Million pound idea
Our lecturer is showing us a clip of himself on BBC news explaining the topic instead of just explaining the topic. I’ve never been flexed on so hard in my life.
First day back at school took its toll on this little girl
French is such a beautiful language
Well that was a complete waste of a morning. We came all the way to Liverpool because we heard today was the day and no bugger else had shown up.
“Where’s the pride flag?” “Fuck knows, just whack out the twister mat”
The man sitting in front of me on the train is using a twix as a pillow
I'd love to see this too
Can’t beat it
Shoutout to Tony having his birthday at Legoland Windsor
Whilst flying back from Belfast yesterday it was clear enough to see the whole of the Isle of Man!
Every time I visit my parents house I find out they've got new cutlery
My Swedish attempt att full English breakfast
I know I need to lose a bit of weight but delaying my train like this is a bit harsh
Calm down BBC it's Monday morning
Efficient poster design in Bridgnorth pub
American here. Did I do it right?
haPpY tHaNksGivING dUDe
...otherwise known as making dinner
Lanarkshire's new gritter
This photo I took of gatwick this morning.
NHS proudly taking Top Answer here. Also please give blood this Christmas
Great time to be on the roads, this is the M1 at the moment.
Open carry in the UK
London Tube Map as seen from above...
So this is what my mate woke up to this morning....
2nd attempt of a homemade fry-up by an American living in London. I took your advice and added beans, a sausage wall, fried bread, an extra egg and crispy potatoes. I left out the tomato and mushroom on purpose. So far this is my best one!
I'm confused about duck diet now
My hometown really wanted to put up a historical plaque but struggled to find a noteworthy event to celebrate.
A touching moment between a Scottish Piper and a traditional African drummer as they play together in Edinburgh. It was a beautiful display of humanity but unfortunately it sounded like a cat being kicked down a flight of wooden stairs.
My kind of money
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the worlds worst person
This guy is an absolute baller.
Anybody else watching bcc breakfast notice how scared the Chinook looked?
The missus finally boiled up the fake rubber egg this morning. We've been trying to trick each other with it for about 3 years. Victory is mine! 😀
Spotted this massive tweet of comedian Josh Weller
Maybe someone should check in on Sheffield and make sure they’re ok.
I’m a uk artist painting pets that have died.
My friend from work is moving to a new job so I made her a cake
Just a reminder of what £1100 in rent can get you in London
The lollipop lady lost in translation
Career at Royal Mail, anyone?
Difference between USA and UK
This place knows how to layout a breakfast!
Just looked up from my breakfast to this
Pulled an April fools joke on a monkey 🐒
I knew exactly which house he meant
'Tis the season
Happy birthday to the kid from Hot Fuzz
I have to admit that I also tried this as a 17 year old
Bollards were installed last week at my estate, meaning all 450 houses have to use one road to exit. In the wise words of that bloke from the dinosaur film life uh, finds a way
My other half making the right choices.
They are turning...
My father took this photo a few weeks ago near the Seven Sisters. I’ve never seen an image look so British, yet so French at the same time.
Excellent graffiti on the Southeastern train home
The photo used on the 'Cornish Pasty Association' website is just perfect
I do love National Rail social media.
Well... that's that problem solved then
They walked right into that one
My mate was in Bude with his family so I recommended him a tourist attraction. Seems he didn’t Google it first.
A mosque, next to a bong shop, next to a sex shop, next to a Polish supermarket (Reading, Berks)
First time in England, and my parents were confused why I wanted to go here as the first stop on our trip to London.
It's only taken me 29 years, but I've FINALLY managed to isolate an intact bourbon biscuit filling
Who doesn’t love being married
She asked for it
Imagine walking out to find your car in scaffolding
Did anyone else used to love watching scrapheap challenge back in the day? No one I know watched it
Duck public health warning, for when they all come out to groove about, be nice and have fun in the sun
With this sort of entertainment why wouldn’t you pay £90 a month
Entering my 30s in the best way possible
When your Uber Eats driver reminds you that your area is dodgy politely
Got to love rush hour on Christmas Eve
I raise your biggest difference between brits and americans is how we view james corden and present to you, Hugh Laurie.
My Spanish mate has a paella pan. Asked to borrow it and put it to good use yesterday.
This back alley on bin day in North East England is one of the most beautiful pictures of this country I've ever seen
Life sucks for longer
Just paid £12.50 for this pile of shite in Bristol airport - bloody disgraceful
The most depressing football flag I have ever seen
It's only half 8 and my day has already blessed with an extra long piece of Krave.
I love ducks
Godspeed to my local, fags and mags, who has had the name for over 20 years. Never change!
My travels peaked last month
Prince Phillip personally visits woman’s house to apologise for the accident
Someone is a Big Fan of Vauxhall's
What a year
M&S made my sandwich gay...
One the best chuckle brother moments
Nothing important but I’d just like to let you all know I saw a duck this morning. Thank you for listening.
They make a compelling argument
You wanna be a big cop in a small town?
Is this the most British photo ever?
Took a pic I think sums up the British experience. I call it ‘waiting for a bus that isn’t coming, in the rain’
I could murder a kebab at any time of any day
Little Brother and I got high as shit and went out on the piss last week - haven’t seen him in years so we sent Ma a selfie, as you do. I’ve gone to me nan’s house today and she’s fucking framed it
That sad moment when you realise your milk has a Valentines date but you don’t
Facebook can be brutal sometimes
Is Frank Skinner a national treasure yet?
It’s the 3rd November at 5pm, it is 8°c outside. Madman Mr Whippy just turned up
I hope the honey monster is okay.
Because ladies can't resist the scent of a Hob Nob stuck down the back of the sofa.
I’ve been living in the US a little while now. Started talking to this girl and she was curious where I’m from.
Flying back from holiday when I was greeted with a familiar sight...
Can we please take a moment to appreciate Joe Lycetts ‘Pot Noodle’ rant sent to the Unilever CEO.
Guys, be super careful. I just checked our kid's sweets haul from last night and someone put a Stanley Tylon 5m tape measure in there. Good think I checked. Stay vigilant people!
Petition to make the blue Peter badge an award in this sub!
Take one and F*** off
As someone who only recently earned their British citizenship, I am proud to engage with the optimum British Rail experience.
The bouquet residence!
Peter Crouch being beautifully British.
Don’t look back. Just run.
I made some curious friends today when out walking...
You know your tesco is in a rough spot when they have to put a security box around the cathedral city
I’m an American visiting, the lady at Tesco just gave me these. What are they for?
My sister is on holiday in New York. I never really got the whole 'fake news' thing until she sent me this.
Nice one RBS
Only in the uk. (Found in stoke)
Prince William awarding an MBE for services to the deaf today.
Derwent Reservoir, Peak District.
I filled in the shield from the pennies!
The second my daughter falls out of love with Peppa Pig I am going to set fire to this bloody thing and then roundhouse kick it to the sodding moon.
British vandalism at its finest
Spotted in Birmingham
Good from you, Royal Mail.
It must be really haunted around here
I beg your pardon?
When your step mum asks if you enjoyed your mates coming round
Rachel Riley celebrating 10 years of Countdown.
Honesty at Waterstones
My sister saw this while driving and couldn't resist pulling over to take this picture
BBC Radio 4 has changed a bit
someone in Cwmbran just erected a 20 foot T-Rex in their front garden
This bus stop has a bounty on its head
I present you, Swindon's contribution to the success of the UK
I was messing around with panorama mode while hiking the Mourne Mountains yesterday and managed to get this shot.
Whipped this up on my lunch break, it's just too catchy!
Why do I get the feeling these lads are about to drop the biggest summer comedy blockbuster of 2019
Throw a dart at a map they said. It’ll be FUN they said.
Spotted this while wandering through Cambridge
Looks genuine to me…