Roses are red, his symptoms were mild

1yr ⋅ ⋅

Roses are Red, tonight will be Loud,

3yr ⋅

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Roses are read, they took me out on a gurney...

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, Shrek pees in a hut

3yr ⋅

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Oof

3yr ⋅

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Roses are Red, He was Dressed for a Dungeon

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, he's got an itch

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I am single

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, Henry Cavill is dreamy

4yr ⋅

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Roses are red and I ain't lying

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I can draw with a stencil

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I hope they approve

2yr ⋅

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Is this a lie? I'd never tell.

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, you're out of luck

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red,

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, opinions are free

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, check out what I found,

4yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I still believe in ghosts.

1yr ⋅

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I am thirsty, I need some juice

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, Amy isn't wrong,

1yr ⋅

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roses are red, when im hurt i say ouch

1yr ⋅

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My bank's robot assistant got me today.

4yr ⋅

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They're on LinkedIn, you're on reddit

2yr ⋅

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Water is clear, sometimes it's cloudy,

4yr ⋅

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You’ve lost the will to live, you’re bored out of your sack,

3yr ⋅

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Roses are Red, I shit on the Walls,

1yr ⋅

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You realize your mistake, as you flee to your Honda,

4yr ⋅

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I cannot walk, for I am stricken,

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, termites are pests

1yr ⋅

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I swear to God, this is not a pun

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, Obama beat Romney

2yr ⋅

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I postponed things of sorrow / but my sorrow still thrives!

2yr ⋅

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I must cure this itch, to leave it unscratched would be hell

1yr ⋅

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Free Hong Kong, I ain’t no snitch. Never forget,

3yr ⋅

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Give the cat celery, no sense opposing

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, prepare for my reign.

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I don’t have a ex

3yr ⋅

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Train track, Belt buckle

4yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I only need a bit

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, that’s a nice lamp

4yr ⋅

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I have a horn that I like to toot

1yr ⋅

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Gotta look like Sideshow Bob or Imma get fired :(

2yr ⋅

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I have cancer, I need a cure

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, hey man lets get out of this joint,

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, and I'm giddy with glee

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I’ll catch ya later

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, she likes younger men

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, this doesn't work as advertised

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, his love sure is true

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I grew up in a small town,

3yr ⋅

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The world is in shambles, my life is hell

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I'm browsing on Chrome,

4yr ⋅

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No one got hurt, it was a small wall,

3yr ⋅

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Her spade is a weapon, and you may have to disarm her,

2yr ⋅

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roses are red, mountains have rocks

3yr ⋅

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I'm short of breath, my dad does meth

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, my shoulders are bony

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, prepare for an attack

3yr ⋅

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I've underlined it for you, just so you'd know...

2yr ⋅

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The truth is revealed in my failure to plan,

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, ice cubes are cold,

4yr ⋅

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Life is too short, storm clouds are gray,

3yr ⋅

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My neck. My back.

3yr ⋅

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When I buy stuff for my baby, the best diaper is Huggies

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, it’s hot like hell

4yr ⋅

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Roses are red, my mind is in a flurry

3yr ⋅

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I went, I rose, I looked, I saw

2yr ⋅

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One plus one is two, five plus five is ten

5mo ⋅

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I feel sleepy, I should be in bed

2yr ⋅

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I hate my life, and I want to be free

2yr ⋅

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I will not yell, I will not lecture

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red; I have ten toes;

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, my favorite color is pink

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, what is Santa bringing?

3yr ⋅

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I am dumb, I wish I wasn’t

2yr ⋅

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It's not much, but it's a start

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red. Driver is thanked

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, collectors like stamps,

3yr ⋅

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Shiver me timbers, I am a good boy

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I drive a truck

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, violets are rad,

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, third try's the treat

4mo ⋅

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Rose's are red, space is wierd.

2yr ⋅

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When you're parched at the beach, grab yourself a Corona

2yr ⋅

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I drive a car, I ride a bike,

3yr ⋅

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Itsy bitsy teeny weeny

4yr ⋅

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Don't ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street

1yr ⋅

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Don't drive too fast, or the car may skid,

1yr ⋅

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To not would be unforgivable; one must stay alert

2yr ⋅

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It may sound silly but we appreciate your lenience. Here is...

1yr ⋅

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Soda is sweet, water is wet

3yr ⋅

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You need a lift? Just say the word.

10mo ⋅

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I read the sign, it bluntly declares

11mo ⋅

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Roses are sad, there’s too much at stake

3yr ⋅

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This is a quatrain, its verses aren't free

1yr ⋅

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I hate rice

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, MS has Paint

4yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I prefer your left tit,

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, this was not in the scripture

2yr ⋅

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I ain’t got rhythm, I ain’t got rhymes, so forgive me if this is wrong

3yr ⋅

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What’s going on here, Kowalski analysis,

3yr ⋅

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I like to travel, that much is clear

10mo ⋅

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The time has come, let's start the testing

3mo ⋅

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You don't have to understand, why the lord's message is final

2yr ⋅

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I am a Comrade, I tried to preach socialism,

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, magnets are neat!

3yr ⋅

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Follow your dreams, know your desires,

2yr ⋅

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Life’s good, I’m alright.

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, but here's the best part

4yr ⋅

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Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do

1yr ⋅

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I didn't do it, why are you so mean?

1yr ⋅

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The race is on, keep track of the time,

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, i planted a seed

3yr ⋅

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No messin’ around , no time to dily Daly

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, violets are blue,

3yr ⋅

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I really like jazz music, but I hate to sound snobby.

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I’m from Siberia

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, Italians say ciao

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, compliments make me blush

3yr ⋅

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We'll all be like bears, who have found too much honey

3yr ⋅

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My life is pain, I’m just a coward

4yr ⋅

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roses are red, i baked a pie

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I love to wear pants,

3yr ⋅

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Violets are blue, roses are red

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I might have an obsession

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I’m driving a car

6mo ⋅

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Roses are red, like the butts of baboons

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, We need to assist

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, I need to pee

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, my humor may worsen,

4yr ⋅

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Violets are blue and roses are red

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, disney is choppy

1yr ⋅

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Roses are red, violets are blue

5yr ⋅

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Roses are red, my last was uncool,

2yr ⋅

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I’m a simple man, I don’t ask for much

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, my favorite saiyan is Broly,

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, ignorance is bliss

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, some parrots may talk

4yr ⋅

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Roses are red, those crackers are wheat

4yr ⋅

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Hold on a minute, I need a drink from the fountain,

2yr ⋅

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Roses are red, Hit me with a bus,

4yr ⋅

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It’s getting pretty hot, I think I need a popsicle

5yr ⋅

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Roses are red, rocks are gray

3yr ⋅

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Roses are red, why do I try,

3yr ⋅

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I hope you haven't seen this; I suck at rhymes,

2yr ⋅

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Out from the shadows, away from the strife,

2yr ⋅

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