Short but sweet! They messaged me out of the blue, and we talked for like two minutes about miniature furniture until this~~ the regret was palpable3yr ⋅ hitchyofchaos ⋅ r/creepyPMs
The Deliveroo gods have smiled upon me tonight. Farewell peasants, I shan't remember you when I'm rich1yr ⋅ hitchyofchaos ⋅ r/softwaregore
A lesser known fact in the scientific community; all women are genetically identical to bendy straws!2yr ⋅ hitchyofchaos ⋅ r/badwomensanatomy
