CB thinks I'm a chat bot...
Friend of my Ex has been using my Netflix details without my knowledge for years. Calls me cheap!
Private college is upset that i donated to a broke charity they run and not them. (removed prior for identifying info, fixed now)
Encountered one on reddit - I received platinum a while back and it came with 700 complimentary reddit coins, so I’ve been giving silver to posts/comments that I enjoyed. Apparently it’s not enough. Should’ve probably purchased more RC’s from my money to give them gold MINIMUM.
I teach swimming to kids for free even though i was offered money. Mombie demands that I have to teach her son exclusively. And to give her the money offered as i don't need it.
All these teens do is play Fortnite and take drugs! They should work for me for free!
Financial Aid for a KitchenAid
Amber the entitled treasurer (who couldn't comprehend 10%) finds the Reddit post about her and loses her shit.
A brilliant way to deal with influencers
Entitled treasure at a charity can't comprehend how 10% works.... So I'm a thief
Two years ago I saw that guy with the gas can begging for money. Tried to give him four dollars, but he said he doesn’t take anything less than five. After that I saw him there everyday for months. Turns out he’s a fraud with a new Jeep and a nice house. Been following him with this sign since.
CB compares my rates to a hooker.... He's also a known millionaire here
I was giving away a free dishwasher on Craigslist and caught one in the wild!
Can't go any lower than that.
Not mine but holy stupidity
This guy added me as a friend and asked for a free game.
I tried to give away two harnesses that no longer fit my dog. Did not go well
Choosing Beggar wants free drawing from a professional artist, ends up getting trolled.
Sister sent me this...she was blocked immediately after
My mechanic telling it how it is. Support artists and labor folk!
Local BBQ place with free beer calls out specific Yelper for being a CB. Love the food and the attitude at this place.
I finally caught one in the wild.
This store knows
It's cheaper in China! Give it to me for that price or I'll report you for mocking my disability!
I will not pay for material.
Selling a used iMac for 1200$, woman asks “how low” I would sell it for, or if I’d take 800 and some jewelry she makes. Oh and I also ruined Christmas.
This groomer is definitely prepared for all the CB’s
You know that one friend that only messages you when they need something... This is her.
Are you still coming?
My old classmate wrote this interesting thing
Bake me a cake or I'll tell HR on you (Reupload to hide names)
I’ll do anything for work, but I won’t do that.
She really wants him to change his dog name, the dog came first
Wants me to use my company account to loan him money
This guy gets it
That’s just being a dick.
63 Sandwiches in 1 1/2 hours!?! How dare they!
NEVER make a bill of sale that shows less than what you sold the car for!
Foreigners go backpacking and begs for locals to fund the rest of their travel expenses.
Why can't anyone help me? I don't know lady, maybe because you think a random cooking blog is your own personal Google?
Somebody wanted me to 3D print them something I'd made for myself and shared a picture of on Facebook
Lady wants barely-used computer for $25
I know absolutely nothing about computers, help me out? Also I need you, kind Internet stranger, to pay for it
WTF? I get stuff like this pretty regularly now.
The biggest CB of all.
The most pathetic choosing beggar of them all
But I only have 800 dollars
Some people really have no shame these days
Not your usual ChoosingBeggar
Fuck You and Your Bubble Tea
This should be the new pic.
This is my spotify account which I pay for, I share it with my sister on the agreement that you can use it only when I'm not on it, but whenever she's in a bad mood she thinks she deserves priority so she can listen to her happy music.
state of the sub
Entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase free or she's going to the media
Yes, of course I'll do my job for free for a stranger...
Kid (I assume) tries to trade my old PC for nudes of his sister
a high school acquaintance hit me up asking for earrings. the last time we spoke, she was absolutely off the shits and called me slurs so i don’t know what she was expecting
Quite literally choosing beggar
Acquaintance left message tearfully *begging* me to take in her sickly untrained dog that she’s about to drop off at the shelter. When I reluctantly agree to help take the dog in, she then demands $450 from me. 🙄
I clip horses to make some extra money and got this message today...
It's Free Pool
Drive 500 miles to look at my soil!
Sign at my local tattoo shop
It’s a win-win situation
You know what they say: A picture’s worth a thousand people telling you to think of the exposure.
Women’s feels entitled to free ice cream when she sees a young girl get free ice cream.
Entitled shareholders upset people who actually work get money before them
Guy who hacked my PS4 account admits it, and would like some more free games pls.
Needs a miracle, but not that one.
CB at Walmart wants to add groceries.
Chinese nail product company doesn’t like that I’m an honest reviewer
No uggos. NEXT!
i finally got one lol
Im a nursing manager at a healthcare organization. A former acquaintance I haven’t talked to in years reached out in response to my post about looking for help for a CNA/MA position, and then I ruined her Christmas.
I thought y’all would like this
Well isn't she a keeper...
A hamster cage, that's free....just wow
This guy cracks me up lol
My first encounter in the wild, on Rover. I tried.
She wants the free
The sheer audacity of someone who stopped associating with our friend circle to pursue a richer life.
Started making some Fortnite thumbnails for a bit of side cash, ran into this.
A friend of mine just sent me this. Why is it that cash ready means you should get an incredible deal?
Customer wants a tattoo artist to issue them an inconvenience fee for setting them up with an artist who was an ex-con
Choosing beggars don’t like free beer at local BBQ joint
“They give me a discount but I wanted more, one star rating!!”
Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.
Beggar writes one star review on Yelp and gets an answer from store owner
Country level CB
He got what he paid for
UPDATE: Turns out ol Gimmy Yeetboi was trying to steal $550 from me, now their party has no live entertainment ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
A review on an apartment that caught my eye
Girl on Tinder wants Korean BBQ
Snagged my first!
A restaurant review I stumbled on. The customer is so many kinds of wrong.
Send me for free, you wimp
Help design for us, not someone money driven. <3
I love Twitter
Give me your belongings at the price I want or IM CALLING THE NEWS
Then you dont get a tip
I'll give you exposure
Selling a camera for $600. The guy says he can only pay in cash and turns up with $370 and expects it’ll be fine. I didn’t even get out of my car. Just drove away.
I sent her to an empty lot.
Bratty cousin stole my Netflix password and when I changed it he wants me to it to him.
Her toddler will die of dehydration before drinking from a lidless cup.
I’m such a dumb bitch of a sister because I won’t watch over our cousin for her 😪 my family is full of entitled choosing beggars
Hungry, but not that hungry
How are my kids supposed to live without JUICE?!
Yeah, I think 85 dollars is worth it to NOT be put into jail.
I won't invite you to my Baby shower, but you BETTER GET ME A GIFT.
Selling a new game
I want a free flight on my schedule. Make it happen.
Thought I'd do something nice for someone I used to go to highschool with. I know how tough it can be going through college without a laptop. My mistake, I guess.
I'm trying to sell my Ford truck. As you can see, it did not go well.
My buddy works at a hardware store in the paint department. Keep in mind the nearest Home Depot is 30 min away.
Bride cancels her wedding because her guests didn't donate a $1,500 each to fund the event
We never talk outside school and she wants me to pay her meal
Because college now requires you to have a smart watch.
oh if i only had a brain
Co-worker wants me to go out and get her dinner all because she had an operation only TWO WEEKS ago.
CB wants my adult coloring book for 9,000 exposure bucks
A quest in Old School Runescape where you have to give food to a starving man in a cave. This is what happens when you give two of the same type of food.
Woman Gets Trolled After She Gets Too Choosy
Does this work?
My artwork is easy to recreate so I should give it away free!
So you want me to unsell my car and are offering me less than it sold for ....
Don't offer me a ride if you're not also willing to pay for parking
My old friend blocked me for not giving him my Air-Pods.
He didn’t do his part on the group project, gets mad that other group does not let him in and I won’t put his name on the paper (I ended up doing all the work).
Choosing Beggar angry about being kicked out of cafe with free WiFi for bringing in food from a different restaurant
PIN IT IDIOT
International flights are cheap, right?
1 star review because I'm too busy to take his work.... And bonus apology
Everyone named Sheldon gets a free laptop.
A friend got this today...wth!
The average Choosing Beggar
Artists hate this one negotiating trick
I need a free 100-mile bus trip for 20 people and don't you dare offer me any less.
Bridezillas requirements to be in her wedding party.
My friend recently graduated University as an Aesthetician and was giving away free makeup products. CB wanted a better brand and for her to deliver, then got mad when she wouldn't do either
Give me one for free and the other at a 75% discount please.
How dare they make me wait for my ridiculous last minute order?
Comes with the territory, I guess