CB thinks I'm a chat bot...
Private college is upset that i donated to a broke charity they run and not them. (removed prior for identifying info, fixed now)
Friend of my Ex has been using my Netflix details without my knowledge for years. Calls me cheap!
Amber the entitled treasurer (who couldn't comprehend 10%) finds the Reddit post about her and loses her shit.
Military Spouse Demanding to Have her next Meal for Free
They’ve had to explain this to Choosey Beggars so many times, they have a list.
It always gets worse with Christmas
Local independent movie theater.
I made this a sticker after someone backed out of paying for a commission, saying the 50% up front was more than enough to cover it. They never got the final art, but feel free to use this for whenever you get your own choosey beggars.
Encountered one on reddit - I received platinum a while back and it came with 700 complimentary reddit coins, so I’ve been giving silver to posts/comments that I enjoyed. Apparently it’s not enough. Should’ve probably purchased more RC’s from my money to give them gold MINIMUM.
My buddy is a tattoo artist. He’s also my personal hero.
All these teens do is play Fortnite and take drugs! They should work for me for free!
I teach swimming to kids for free even though i was offered money. Mombie demands that I have to teach her son exclusively. And to give her the money offered as i don't need it.
I follow a professional painter who is dealing with some corporate choosing beggars. Wtf?
I was giving away a free dishwasher on Craigslist and caught one in the wild!
A brilliant way to deal with influencers
Friend is upset I won’t let him use my new car to get laid
Entitled treasure at a charity can't comprehend how 10% works.... So I'm a thief
Financial Aid for a KitchenAid
My friend got shorted by a pretty major influencer
CB has an app idea for me
I missed out on some serious cash :(
There's always one.
Not open during a CAT 5 hurricane? 1 star for you!
Two years ago I saw that guy with the gas can begging for money. Tried to give him four dollars, but he said he doesn’t take anything less than five. After that I saw him there everyday for months. Turns out he’s a fraud with a new Jeep and a nice house. Been following him with this sign since.
Waitress only accepts tips over 10$
Not mine but holy stupidity
Classmate slept over and borrowed my Powerbeats pro...
CB compares my rates to a hooker.... He's also a known millionaire here
You know he’s broke
Owner responds to ridiculous review of his auto shop
Choosing beggars are expecting more from free movie showings
Background dancer gets an offer from a music video director looking for free labor. Said dancer decides to counter with their own offers
Where do you want to meet you
Choosing Beggar wants free drawing from a professional artist, ends up getting trolled.
Local BBQ place with free beer calls out specific Yelper for being a CB. Love the food and the attitude at this place.
Bridezilla wanted photos before they were paid for; defamed photographer online when they refused; now she must pay over a million after photographer sued her
He's going to pay with experience bucks
I finally caught one in the wild.
Credit to the artist @eattherichcomic
My mechanic telling it how it is. Support artists and labor folk!
What a winner!
Aunt doesn’t like that I asked her to pay shipping
I don't get to experience these much.
You can’t be serious.
The Ol' Switcheroo
After giving out 7100 gold I gave my last 100 to this guy
Girl begging for someone to take her out to eat despite being taken out multiple times because sushi doesn't count
Can't go any lower than that.
Uh oh. I think he is going to hack me.
How dare you spend all your hard earned money on yourself
A greedy boss makes the worst sign
Am I being a choosing beggar?
I love small business owners
Friend’s husband doesn’t want to pay me for babysitting because I won’t paint a free painting from them. Even when I told them I’d do it for very cheap if they bought the canvas.
CB at Wally World thinks they deserve a discount because the kayak got wet
She really wants him to change his dog name, the dog came first
Choosing beggars: Halloween Edition
120 shitty crayons
Can I have a birthday discount?
I wonder if he’s still driving around looking for my house..
Schools closed for 2 weeks, local pizza shop offers free food for kids...
Sparkling Water (Credit to the artist Colmscomics)
A friend of one of my employees is looking for a cheap car...I tried so hard to keep my cool.
Someone ordered and paid for a medium pizza at our work and asked us to make it a large in the notes
I tried to teach my daughter better than this...
Snowboard CB returns on another account after finding posts [PART 3]
10% is not a discount
I’ll do anything for work, but I won’t do that.
Bake me a cake or I'll tell HR on you (Reupload to hide names)
My old classmate wrote this interesting thing
It's too pennies!
Foreigners go backpacking and begs for locals to fund the rest of their travel expenses.
63 Sandwiches in 1 1/2 hours!?! How dare they!
My mum is an artificial florist and had an ‘influencer’ with 70k followers ask for free wedding flowers for exposure.
I tried to give away two harnesses that no longer fit my dog. Did not go well
Wants me to use my company account to loan him money
Not your usual ChoosingBeggar
Lady wants barely-used computer for $25
Don't be this type of person
Somebody wanted me to 3D print them something I'd made for myself and shared a picture of on Facebook
Sister sent me this...she was blocked immediately after
Dude gets a new phone number after I blocked his first one.
If only life was like this, then we wouldn’t need a subreddit for Choosing Beggars.
> report job
That’s just being a dick.
Great thank you I will put you down
This is my spotify account which I pay for, I share it with my sister on the agreement that you can use it only when I'm not on it, but whenever she's in a bad mood she thinks she deserves priority so she can listen to her happy music.
This groomer is definitely prepared for all the CB’s
The opposite of a CB!
But I only have 800 dollars
It's cheaper in China! Give it to me for that price or I'll report you for mocking my disability!
Choosing mother tries to trick good guy neighbor into paying child support.
How DARE you have any kind of life outside of work
Literal choosing beggar.
This store knows
“I am homeless with 2 kids please” but I need to buy these headphones
The appropriate response to CBs
Tried to be fun by giving out a silver but apparently that’s not enough for some entitled people 🤦♂️. I’m blue and CB is red. Had to censor the names for Reddit’s policy or something
Are you still coming?
I will not pay for material.
Change not good enough for beggar
So I was selling 32gb of ram and asking $150 (Canada) and got this gem
Drive 500 miles to look at my soil!
Kid (I assume) tries to trade my old PC for nudes of his sister
Women’s feels entitled to free ice cream when she sees a young girl get free ice cream.
You know that one friend that only messages you when they need something... This is her.
Selling a used iMac for 1200$, woman asks “how low” I would sell it for, or if I’d take 800 and some jewelry she makes. Oh and I also ruined Christmas.
CB at Walmart wants to add groceries.
“Hey you should put your phone number in the ad so people can contact you and ask you more questions!” Great idea brain.
A beggar thought this would make him look good on a local service industry page.
My son failed to inform me that his ex-roommate was a Netflix freeloader.
My first encounter in the wild, on Rover. I tried.
14 year olds are greasy
Facebook friend made the mistake of giving someone money. Got to love the spirit of the holidays.
Beggar writes one star review on Yelp and gets an answer from store owner
Started making some Fortnite thumbnails for a bit of side cash, ran into this.
It's Free Pool
Beat him at his own game
The biggest CB of all.
UPDATE: Turns out ol Gimmy Yeetboi was trying to steal $550 from me, now their party has no live entertainment ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Logan Paul might be a choosing beggar...
This is is our takeaways version of exposure
She wants the free
The disrespect to makeup artists.
This guy gets it
Why can't anyone help me? I don't know lady, maybe because you think a random cooking blog is your own personal Google?
NEVER make a bill of sale that shows less than what you sold the car for!
Guy wants 5 companies to compete for his business, but he's paying half what the job is worth.....Bonus startup company
Fuck You and Your Bubble Tea
I clip horses to make some extra money and got this message today...
Acquaintance left message tearfully *begging* me to take in her sickly untrained dog that she’s about to drop off at the shelter. When I reluctantly agree to help take the dog in, she then demands $450 from me. 🙄
i finally got one lol
My family owns small moving company. Seems like even when we do everything right, we’re still wrong. (Ps all of our 50+ reviews are 5 star except this one)
I know absolutely nothing about computers, help me out? Also I need you, kind Internet stranger, to pay for it
He got what he paid for
a high school acquaintance hit me up asking for earrings. the last time we spoke, she was absolutely off the shits and called me slurs so i don’t know what she was expecting
Woman freaks out over being offered a FREE android phone (Original got deleted by accident)
Chinese nail product company doesn’t like that I’m an honest reviewer
I'm stealing but 1 star because you caught me
Why Can't You Just Do All The Work For Me?