Nothing ever happens

May 31 ⋅ ⋅

“Elon Musk”

Feb 2025 ⋅

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Vampire

Mar 2025 ⋅

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The state of global diplomacy

Aug 2025 ⋅

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20 million Democrats this morning.

Nov 2024 ⋅

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My brain...

Aug 2025 ⋅

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RIP Apollo

Feb 2025 ⋅

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Did you hear the news?

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Me, dramatically exhausted after 3 weeks of 2025

Jan 2025 ⋅

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Seize the means, comrade!/s

Apr 14 ⋅

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Mary sorting the devil out

Apr 26 ⋅

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Cleavage toast.

Nov 2025 ⋅

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Biceps

Oct 2025 ⋅

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The mental health struggle is real.

Jan 2025 ⋅

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Praise the Sun

Oct 2022 ⋅

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The soul.

Mar 2023 ⋅

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Top Tier Parenting

Nov 2024 ⋅

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Opposites attract?

Jun 2025 ⋅

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Jousting and chill

Aug 2025 ⋅

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Make Love, Not War

Feb 20 ⋅

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‎

Oct 2024 ⋅

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When you go to a fancy party and decide to steal their 50'' HD TV

Jun 2022 ⋅

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Sleep paralysis

Aug 2025 ⋅

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*Dies to basic enemy 5 minutes later*

Apr 18 ⋅

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Awww, have a bad dream buddy?

Mar 2023 ⋅

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Not today, bird

Jan 2023 ⋅

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When your friend's new hobby is blind egg dancing but you still want to support them

Feb 23 ⋅

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Quality content.

May 2023 ⋅

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Start of a New Week.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Doesn't mean I want to spend $250 on Air Pods though

Oct 2025 ⋅

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New discoveries

May 2023 ⋅

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Looking cute

Oct 2024 ⋅

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I know I know, but it's still way better

Jun 11 ⋅

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I’m at pro level

Dec 2025 ⋅

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Feels like an eternity

Oct 2022 ⋅

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Holy cow!

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Should have nailed that thing shut

Mar 2025 ⋅

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I put that shit right there, said the Jesus calmly

Oct 2022 ⋅

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City express.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Such a relief

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Happy weekend

Mar 2023 ⋅

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Get the cat armor now!

Dec 2024 ⋅

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Is it safe?

Dec 2022 ⋅

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srsly tho

Oct 2022 ⋅

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Heroes

May 2025 ⋅

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Simple

Oct 2024 ⋅

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And it’s always over the most petty things

Apr 2023 ⋅

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misscalculation

Oct 2022 ⋅

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I’ll never know

Jan 1 ⋅

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Whoa indeed

Nov 2022 ⋅

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What's wrong mommy?

Oct 2022 ⋅

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Relatable

Jul 2025 ⋅

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I should probably get that fixed...

Feb 2025 ⋅

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Job Interview

Oct 2022 ⋅

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Women! Man your spindles now!

Nov 2025 ⋅

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A novel invention

Sep 2022 ⋅

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Happens too damn often.

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Home sweet home

Jan 2023 ⋅

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the Two Types.

Jan 2023 ⋅

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When you're on your lunch break and considering not going back

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Prego.

May 2023 ⋅

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RIP King

Aug 2025 ⋅

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Smooth af

Aug 2025 ⋅

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Hit the nail on the head with this one

Apr 2022 ⋅

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Can't risk a rip

Oct 2025 ⋅

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Education

Apr 21 ⋅

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Where did the weekend go?

Sep 2022 ⋅

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He “fell”

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Is 30 ok?

Apr 4 ⋅

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True.

Apr 2023 ⋅

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i need answers!

Oct 2021 ⋅

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Out of hand

Dec 2022 ⋅

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A stiff drink

Nov 2022 ⋅

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New shoes and a haircut

Jan 2023 ⋅

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Can't let it go to waste

Jun 2022 ⋅

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Uh oh. oh ya

Apr 2023 ⋅

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Why do I do this?

Sep 2025 ⋅

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They're oblivious

Sep 2021 ⋅

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I'm about to end this whole Renaissance's career

Aug 14 ⋅

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Watched too many twilight zones and woke up in one.

Mar 2023 ⋅

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But I'll still need to get a roommate

Jan 2023 ⋅

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/u/spez right now

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Tennis Balls and the Doggo

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Life is a cruel mistress

Sep 2022 ⋅

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With the current news and all

May 2022 ⋅

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They were traumatized for life

Mar 2023 ⋅

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Damn...

Apr 2025 ⋅

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Catnip not even once

Apr 2025 ⋅

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I hate Mondays

Jan 2023 ⋅

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So are we gonna bring this back or what

Jul 2022 ⋅

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Intro

Aug 2022 ⋅

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That’ll teach them.

Apr 2023 ⋅

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Gotta get them followers!

Sep 2025 ⋅

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Now that’s tasty!

Apr 2023 ⋅

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I am but a shell of a human

Jan 2023 ⋅

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Ruffles.

May 2023 ⋅

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Why

Sep 2024 ⋅

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Enshittified

Jul 2025 ⋅

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Let me in

Jul 2022 ⋅

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It brings happiness.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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It’s the dream I’ll never have

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Jesus Loves..

Jul 2022 ⋅

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One or two?

Feb 2023 ⋅

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The Absinthe Drinker.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Mirrors

May 19 ⋅

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Economics

Sep 2025 ⋅

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How to do a Special Move

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Give it back please

Aug 9 ⋅

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I guess there's always my electric toothbrush

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Bruh

Aug 2022 ⋅

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cant deny that offer

Oct 2022 ⋅

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Facts.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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I hate it when this happens

Apr 2022 ⋅

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—sincerely, the rest of the world

Oct 2024 ⋅

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Breaking News Report

Jul 2022 ⋅

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I’m so bad

Sep 2022 ⋅

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The scientific method

Aug 2022 ⋅

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💤 Nap time

Aug 2022 ⋅

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Understanding history

Mar 2022 ⋅

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Kids...

Jul 2022 ⋅

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In the beginning there was dog. And he was the besteth.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Buuurrn!

Jan 2023 ⋅

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When you just f**king can't anymore

Aug 2025 ⋅

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Pandora unboxed.

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Legends.

May 2022 ⋅

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Bojack

May 2022 ⋅

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Sleeping outside tonight.

Jan 2023 ⋅

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Lemme smang it

Nov 2022 ⋅

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When she mad at everyone for no real reason.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Mini heart attack

Jun 2022 ⋅

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Babysitting...

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Pulling out the big guns

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Frog Lives Matter.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Ahhhh... A Timeless Piece of Work.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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what is she doing to Thor!?!?!

Oct 2022 ⋅

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They grow up so fast.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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That feel.

Apr 2023 ⋅

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Get fix and chill

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Normal Problems..

Jan 2023 ⋅

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I want it done by naptime!

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Delivering bad news

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Only God's know.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Yes.

Jun 2022 ⋅

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stop prayin

May 2022 ⋅

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Me and My Dragon (in 2022.)

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Self-appreciation

Sep 2025 ⋅

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I want it that way

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Fractional reserve banking, U mad bro?

Aug 2022 ⋅

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2022 got me watching my Spending Habits

Jul 2022 ⋅

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It can get very frustrating.

Apr 2023 ⋅

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