She said she likes puns
Did... did I make it guys?
That's it. I'm done. I've actually peaked this time and I'll never reach these heights again
She fell for it
Did I go too far? No, surely not.
My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
Got a “superlike” a few years ago from a girl that had just gotten Tinder a couple days before. I was her first and only Tinder date. On 10/12/19 we said “I do”
Playing the long game
Pretty sure I’m going to die alone.
ladies and gentleman. we’re in.
It was interesting to me at least
I'm proud of you
She doesn’t speak English and I’m 90% sure that last line is a google translation of sugar daddy and I can’t stop laughing
I can't take compliments.
Are you a hybrid
Was swiping at the dispensary when I looked up and saw the girl I was about to swipe on.
Pray for me.
I made a Tinder funny, how'd I do?
She had a violin in her photo
She's not wrong
F for this dude
One day though, one day
Saw this on tinder today, unfortunately we didnt match
It’s too much effort to block me, but less to call me ugly
I need a divorce
Ladies and gentlemen, we did it.
When you used to play League of Legends and you also don’t know how to flirt
My greatest magic trick revealed
I'm probably gonna get unmatched
What a time to be alive
We might be in boys
I did my best
Have some Faith.
This is why I haven’t opened the app in a week.
Reverse psychology trick
Got blocked lol
A goddamn legend walks among us
I can feel an uprising in my lower classes
Thanks to Tinder, I reconnected with someone I went to middle school with. Now we've been married for almost 3 years.
Fake accounts are fun
Too good to be true...
I can read between the lines
Here for a long time, not a good time
I had her in the first half I'm not gonna lie
I don't think she was too pleased with me
An old insult but with a twist
Matched with a dude like a week ago. We had some great conversation and then he went quiet out of nowhere. I never really thought about it and then today I was shipping orders for my website and one of the orders had this note. It was the only way he could think of to reach me 😂😂😂
Had to be done.
Risky message of the day
Crocs are finally good for something
So I'm bad at roleplaying I guess...
How dare this man
Recently single, downloaded to see what the dating world is like. First message.
The one time you try to be creative ...
Why even bother 😩😩
That was quick
My first match 🙃
Hi there, I'm a red flag. Date me.
a perfect love
Tinder in Russia did not disappoint.
Really thought this was a copypasta, nope- genuine crazy!
her bio said mrs. steal your dog
Waiting to be unmatched
Just send the link already
Stay gold rural tinder
Sorrow tv gets it
My friend's Tinder bio slays me.
that's what they mean, right?
We got em boys
My bio used to say “swipe right to get roasted”
honestly what a good idea
Had programming in her bio so I busted out some c++
I’m posting this banking on hope that she doesn’t have reddit
I got super liked by my highschool crush and now I'm nervous 😳
Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!
The negotiations were short
Sweet tinder match
After 60+ custom profiles, Tinder banned me. So, here are my 8 favorite.
Sheesh, tough crowd
Casual day at Tinder
She hasn’t responded yet. Taking bets on the unmatch
If you've met one, you've met 12
She’s just looking for her Prince Charming.
Am I doing this right?
Ah, a woman of culture.
These photos one after the other made me laugh
A child friendly train fact
Pics never lie
I have in my bio that i will write a poem on a topic of their choice.
There's no way this could backfire, right?
The truth hurts
Crow of Judgement
Tried to be creative, got my ass handed back instead.
Only God can judge me
Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it
Legend has it that Pete only gets Super Likes
I guess she was an actual flat earther
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
This did not steer the conversation in the right direction
“looking for something long term” no shit
Follow up for the homies out here
Was gonna wait for her response to post this but I don’t think I’m getting one
Not mine.. but damn.
i’m deleting this app
2.5 years ago, I almost deleted Tinder, but she replied and now're married <3