The Man Code
I know it's fetlife, but come on!
I was trying to get some ideas for a school project
I got messaged by a Master Hacker.
Seems like a stable guy
caught me a reddit admin yeeeeee doggieeeee
Never knew it would end like that
I just made a joke and then this guy goes all rapey on me
This is how I handle a creepy PM
Don't fuck dinos guys..
Do you have smelly feet?
What a great opener
0-100 real quick, grindr is such a treat
The shit my internet friend has to deal with
She said she needed a favor but I was NOT expecting this
My girlfriend got this text this morning
Ex boyfriend from HS, 2005. He cut himself in front of me, tried to get me to run away to Mexico so we could get married, and obsessively stalked and threatened my family when I broke up with him. Haven’t spoken to him since then. And he sends me this message this morning....
I know the perfect place where you can stick that thing...
I'd never met this guy, and I'd already told him I didn't want to go round his house.
My gf sent me this msg she received
Got this creepy message from someone in my class
A guy thought I was my girlfriend because she's in my profile pic, and the result is gold.
I've discovered the cure for horny dudes and the asnwer is ducks
I thought that this would be good here too.
Got this lovely message tonight, my first unsolicited dick pic on reddit
I got threats because I said If you can't stand downvotes don't post on Reddit, that's one of the main features
Just got my 16 year old sister into using reddit. She received this in her first week.
How to win a woman's heart. Step 1: Not this
Why just why?
Holy shit!! Guy asks if he can drown me for money and then says he would have actually killed me..
I’ll admit, the creativity is there. The execution is poor, though.
Haven't Talked To You in 10 years?
From accidental racism to straight up creepy
Take a seat...
I wanna make a joke...
First message they sent me. Of course.
My sister showed me this...
Thats all folks!
“I’m so horny uwu”
My first Instagram solicitation!
Angry old guy messages a stranger and then flips out
Any Last Words?
This went from 0 to 100 real quick
the censor face is how I feel about this interaction
Well this was a first for sure... Thanks reddit!
At least he apologised?
U SAY SORRY THEN THAT
I hate people like that
And that happend...
Girl stays at hotel for 1 week a year ago. Receptionist later goes through a year's worth of customer's info files to find phone number
Man discovers secret to eternal youth, doctors hate him!
Don't be fooled by the lesbian stuff, that was in fact an indian man
Just telling the truth
Stay classy Grindr
Why i no longer use Omegle
is this the effect they think it'll have
Found on instagram
I think I've hurt the poor boy
quick backstory: j is my gf from 2 years ago. she sucked. i moved school and got a new phone (for unrelated reasons but it was convenient) but my old classmate who i'm still talking to apparently gave her my phone number. here is our conversation.
Second screenshot a friend sent me.
I still don’t understand how guys can think this is a appropriate way to introduce yourself to someone you’ve never met
I thought girls would never be like that
What else do you expect? Haha!
A female classmate sent this to me. He‘s 10/11 and he‘s going to steal your bb-gurl
Guy I went out with 5 times
I'm married, but thx for the advice 👌
Not mine, but amazing reply
I got paid today...
Tinders fun :/
I never got a reply
...and then I was left on read
played a pedo
My guinea pig went viral last month, i had it listed as a “fun fact” on my tinder bio. Got this message a couple days ago :(
I was disappointed
Ahh, a romantic
my friend wanted me to share this with you guys
He's been begging for weeks to do a sexy roleplay with me. I finally said yes. I think he regrets everything now.
He thought I was my fiancee so i had a little joke turned out harder then expected.
Never letting anyone from PSN follow me on Instagram ever again
he said rude after I banned him from a group chat he joined.
I love answering my dm’s on my drag insta
I audibly laughed but then the disgust set in
Happy Pride Month, folks.
A whole new fetish.
When you're too tired to explain twice that you don't want to sext
“let me fuck you to sleep”
This guy in someone I follow’s DMs
Facebook is a great place
It's TWAT... does this belong here?
Got a chance to use this picture tonight...
Some guys just have a way with words.
Because why wouldn't you open with this at 6am
Um.. im not a charity for horny guys
I posted in r/toastme about being a male who was sexually abused as a child and struggling to recover. Received my first weird reddit message.
Phew, that was close!
Good lord above, why me?
A guy I met as an exchange student. He sent a dickpic. Fun fact, it's not even a picture of himself. Well, he didn't even make the effort to choose a picture of someone that remotely looked like him (he's a different ethnicity and has different hair colour and all) . 😂
This dude spent hours liking my Instagram photos and then finally messaged me. I decided to respond in the kindest way I could.
I received my first creepy PM on Reddit & it took an unexpected turn once I showed no interest!
10/10 pick-up line tbh
Is this still considered as a creepypm?
Fyck you and everyone that may resemble you
It's been a minute reddit
“r u Dr. suss?”
Random Weeb Dude Tries to Role-play with me on Facebook Messenger. A tip, Ladies: Arch Dornan role-play from Fallout 2 doesn't seem to be appreciated.
My friend had that on her story
What the fuuuuck
But then again, Subway has its own little charm.
I honestly dont know why I didnt expect this on Reddit..I just didnt. Sigh.
Crosspost from r/creepyasterisks
“potentially inappropriate” yeah.. i’d say so
His response after I told him I’m not interested in him. The stench of entitlement is overwhelming
Great way to start a Monday
will u marry me?
My Bengali Princess
My new self defense mechanism
Wanna see something?
This is what my friend said to me
And this is only an excerpt...
No I don’t know what you’re saying
This guy is an avid redditor. Please make him famous.
The most over the top message ive ever received.
His persistence was astounding
Thanks! I'll keep that in mind!
he then sent me his soundcloud profile. this isn’t how you promote your music, dude.
This person doesn't know when to stop, even when I responded with completely unrelated stuff.
Easy to say I was blocked
im 14 🤠
Super Meat Boy
Friend gave this to me to post
My sisters stalker of 3 years with a new number after being blocked everywhere else.
Drowning in love