I got messaged by a Master Hacker.
Seems like a stable guy
caught me a reddit admin yeeeeee doggieeeee
Dude found out he got 4.2k upvotes on this subreddit, this is how he responds.
my charming old babysitter feels like i owe him sex
Found on instagram
He's been begging for weeks to do a sexy roleplay with me. I finally said yes. I think he regrets everything now.
My new self defense mechanism
My friend recently came out and I've tried to be supportive but she keeps sending me stuff like this and it makes me super uncomfortable.
This is how I handle a creepy PM
guy I was talking to wanted to know what I was wearing
Sell me your baby!
This thirsty mf (18) sending my sister (14) this...
Fancy sex only
I was super bored and decided to try the meet new people feature of kik. Never again
Ex boyfriend from HS, 2005. He cut himself in front of me, tried to get me to run away to Mexico so we could get married, and obsessively stalked and threatened my family when I broke up with him. Haven’t spoken to him since then. And he sends me this message this morning....
This was the best anime character arc of all time
its an order not a request how sweet.
Sent me a dick pic, talked shit, and then got scared when I threatened to go to the cops. I hope I killed his boner. Fucking prick.
Smh, who wouldn't date shrek?
Recently started talking to my dad again, his friend decided to text me after my dad sent him my selfies..
Five Year Old White Male
Email from a Harvard faculty chair to a grad student. The student posted it on Twitter.
His entire vibe did a whole 180
41 year old demands me to get on my knees.
Quarantine definitely brings things out in people. Not mine but a coworker at my job who now has to find somewhere else to stay.
Oh so I just don’t matter in May?!
Haven't Talked To You in 10 years?
Some scum bag is trying to use modeling photos I was paid for 11 years ago to extort me
I was trying to get some ideas for a school project
How to deal with unsolicited dick pics
My wife's first message on xbox live
A guy at my friend’s school sent this to a girl in the same school, and it spread so that everybody knows about it.
Ummm, how about no...
We used to be great childhood friends, actually.
My boss, who confessed his love for me after the office building closed down and we started working from home.
He want no bird
My new standard response to unsolicited dick pics
Usually lying and saying I’m 15 gets rid of creeps but this time I caught a pedophile
There’s a reason the app only lets you message people with mutual interest
I think this belongs here don't you think?
It's too early for this shit
My profile pic is literally of my face.
Keeping my promise to post this all over the Internet.
I was really, REALLY hoping this was just some twisted joke
How to charm a girl
Saw this on tumblr, yes sorry on tumblr
Tinders fun :/
Show me how those tits fart
This guy walked up to my window at 1AM the day before and this is the next morning...
Posted this to r/niceguys but the mods took it down, so here’s the story. My friend just turned 21 he wanted to grab a beer with his brother and sister. They were supposed to meet his sisters new boyfriend. But he ghosted her. Well they found out why he ghosted her the other night.
I’m 14 🧐
Im just I don’t know
it’s a new color... perhaps you’ve heard of it...
I waited so long to post this
She said she needed a favor but I was NOT expecting this
Guy Preying On Transgender Kids & Teens On Discord/Amino
I hate my old classmates... what a great message to begin the morning.
Received this on my art insta. It should be known I don’t draw MLP, rule34, furries, or animals of any kind. I don’t even do commissions.
Passive aggressive after I wouldn’t put out on first date
Never knew it would end like that
You'd make a gorgeous corpse
Same relationship I've been in for 8 months. Askin repeatedly wont change that.
Got a text from a random number today
Just tryna sell a damn dress
How To Ruin a Pervert’s “Happy Time”
pizza or chicken
Don't fuck dinos guys..
Bumped into a shameless pedophile on randochat
Do you have smelly feet?
Is this supposed to come across as funny?
What a great opener
Why do I even go on reddit
Send bob and vegne
0-100 real quick, grindr is such a treat
I told him I was underage. I don't think he cared..
This homophobic pice of garbage
I'm not sure where he thought he was going with that
The shit my internet friend has to deal with
Yeah so I’m 100% certain this is not what I was looking for... (a necessary NSFW and trigger warning)
SO’s housemate had to hire a locksmith last night, received this message today...
Got this creepy message from someone in my class
Not into that.
Ahh it’s the good ol’ “age is just a number” quote
Who are these people?
At least he tried.
So do you wanna bang or not dude
Haven't spoken in 5 years but...
Well this is funny is guess
Threatening to shoot up a girls house because she won’t fuck you
My girlfriend got this text this morning
I know the perfect place where you can stick that thing...
Thank you for showing your way out and helping me get free karma.
My girlfriend and many of her classmates recieved this desperate email....
Just got my 16 year old sister into using reddit. She received this in her first week.
Unsolicited nudes are always uncool
A guy thought I was my girlfriend because she's in my profile pic, and the result is gold.
Holy shit!! Guy asks if he can drown me for money and then says he would have actually killed me..
The father of my coworker messaged me part 2. Update in comments
Meetme is literally shit tier
Oh no, he blocked me :(
Any Last Words?
Dude messaged me a couple weeks ago asking for nudes. Told him I was a minor. My birthday just passed and I got this message.
My pics are literally just of my face, smiling
After posting the first message to CreepyPMs, the vile creep returns to stalk my account.
I'd never met this guy, and I'd already told him I didn't want to go round his house.
It took 13 minutes to go from nice cat pics to threatening to kill me
My gf sent me this msg she received
How to cheer up a lady
I thought that this would be good here too.
Got this lovely message tonight, my first unsolicited dick pic on reddit
How to win a woman's heart. Step 1: Not this
Take a seat...
I've discovered the cure for horny dudes and the asnwer is ducks
Get well soon
Is that clear??
Wanted me to remove my shirt, got removed from the chat
From accidental racism to straight up creepy
He’s 39, talking to a 16 year old
I got threats because I said If you can't stand downvotes don't post on Reddit, that's one of the main features
My first Instagram solicitation!
“I’m so horny uwu”
The father of one of my coworkers sent me these messages last night. Not totally vulgar but still creepy.
Man I just love autocorrect
Straight to the point
A man from my finance class using another girls nudes to try to seduce me? Not sure what his move was.
Why just why?
the censor face is how I feel about this interaction
Was just trying to play a nice word game
I’ll admit, the creativity is there. The execution is poor, though.
“I’m not as creepy as those other guys, I’m only kind of creepy” 🙄 30f
Creepy messages just mean that I can mess around.
A former colleague from over three years ago. Occasionally sends delightful emails like these to me and some friends. Guy is deranged