Million pound idea
I lost my job due to the virus, I’m isolated from my girlfriend and my daughter, I have no friends or family around, and I spent my birthday completely alone. BUT LOOK AT THIS FUCKING YOLK!!! 😍
Our lecturer is showing us a clip of himself on BBC news explaining the topic instead of just explaining the topic. I’ve never been flexed on so hard in my life.
First day back at school took its toll on this little girl
French is such a beautiful language
Well that was a complete waste of a morning. We came all the way to Liverpool because we heard today was the day and no bugger else had shown up.
A very British response, cheers Jon!
“Where’s the pride flag?” “Fuck knows, just whack out the twister mat”
Can’t beat it
The man sitting in front of me on the train is using a twix as a pillow
I'd love to see this too
Shoutout to Tony having his birthday at Legoland Windsor
Whilst flying back from Belfast yesterday it was clear enough to see the whole of the Isle of Man!
Every time I visit my parents house I find out they've got new cutlery
My Swedish attempt att full English breakfast
I know I need to lose a bit of weight but delaying my train like this is a bit harsh
Calm down BBC it's Monday morning
Efficient poster design in Bridgnorth pub
American here. Did I do it right?
haPpY tHaNksGivING dUDe
...otherwise known as making dinner
NHS proudly taking Top Answer here. Also please give blood this Christmas
Lanarkshire's new gritter
So this is what my mate woke up to this morning....
London Tube Map as seen from above...
This photo I took of gatwick this morning.
So I was watching BBC America and this happened
Great time to be on the roads, this is the M1 at the moment.
Open carry in the UK
English Heritage staff putting the clocks forward at Stonehenge for British Summertime
2nd attempt of a homemade fry-up by an American living in London. I took your advice and added beans, a sausage wall, fried bread, an extra egg and crispy potatoes. I left out the tomato and mushroom on purpose. So far this is my best one!
My kind of money
I'm confused about duck diet now
My hometown really wanted to put up a historical plaque but struggled to find a noteworthy event to celebrate.
Spotted this massive tweet of comedian Josh Weller
A touching moment between a Scottish Piper and a traditional African drummer as they play together in Edinburgh. It was a beautiful display of humanity but unfortunately it sounded like a cat being kicked down a flight of wooden stairs.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the worlds worst person
This guy is an absolute baller.
Maybe someone should check in on Sheffield and make sure they’re ok.
Anybody else watching bcc breakfast notice how scared the Chinook looked?
The missus finally boiled up the fake rubber egg this morning. We've been trying to trick each other with it for about 3 years. Victory is mine! 😀
Spotted Someone Having a Cheeky Peek on Sky News This Morning
In the town of Zermatt Switzerland they have been displaying national flags on the Matterhorn to show support during these trying times. Today they did one for the United Kingdom
I’m a uk artist painting pets that have died.
Whenever I walk past my neighbours field this guy always runs towards me for nose scratches.
My friend from work is moving to a new job so I made her a cake
Gotta take care of your postie
Just a reminder of what £1100 in rent can get you in London
Who does not cherish a fine piece of literature on the road
You wouldn't want to disappoint David Attenborough, would you?
The lollipop lady lost in translation
Career at Royal Mail, anyone?
Found a little fox on the way home from the pub, gave him some kebab
Difference between USA and UK
This place knows how to layout a breakfast!
There is a school by mine which is almost twice as old as The USA.
Just looked up from my breakfast to this
Homeschooling going well in this house
Pulled an April fools joke on a monkey 🐒
I knew exactly which house he meant
'Tis the season
Happy birthday to the kid from Hot Fuzz
Bollards were installed last week at my estate, meaning all 450 houses have to use one road to exit. In the wise words of that bloke from the dinosaur film life uh, finds a way
I have to admit that I also tried this as a 17 year old
A mosque, next to a bong shop, next to a sex shop, next to a Polish supermarket (Reading, Berks)
Alright folks. This is Gravy. Found it a month or so ago with severe injuries and the vets/RSPCA would have put it down. Bit of make do veterinary skills, touch and go, and TLC later and I'm happy to report it's fully healed and released back into the wild.
Desperate times, but not that desperate.
My other half making the right choices.
My father took this photo a few weeks ago near the Seven Sisters. I’ve never seen an image look so British, yet so French at the same time.
They are turning...
Excellent graffiti on the Southeastern train home
I do love National Rail social media.
The photo used on the 'Cornish Pasty Association' website is just perfect
Thought there was a cow in my neighbour's garden. I need new glasses.
Well... that's that problem solved then
They walked right into that one
My mate was in Bude with his family so I recommended him a tourist attraction. Seems he didn’t Google it first.
First time in England, and my parents were confused why I wanted to go here as the first stop on our trip to London.
Who doesn’t love being married
It's only taken me 29 years, but I've FINALLY managed to isolate an intact bourbon biscuit filling
She asked for it
Isolation day 12: Two women, mid 30’s, no children. Please send gin.
Lockdown tasting menu, course four. Sandwich aux doigts de poisson avec vingt petits pois, une frite solitaire et notre garniture de fleurs de haricots. Bon appétit!
Imagine walking out to find your car in scaffolding
Did anyone else used to love watching scrapheap challenge back in the day? No one I know watched it
Duck public health warning, for when they all come out to groove about, be nice and have fun in the sun
With this sort of entertainment why wouldn’t you pay £90 a month
When your Uber Eats driver reminds you that your area is dodgy politely
Entering my 30s in the best way possible
Got to love rush hour on Christmas Eve
I raise your biggest difference between brits and americans is how we view james corden and present to you, Hugh Laurie.
My Spanish mate has a paella pan. Asked to borrow it and put it to good use yesterday.
Popmaster shout outs in a nutshell.
Thank you to the High Comission in India for bringing my Mum home after eight weeks. This is my Dad...the least romantic person in the world waiting for her. ❤️
Life sucks for longer
Meanwhile, in South Wales, a levitating wheelie bin
This back alley on bin day in North East England is one of the most beautiful pictures of this country I've ever seen
New Vin Diesel franchise coming soon from Stansted!
Someone is a Big Fan of Vauxhall's
My travels peaked last month
Just paid £12.50 for this pile of shite in Bristol airport - bloody disgraceful
The Tesco buttons have arrived safely in America.
The most depressing football flag I have ever seen
This is just bang out of order
It's only half 8 and my day has already blessed with an extra long piece of Krave.
I love ducks
Godspeed to my local, fags and mags, who has had the name for over 20 years. Never change!
Food retail is a nightmare at the moment, but this response from my manager is perfect. Thanks boss, it really means a lot to me.
Prince Phillip personally visits woman’s house to apologise for the accident
What a year
M&S made my sandwich gay...
One the best chuckle brother moments
BBC science magazine sounds scarily similar to my 10 year old cousin.
That sad moment when you realise your milk has a Valentines date but you don’t
My old man removed a fence panel so he can share a beer with his neighbour
Nothing important but I’d just like to let you all know I saw a duck this morning. Thank you for listening.
They make a compelling argument
Meanwhile in Cornwall
You wanna be a big cop in a small town?
Is this the most British photo ever?
I’ve been living in the US a little while now. Started talking to this girl and she was curious where I’m from.
I think I've nailed the definition of a pub as opposed to a bar. A pub allows dogs and a bar doesn't. Fair? Here is Eddie and I. He is only a puppy and was first allowed out the house on the day the pubs closed. We've been practicing the walk to the pub ever since!
Took a pic I think sums up the British experience. I call it ‘waiting for a bus that isn’t coming, in the rain’
I could murder a kebab at any time of any day
I cannot get over how niche U.K. this is....
Little Brother and I got high as shit and went out on the piss last week - haven’t seen him in years so we sent Ma a selfie, as you do. I’ve gone to me nan’s house today and she’s fucking framed it
Facebook can be brutal sometimes
Full English Delivery success
Is Frank Skinner a national treasure yet?
It’s the 3rd November at 5pm, it is 8°c outside. Madman Mr Whippy just turned up
I hope the honey monster is okay.
Because ladies can't resist the scent of a Hob Nob stuck down the back of the sofa.
Peter Crouch being beautifully British.
I believe at 38, my Lego skills peaked this morning
Flying back from holiday when I was greeted with a familiar sight...
Can we please take a moment to appreciate Joe Lycetts ‘Pot Noodle’ rant sent to the Unilever CEO.
Guys, be super careful. I just checked our kid's sweets haul from last night and someone put a Stanley Tylon 5m tape measure in there. Good think I checked. Stay vigilant people!
This morning archaeologists have begun preparations to realign Stonehenge for winter now that the summer solstice has passed
Petition to make the blue Peter badge an award in this sub!
I’m an American visiting, the lady at Tesco just gave me these. What are they for?
At first glance I thought this was a very unconventional Greggs advert