Picking leafs off the ground? Directly to jail for you

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Birth control without restrictions works.

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Yep, this definitely happened.

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It IS a real game

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Eat with those clothes on.

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How to turn down an invite.

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Honestly, I'd work out if this was the teacher.

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All consoles are good!

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Yes, we will see.

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Pure bliss

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How do you... what? What even is this?

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When trying to ruin reputations backfires horribly.

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Cats DO care!

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Tales of the unattractive kid.

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Almost like I just follow the rules that I never made.

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There’s always a Tweet.

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Address passive hatred with passive aggressive dismissal.

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Drunk watching Bob Ross?

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A shared hatred for England.

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Coal miners sell their bodies too guys

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Damn, didn’t know simply purchasing drugs means you deserve to get suffocated for 8 minutes.

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He does indeed.

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A life changing Muppets revelation

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Let me just run out of gas because of how racist I am.

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America’s education system in a nutshell.

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The political compass according to Dave Rubin

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Cosmo did it first.

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This is a guy who drives up and down the roads in Florida. He got his shit repossessed this morning.

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Picking leafs off the ground? Directly to jail for you!

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How did Baby Boomers get college for the price of a McChicken

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Welcome to McDonalds, how American are ya?

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Easy way to break it down

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There are people behind the disability. Anti-vaxxers don’t realize this.

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Tana Mongoose memes are the best memes.

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Now THIS is one I would buy...

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The American dream

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Gotta get that educated opinion.

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In California, everything is dude.

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Taking down Christianity falsehoods.

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I mean, Haris isn’t wrong.

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Found at my local Costco. Wanted to throw up. They were selling $900 knife sets!

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Good doggo.

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‘I am kind because I cannot allow anyone to go through what I did.’ Those words hit really hard.

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Wait, how long ago was the other day?

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Haha Greta go brrr.

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This unironically got recommended to me on Facebook...

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Glowing cats

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Goddamn anti-vaxxers.

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Sip on that chocolate milk.

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Any abused person knows this feeling all too well.

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Relationships are... a buddy system?

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Casual child abuse is so relatable... right?

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I don’t think I’ve ever been called out harder.

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Skater kids restore faith in humanity.

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Dude tries to slide into my girlfriends DM’s, this is how it went.

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It’s official, Canada’s hottest temperature record has been broken.

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why do you gotta be like this

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Ricky Gervais packing heat with this one.

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The customer is not always right.

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Some good life advice for people that may need to hear it today!

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Very important re-assurance, if you're actually worried about this.

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Polite yawn

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Someone’s gotta do it.

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Yell it for people in the back

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One of my mother-like coworkers shared this on Facebook today. I had to chip my two cents in.

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My dude... it’s been almost 6 years... and he won 2 elections... jfc

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I got a good chuckle out of this one. From BC so my view might be a bit tainted.

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My high school years in a nutshell.

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I can never unsee this now.

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Pride people should be on a list?

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The best bus seat pattern.

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Just a friendly reminder for the rules sticking over the holidays.

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Good guy Google.

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Be decent everyone. Single payer healthcare works.

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She's got a valid point.

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What was this even supposed to say?

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Thanks, I hate it.

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Don’t hate immigrants for taking your job, hate the companies.

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Cats and dogs are equal

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South Canada...?

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Three words... eight letters...

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Gates open, come on in!

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'How do you live in the United States of America and not speak English? English is the finest language in universal history.'

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Is there some sort of value to these I simply don’t understand?

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Edgy=woke... in bikini bottom?

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Agree or disagree?

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While I can’t draw, I’m doing my part. Why give legitimate Nazi’s a platform to spread their hatred?

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I still miss this show because of this friendship.

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All in favour?

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It isn’t 1985 anymore.

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Do drinks count? Fancy hot chocolate [OC]

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Just like I always dreamed about...

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I think we can all agree, fuck Pai.

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A story of the goodest of boys.

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God damnit this is too relevant.

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Fairly Odd-Parents compliments.

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Cult of scientism?

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The defaultest band ever.

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Good ‘ol blep.

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Arguing linguistics in America because cashiers.

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Damn that smoke alarm

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What do dogs think of us?

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Get fucked Crowder.

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The most Russian name to ever exist.

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Two different convos on two different apps

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The future is now.

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Ground breaking inventions.

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Remember the time PragerU called John Brown a ‘radical abolitionalist’?

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I'm kind of tempted in a way...

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YouTube is currently running ads like these in response to Bill C-11

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Bird box memes are best memes.

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I hate it when this happens.

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Honestly, if this isn’t someone out there.

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Balanced relationship = best relationship

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Tomato ball pits...?

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Science side of Tumblr strikes again

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While I’m here, let’s debunk some stuff.

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Wait a second... that’s how it works...?

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Benny boy takedown.

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Technically not wrong.

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‘He allowed me to pray for him’

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A real ‘oh shit’ moment.

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Fuck this curb in particular.

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Judgemental dog judges you.

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Things that your body hates, a convenient list.

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Everything I don’t like is indoctrination: a memoir

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I always get this when I leave action movies...

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Customer service reps aren’t your punching bags.

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Imagine tweeting this as the website itself.

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Oh no... that would be so terrible! s/

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Oof Candace

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Gordon Ramsay and his family are saints.

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Assumed bigotry against Christians?

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‘He’s really nice’ is not a character trait.

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Why would illegals want to go to South Dakota? Why would anyone want to go to South Dakota.

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Well... do they?

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Not Facebook but still... wow.

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Found this response on a Roe v Wade twitter thread.

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My Facebook memories haunt me forever, and now I shall share them with you.

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Your partner is allowed to have meaningful relationships with other people.

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Funimation voice actor crisis.

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Imagine unironically using this as an argument.

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A tire with a nail and screw in it? Yes please.

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Laugh away the worrisome feelings

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Honestly, you should be rewarded for loyalty and politeness and negatively punished for brash behaviour.

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Holtby mid-hair flip.

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What the hell.

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Who’s more rude and entitled?

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It genuinely baffles me on how people believe multiculturalism is going to be the death of Canada.

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Nobody else can have the honour of having the same name as me

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