to cross through a backyard

1mo ⋅ ⋅

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To make Elon step down

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To “hit and run” my parked car

2mo ⋅

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...to let the public decide the name of a school.

10mo ⋅

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To have a drink at lunch.

8mo ⋅

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To fight racism

1yr ⋅

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To ban this image

1yr ⋅

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To use a hammer

6mo ⋅

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To pose with your bowl of ramen at an Asian restaurant.

7mo ⋅

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To hurt this guy

3yr ⋅

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To see the Oscar’s in the fifth row.

2mo ⋅

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To locate a man with a cannabis farm in his attic

2mo ⋅

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to go outside

1yr ⋅

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To cross the border and sell cocaine

1mo ⋅

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to be taken seriously at at a city council meeting

3yr ⋅

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To protect you from cancer!

5mo ⋅

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to produce tears during the act of crying.

1yr ⋅

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To shame a coach

3yr ⋅

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To concentrate on coach's advice

10mo ⋅

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to make grilled cheese in an air fryer.

7mo ⋅

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to teach kids some math

1yr ⋅

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to claim that only one gender has to consent while drunk, and the other one is a rapist. How do you feel about this?

11mo ⋅

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To display plus size clothes without causing offence

4mo ⋅

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To make a baked potato

7mo ⋅

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to ride without a seat belt

8mo ⋅

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To get a good pic of his appearance at a school assembly

10mo ⋅

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To rob a bank with knife

10mo ⋅

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To give the dog a pool

1yr ⋅

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to hack a smartphone

11mo ⋅

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To have nice and fun hallowen decoration

10mo ⋅

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To stop this kid

1yr ⋅

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to do math

9mo ⋅

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To appreciate people you work with

10mo ⋅

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To be a good hunter

1yr ⋅

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To take a jab at Joe

9mo ⋅

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To get a majestic vid of bumblebee

2yr ⋅

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To revenge

3yr ⋅

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to vandalize a Van Gogh painting (there's glass over it...)

8mo ⋅

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To eat the burrito

2yr ⋅

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To fly to New York

1yr ⋅

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To leave a bad review

2mo ⋅

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To support the “Canada First” rally.

1yr ⋅

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To hide the Price Tag

9mo ⋅

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To shave a cat

6mo ⋅

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to rest comfortably

3mo ⋅

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To be employable

9mo ⋅

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to make frog sausage rolls

5mo ⋅

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To kick a balloon full of water

1yr ⋅

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To bite the guy

1yr ⋅

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To Spell Mississippi

5mo ⋅

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To make a positive statement about law enforcement

2yr ⋅

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To keep tourists away

11mo ⋅

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to scare away a prankster

1yr ⋅

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To thank someone

11mo ⋅

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To have an “er” theme day at school

9mo ⋅

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to stop the train

3yr ⋅

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to get Uber Eats to stop delivering unordered food.

1yr ⋅

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To Present a Political Opinion

1yr ⋅

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to celebrate father's day

9mo ⋅

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to be thankful to your workers

3mo ⋅

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To not pay the Painter

1yr ⋅

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To choose a sexual orientation...

1yr ⋅

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To create an artificial coral reef and conserve environement.

1yr ⋅

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To copy Hooman

2yr ⋅

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To be clever.

1yr ⋅

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to kill a toy

2yr ⋅

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to install an air conditioning unit

9mo ⋅

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To make a cute panorama picture

2yr ⋅

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To throw a russian victory day parade, tanks displayed 2020 vs 2023.

2wk ⋅

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to stop me from downloading a new browser

1yr ⋅

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To draw a front facing horse

1yr ⋅

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to have a secret meeting with lawyers and disguise it as golf

9mo ⋅

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To be anti-government

10mo ⋅

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to be permanently branded as wise.

8mo ⋅

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to be inspirational

1yr ⋅

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to stash it

3yr ⋅

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To cook smiley buns

1yr ⋅

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to get free

2yr ⋅

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to be inclusive

1yr ⋅

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To get sprinkled

2yr ⋅

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To make a nest

2mo ⋅

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to prevent bird from perching on a building ledge

1yr ⋅

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To escape cops while drunk as fuck

3yr ⋅

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To beat a breath test

1yr ⋅

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to hide

1yr ⋅

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To be helpful

1yr ⋅

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To face swap.

1yr ⋅

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to be a sharp shooter

3mo ⋅

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.. to stop the dog's distraction

11mo ⋅

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To surprise the Hooman unknowingly !

2yr ⋅

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To grab a toy

1yr ⋅

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to be very very human

1yr ⋅

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To create a children's game

1yr ⋅

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To be racist

2yr ⋅

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To take pictures of what you see in Virtual Reality

4yr ⋅

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To get a coherent tatoo

3mo ⋅

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To shame a coach

1yr ⋅

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to chill

3yr ⋅

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To make a positive statement about police

10mo ⋅

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to hide

1yr ⋅

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to attack

3yr ⋅

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By UC Davis to sanitize its online image after ugly pepper spray episode by spending $175000

1yr ⋅

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To stay composed after seeing a fan dancing

4yr ⋅

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to raise her self-esteem

1yr ⋅

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To interrupt a concert.

6mo ⋅

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To end a mouse problem

9mo ⋅

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To send a peace message

1yr ⋅

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to be mean

2yr ⋅

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To steal

3yr ⋅

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To blame homosexuality

3yr ⋅

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To catch the toy

2yr ⋅

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To hide the “B” grade by The Health Department

11mo ⋅

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To do math (60+22+8+20=110)

11mo ⋅

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To pass with a gun

3yr ⋅

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to motivate

1yr ⋅

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to drive

1yr ⋅

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To seduce a cop.

4yr ⋅

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To stop thieves

1yr ⋅

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To measure a Monitor

9mo ⋅

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To seduce a cop.

2yr ⋅

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to get dressed.

11mo ⋅

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to draw the continental U.S. from memory. Can you guess where I’m from?

9mo ⋅

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to Inspire graduate students.

1yr ⋅

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To take away car privileges...

2yr ⋅

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To sneak a photo of Kelsey Grammer

2yr ⋅

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To run from a flying predator

3yr ⋅

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to save the teens

2yr ⋅

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To write some nice calligraphy

3yr ⋅

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At Vacationing in Cancun

2yr ⋅

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to show support to Ukraine

1yr ⋅

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To detect alien communications

3yr ⋅

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to be patriotic.

1yr ⋅

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to keep up the row

3yr ⋅

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to bake some hearty cookies

7mo ⋅

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To spell KGB

10mo ⋅

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to order a birthday cake for Matt.

4mo ⋅

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