Just want to thank my daughter for putting cat toys in my pocket while I was making her breakfast and not noticing until I got to work3yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
1 year old has been up since 3. But we’re at the beach so took her to watch the sunrise2yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/pics
My wife had to go into the ER on NYE for Covid and realized waiting a few more hours would have put the balance toward our new 2022 deductible2yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
My daughter liked a boy’s transformer from daycare. So her daycare provider bought her one for Christmas.3yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
On my first watch through and this episode description cracked me up on what it said about Sanji.1yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/OnePiece
My busted out a bin of old toys for my daughters. Found some sleeves of pogs thrown in there1yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/nostalgia
Poked my head in my 3 year olds room early this morning. For some reason, she put her step stool on her pillow and is sleeping next to it.2yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My daughter put some cat toys in my pocket while I was making her breakfast and I didn’t notice until I got to work.3yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/wholesome
One of my customers has this homemade drill organizer in their metal shop2yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I just wanted to share my Eddie Murray themed beer I’ve been enjoying during quarantine.4yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/baseball
Telling people I used a “blend” of chips but just actually had two bags low enough to combine for use.2yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/smoking
If you are driving on Lombard at South East St there is a Christmas tree in the road.3yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/baltimore
I caught a Nacho Mamas koozie at the Towson parade while holding my daughter and it’s basically the coolest thing I’ve done in a while3yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/baltimore
I was not expecting this when I asked my coworker what her plans were for the weekend. She said she had none but her husband was going to a party10yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My 2 year old daughter said she wanted the pig balloon at the grocery store today. Took me a second to understand what she was looking at.2yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/funny
Just saw this hanging from under my truck. Can this just be removed and chucked?1yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/f150
My polarized sunglasses allow me to see my vertical monitor but not my horizontal one4yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This mom was carrying around her kids prop for the Otakon convention yesterday in Baltimore.10yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/pics
From a local delegates discussion on protecting a Christopher Columbus statue4yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
When my wife says I can't have anymore cigarettes when I'm drunk because we're thinking about having kids7yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Started spelling words out with the tub toy letters during my kids bath-time. My wife was not impressed.2yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/funny
The amount of freedom these flags produce is too powerful for children to handle10yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/MURICA
Smokey earns his right to live in our house by tolerating pretty much anything from our two year old1yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/cats
MRW I keep seeing Trump and his supporters complain about the election results3yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/reactiongifs
The mornings with my daughter before daycare drop off are a lot of fun. I’m happy she’s a morning person like me.5yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/happy
I stopped by my brother's to walk his orange boy since he had to stay late at work7yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/rarepuppers
Mine and my friends reaction when we see our buddy leaving the bar with the girl he's been talking to all night10yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Haven't really noticed my progress because I don't look at many photos of me. But my fiance took this last night and I was amazed. Left is from Christmas and don't know what I was then. I was 255 in March and am down to 225. This really helps you feel good about the work.9yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/progresspics
Prime rib I posted from early after sitting for a while. Left one had a roast rub from the grocery store applied and right one only sprinkled with salt. Pulled off smoker at 12511yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/food
My fiance is from Oxford, MS and I noticed this on the door of the restaurant we went to on our last trip down there. Though you all would enjoy. Oxford is where Ole Miss is just to clarify9yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/NYGiants
I just took a new job that is in a different city. I always stopped at my parents house in the morning for a cup of coffee and to have small talk9yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Getting some morning coffee and snacks today and the credit card machine is broken10yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If I don't make my breakfast fast enough for Smokey. He expresses his displeasure the only way he knows how7yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/cats
I've been transferring this chunk over for three bags now and haven't been able to bring myself to throw it in the fire7yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/smoking
Don't know if anyone else met the guy doing Biking for Baseball last night but he was awesome and had a good time at the yard9yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/orioles
My mom makes candied pecans every Christmas for her clients. I beg like a dog for any leftover ones.10yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/food
Prime rib more rare in foreground with more well behind. Horseradish sauce and shrimp cakes with creamed spinach casserole and potatoes in the back to finish it off.11yr ⋅ timboh ⋅ r/food