to criticize Bernie Sanders
To commit a hate crime
to show support
To return toilet paper
there was an attempt to prove the earth is flat
to have equal standards
To escape cops while drunk as fuck
To take pictures of what you see in Virtual Reality
to criticize millennials
To make a closing prison bad news
To write an interesting article
To criticize victims of rape
To stay composed after seeing a fan dancing
To make millenials look bad
To generalize young people
to protect and serve
To seduce a cop.
To pass with a gun
To shame a job field
To give kids homework
To Help women
To make a point against abortion
To make fun of a PC
To burgle
To run from a flying predator
To be a professional company
To contrast Generations
To misinform
To detect alien communications
to pass security
to criticize Canada's Health Care
To make a joke
To say no
to make his death look like a suicide
To not be heard
to not take responsibility
To prevent coronavirus
To make themselves look good
To desexualize boobs
To be a professional victim
To have an interesting shower thought
To stop your kid from driving
To cage a bunny
to insult women
To Gatekeep a holiday
To sexualize women
To call out improper flag hanging guidelines.
To do math..
To downplay a pandemic
To sound smart
To dress up like a matrix character....
To criticize a news article about hippys
To make fun of Islam
to end socialism
To prove that Patton Oswalt is a Failed Comedian
To operate a pizza correctly
There was an attempt to promote christianity
To be cute and kinky
To prove abortion is murder
to eat boiled eggs
To negotiate..
To be alive
To not pay rent
To make fun of Ramadan
To insult atheism
To Math.
To understand a joke
to catch it
To insult women
To sell used yoga pants
To sound woke
To ask for a date
To act kind
To motivate everyone
To stand up for the joker
To break the game
To make his death look like a suicide.
To be cute
To downplay a father
to act out a robbery on live TV
To save plastic
To ask for gold
to make fun of a bird
To be non-binary
To be a badass
To be mind blowing
To kick a ball
To punish a child
To suggest a new idea
To use drones for justice
To draw heart
To befriend a porcupine.
To prevent the homeless from sleeping here
To jump like his bro
to run to the camera
to be openly racist and sexist.
To arrest a “drug dealer”.
To clamp a car
To cry sexism
An Attempt To Understand Taxes
To be Neutral
To be sexist
To cure cancer
To be different
To catch the food
To make a pun
To get a pentagram tattoo
To eat a mozzarella stick
To be a journalist
To market her oils
to have your friend's back.
to be taken seriously at at a city council meeting
To get drinks
To criticize a garbage man
to make a dark mode only meme
Maybe the dog didn’t want to be a snitch
There was an attempt to catfish
To say that boomer is a racial slur
To be an animal activist
To have a Black Friday week sale.
There was an attempt to use facial recognition.
