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Moonlight is sunlight with extra steps

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This is NOT a human being.

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He is become ruthless.

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The right path that is in the left

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Well he did ask for newts..

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Well, they are for sure...

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i won't forgive you for that

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Humiliation fetish

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break bones not hearts

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God level editing

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A tough cookie to crack

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He's freezing too probably

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Doesn’t look like an iPhone.

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I have won but at what cost

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Millions of Americans just clutched their pearls

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He didn't fight.

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Definitely not a kangaroo

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What seems to be the problem?

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What runs in your family?

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Outstanding move

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From a pilot near you.

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nobody cares about the election

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Its still anime so..............

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this is a FireWork (someone crosspost this on r/dadjokes)

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What’s cookies though?

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Leslie Nielsen had the best one liners.

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Do you know where your kids are?

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Oh my god this monster

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Well you gotta be more specific

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I wonder what's the reason...

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Obviously

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Would you look at that

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Skipping breakfast would save money

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Several states away actually

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It even swims quite sufficiently

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He got a point.

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My English teacher has this in her classroom

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Only people good at math will get this one.... and its actually funny.

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Life savings

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I’m broke in my country but a millionaire in Vietnam

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Touch or No Touch

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Here's a Whale Fact! 🐳

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They are too Rich!!

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he a little confused, but he's got the spirit.

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What can i say... that aged well..

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Heat that shit up

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Tokyo is, in fact, in Japan

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Stayed tuned for more amazing facts

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A double technical truth

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He got what he asked for

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Cows don’t kill sharks

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Full Self Driving 1.0

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It was filmed on location

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You know... 5G is 5G

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Well, he’s a 19yo male

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Technically, 911 is a phone number

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When is the deluxe edition coming out?

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No flaw in this logic

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Any time is specific

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Uhh

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He can finally FLY.!

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He's actually right tho

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Or the couch too

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Just one big kettle

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The best environmentalists are.....

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gotta keep the kids safe

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Such dedication!

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That’s one way of being professional

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aye i suppose it is

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Work smart, not hard.

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My brain expected a big number, but okay

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Your problems do start after you are born...

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Childbirth is not that bad for everyone

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A penis is like life...

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Eloquently put I say

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There's one more if you are lucky

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What a brave guy

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Well, in Europe you'll get 311223.

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They could have just said chicken sandwich

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Thanks Google

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The misinformation is crazy

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Someone needs science class

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He’s solved the case, we can all move on now...

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Wow ! He is so smart

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How high is he?

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Makes sense to me

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Didn’t see it that way before

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Why does the caption have no relation with the pics she posted?

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He's trying his best, ok?

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Always thought this was true...

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Dad joke

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Well played sirs, well played.

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Gotta be inclusive to the non-americans

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This is an outstanding move 😎

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“My son is so creative!”

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Oh no, not the authorities...

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weather is lovely over here

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Fire Pokemon vs Ash

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He did have one job.

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It's true, y'all hiring

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Not his president

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50 Cent isn’t even a coin and Ice Cube isn’t even an ice cube

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Bebe be idiot

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The chicken also can’t afford a coat

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you need to be bigger

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It's a fish eat fish world

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Learned everything I needed in high school

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soo .is it bigger ?? seriously.....

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G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D

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Dylan ruined the moment

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Can't help but think one was a little better

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I don’t see anything imperfect here

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He does get it

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MIT got burned

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No improvement, no decline

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In the photo that's not me

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Liquid is a state. Just not of America.

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Oranges, the most honest fruit

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So I guess neither are healthy at this point.

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Modern problems require modern solutions

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I am not even mad

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Must be hard as a parent

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He is speaking the language of truth

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Please, do explain this??

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Love Defies Section 154 of the Railway Act

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My pets have tripled in size

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I think most of us could...

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Can’t argue with his logic

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oh... well at least their town can brag about something

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Happy Easter!

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Finally, the answers I have been looking for

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Physics memes for you.

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Toph would be proud

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Little confusing but true

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You can't say that that's not a sandwich

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The Name's Bond... James Bond

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Money talks.

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This guy knows his games

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Ah yes, boiling water

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It really does take forever

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Heat that shit up

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Batman might be a bit more powerful than that explanation

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Dear vegans... wait, what?!

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Redheads Are Clearly Orange

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Quite a controversial take

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