First day back at school took its toll on this little girl
French is such a beautiful language
Shoutout to Tony having his birthday at Legoland Windsor
haPpY tHaNksGivING dUDe
“Where’s the pride flag?” “Fuck knows, just whack out the twister mat”
Well that was a complete waste of a morning. We came all the way to Liverpool because we heard today was the day and no bugger else had shown up.
Whilst flying back from Belfast yesterday it was clear enough to see the whole of the Isle of Man!
This photo I took of gatwick this morning.
I'd love to see this too
The man sitting in front of me on the train is using a twix as a pillow
American here. Did I do it right?
My Swedish attempt att full English breakfast
Calm down BBC it's Monday morning
Every time I visit my parents house I find out they've got new cutlery
I know I need to lose a bit of weight but delaying my train like this is a bit harsh
Difference between USA and UK
I knew exactly which house he meant
...otherwise known as making dinner
Open carry in the UK
I have to admit that I also tried this as a 17 year old
Happy birthday to the kid from Hot Fuzz
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the worlds worst person
This place knows how to layout a breakfast!
Pulled an April fools joke on a monkey 🐒
This guy is an absolute baller.
They are turning...
The missus finally boiled up the fake rubber egg this morning. We've been trying to trick each other with it for about 3 years. Victory is mine! 😀
The photo used on the 'Cornish Pasty Association' website is just perfect
Anybody else watching bcc breakfast notice how scared the Chinook looked?
They walked right into that one
Did anyone else used to love watching scrapheap challenge back in the day? No one I know watched it
My hometown really wanted to put up a historical plaque but struggled to find a noteworthy event to celebrate.
I'm confused about duck diet now
A touching moment between a Scottish Piper and a traditional African drummer as they play together in Edinburgh. It was a beautiful display of humanity but unfortunately it sounded like a cat being kicked down a flight of wooden stairs.
My friend from work is moving to a new job so I made her a cake
Just looked up from my breakfast to this
It's only taken me 29 years, but I've FINALLY managed to isolate an intact bourbon biscuit filling
Duck public health warning, for when they all come out to groove about, be nice and have fun in the sun
Just a reminder of what £1100 in rent can get you in London
I raise your biggest difference between brits and americans is how we view james corden and present to you, Hugh Laurie.
The lollipop lady lost in translation
One the best chuckle brother moments
Prince Phillip personally visits woman’s house to apologise for the accident
My other half making the right choices.
I could murder a kebab at any time of any day
Entering my 30s in the best way possible
Well... that's that problem solved then
My mate was in Bude with his family so I recommended him a tourist attraction. Seems he didn’t Google it first.
My father took this photo a few weeks ago near the Seven Sisters. I’ve never seen an image look so British, yet so French at the same time.
My Spanish mate has a paella pan. Asked to borrow it and put it to good use yesterday.
Facebook can be brutal sometimes
She asked for it
I do love National Rail social media.
Godspeed to my local, fags and mags, who has had the name for over 20 years. Never change!
Who doesn’t love being married
Nothing important but I’d just like to let you all know I saw a duck this morning. Thank you for listening.
Imagine walking out to find your car in scaffolding
You wanna be a big cop in a small town?
My sister is on holiday in New York. I never really got the whole 'fake news' thing until she sent me this.
Nice one RBS
M&S made my sandwich gay...
Only in the uk. (Found in stoke)
The second my daughter falls out of love with Peppa Pig I am going to set fire to this bloody thing and then roundhouse kick it to the sodding moon.
With this sort of entertainment why wouldn’t you pay £90 a month
Spotted in Birmingham
Is Frank Skinner a national treasure yet?
My sister saw this while driving and couldn't resist pulling over to take this picture
Because ladies can't resist the scent of a Hob Nob stuck down the back of the sofa.
Looks genuine to me…
Is this the most British photo ever?
Something we can all get behind
The most depressing football flag I have ever seen
Great final pay off to this story
someone in Cwmbran just erected a 20 foot T-Rex in their front garden
This bus stop has a bounty on its head
Don’t look back. Just run.
This back alley on bin day in North East England is one of the most beautiful pictures of this country I've ever seen
Flying back from holiday when I was greeted with a familiar sight...
I love ducks
This train has a likeness to Jo Brand
We live in California and we just received this box of candy from my wife’s brother who live in Norwich.
It's only half 8 and my day has already blessed with an extra long piece of Krave.
Tesla unveils new driverless car design, will be built and tested in the Midlands.
The bouquet residence!
Wife hates me for waking her; 100% worth it to catch the moon this morning.
Queen colour swatches.
‘Yeah mate. Whatever’.
Photo taken seconds before disaster.
You can leave me and my Frosties the fuck alone mate
Are you having a fucking laugh?
Took a pic I think sums up the British experience. I call it ‘waiting for a bus that isn’t coming, in the rain’
PLEASE HELP! I don't know if this is allowed but my 18 year old cousin has been missing in Worcester since 3am Tuesday night (article has it wrong) . If any of you are in/around Worcester can you please keep and eye out and call 101 if you know anything. Cheers.
It must be really haunted around here
Never change, DPD
Little Brother and I got high as shit and went out on the piss last week - haven’t seen him in years so we sent Ma a selfie, as you do. I’ve gone to me nan’s house today and she’s fucking framed it
Neither of these lads want to give the other right of way. Instead, they’ve driven right up to one another and are both filming each other whilst blocking traffic.
M6 glow up.
My friend went missing on a stag do in Portugal, We had this waiting in the morning...
Whipped this up on my lunch break, it's just too catchy!
Good from you, Royal Mail.
Why do I get the feeling these lads are about to drop the biggest summer comedy blockbuster of 2019
You know you're in a middle-class area when this is a thriving business
It’s the 3rd November at 5pm, it is 8°c outside. Madman Mr Whippy just turned up
UK population map in the style of Joy Division
I find this offensive
The full spectrum of British emotion
Accidentally bought a train ticket for the wrong day, can't get a refund so have left a Birmingham to London ticket in New Street station on the ticket machine opposite Oliver bonas. Ticket valid for tomorrow, 19/12!
Guys, be super careful. I just checked our kid's sweets haul from last night and someone put a Stanley Tylon 5m tape measure in there. Good think I checked. Stay vigilant people!
When your step mum asks if you enjoyed your mates coming round
As someone who only recently earned their British citizenship, I am proud to engage with the optimum British Rail experience.
50-50 chance, and I get it wrong every single time.
I beg your pardon?
Police release first picture of Gatwick drone suspect.
We're on The Chase lads
Just got off a 12hr 🤒night shift, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE. And to all those working night shifts throughout the holiday 😍 you got this.
Take one and F*** off
Think the local library needs to rethink their signs.
Bracing for another 2 mm of snow tonight
Sometimes the truth stings a little
We <3 curry, especially if it is free! Hearty gestures like this are what makes us Great Britain :)
That’s it, the rest of my day is fucked.
You know your tesco is in a rough spot when they have to put a security box around the cathedral city
I was messing around with panorama mode while hiking the Mourne Mountains yesterday and managed to get this shot.
Thanks for waiting. One of our advisers will be with you as soon as possible.
Flipping heck, The Chase, too soon
Rachel Riley celebrating 10 years of Countdown.
That's a pretty slow-flying missile...
1st class delivery
A sad tale
Work have finally given me my own office
Every city in the UK, according to Hollywood:
Throw a dart at a map they said. It’ll be FUN they said.
Found where most of this sub lives
I collected data from over 5,000 UK pubs. This is what I found.
Now I understand why TV Presenters are so perky in the morning
When the council forget about a sinkhole in your town