I know it's fetlife, but come on!
I was trying to get some ideas for a school project
I got messaged by a Master Hacker.
Seems like a stable guy
caught me a reddit admin yeeeeee doggieeeee
Never knew it would end like that
I just made a joke and then this guy goes all rapey on me
This is how I handle a creepy PM
Don't fuck dinos guys..
Do you have smelly feet?
What a great opener
0-100 real quick, grindr is such a treat
The shit my internet friend has to deal with
My girlfriend got this text this morning
Ex boyfriend from HS, 2005. He cut himself in front of me, tried to get me to run away to Mexico so we could get married, and obsessively stalked and threatened my family when I broke up with him. Haven’t spoken to him since then. And he sends me this message this morning....
I know the perfect place where you can stick that thing...
Got this creepy message from someone in my class
I'd never met this guy, and I'd already told him I didn't want to go round his house.
My gf sent me this msg she received
A guy thought I was my girlfriend because she's in my profile pic, and the result is gold.
I've discovered the cure for horny dudes and the asnwer is ducks
I thought that this would be good here too.
I'm not sure where he thought he was going with that
Got this lovely message tonight, my first unsolicited dick pic on reddit
SO’s housemate had to hire a locksmith last night, received this message today...
Holy shit!! Guy asks if he can drown me for money and then says he would have actually killed me..
I got threats because I said If you can't stand downvotes don't post on Reddit, that's one of the main features
Just got my 16 year old sister into using reddit. She received this in her first week.
How to win a woman's heart. Step 1: Not this
Why just why?
I’ll admit, the creativity is there. The execution is poor, though.
Haven't Talked To You in 10 years?
From accidental racism to straight up creepy
Take a seat...
I wanna make a joke...
Any Last Words?
My sister showed me this...
Thats all folks!
“I’m so horny uwu”
My first Instagram solicitation!
Angry old guy messages a stranger and then flips out
This went from 0 to 100 real quick
the censor face is how I feel about this interaction
Well this was a first for sure... Thanks reddit!
At least he apologised?
Dude messaged me a couple weeks ago asking for nudes. Told him I was a minor. My birthday just passed and I got this message.
U SAY SORRY THEN THAT
I hate people like that
Wanted me to remove my shirt, got removed from the chat
And that happend...
Girl stays at hotel for 1 week a year ago. Receptionist later goes through a year's worth of customer's info files to find phone number
Don't be fooled by the lesbian stuff, that was in fact an indian man
Man discovers secret to eternal youth, doctors hate him!
Just telling the truth
Stay classy Grindr
Why i no longer use Omegle
is this the effect they think it'll have
Found on instagram
I think I've hurt the poor boy
quick backstory: j is my gf from 2 years ago. she sucked. i moved school and got a new phone (for unrelated reasons but it was convenient) but my old classmate who i'm still talking to apparently gave her my phone number. here is our conversation.
Second screenshot a friend sent me.
I still don’t understand how guys can think this is a appropriate way to introduce yourself to someone you’ve never met
What else do you expect? Haha!
I thought girls would never be like that
A female classmate sent this to me. He‘s 10/11 and he‘s going to steal your bb-gurl
Guy I went out with 5 times
I'm married, but thx for the advice 👌
Not mine, but amazing reply
I got paid today...
Tinders fun :/
I never got a reply
...and then I was left on read
My guinea pig went viral last month, i had it listed as a “fun fact” on my tinder bio. Got this message a couple days ago :(
I literally met this guy today...
I was disappointed
Ahh, a romantic
my friend wanted me to share this with you guys
He's been begging for weeks to do a sexy roleplay with me. I finally said yes. I think he regrets everything now.
He thought I was my fiancee so i had a little joke turned out harder then expected.
Never letting anyone from PSN follow me on Instagram ever again
he said rude after I banned him from a group chat he joined.
I love answering my dm’s on my drag insta
I audibly laughed but then the disgust set in
Happy Pride Month, folks.
The Man Code
Idle threats because some creep is mad I won’t show my tits so he screenshots my snap story and tries to threaten me...how cute. I use a fake name plus Snapchat filters to distort my face so have fun buddy
A whole new fetish.
When you're too tired to explain twice that you don't want to sext
“let me fuck you to sleep”
This guy in someone I follow’s DMs
Facebook is a great place
It's TWAT... does this belong here?
Phew, that was close!
Got a chance to use this picture tonight...
Um.. im not a charity for horny guys
Some guys just have a way with words.
Because why wouldn't you open with this at 6am
Hahaha, I think I scared him away! (None of this is true, I just wanted to creep him out)
I posted in r/toastme about being a male who was sexually abused as a child and struggling to recover. Received my first weird reddit message.
A guy I met as an exchange student. He sent a dickpic. Fun fact, it's not even a picture of himself. Well, he didn't even make the effort to choose a picture of someone that remotely looked like him (he's a different ethnicity and has different hair colour and all) . 😂
Good lord above, why me?
This dude spent hours liking my Instagram photos and then finally messaged me. I decided to respond in the kindest way I could.
I received my first creepy PM on Reddit & it took an unexpected turn once I showed no interest!
10/10 pick-up line tbh
Is this still considered as a creepypm?
Fyck you and everyone that may resemble you
I honestly dont know why I didnt expect this on Reddit..I just didnt. Sigh.
It's been a minute reddit
“r u Dr. suss?”
Random Weeb Dude Tries to Role-play with me on Facebook Messenger. A tip, Ladies: Arch Dornan role-play from Fallout 2 doesn't seem to be appreciated.
My friend had that on her story
What the fuuuuck
But then again, Subway has its own little charm.
My new self defense mechanism
“potentially inappropriate” yeah.. i’d say so
Crosspost from r/creepyasterisks
His response after I told him I’m not interested in him. The stench of entitlement is overwhelming
Just cause I’m legal, doesn’t make it not weird
Great way to start a Monday
will u marry me?
My Bengali Princess
Wanna see something?
This is what my friend said to me
This cop I went on a few dates with. He ended it by deleting me from fb and ghosting me. And then months later texts me that he “misses” me, which turned into this:
No I don’t know what you’re saying
And this is only an excerpt...
This guy is an avid redditor. Please make him famous.
The most over the top message ive ever received.
This person doesn't know when to stop, even when I responded with completely unrelated stuff.
His persistence was astounding
Thanks! I'll keep that in mind!
he then sent me his soundcloud profile. this isn’t how you promote your music, dude.
He's 30. My friend is 16.