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Congressman (and award-winning physicist) Bill Foster (D-IL) welcomes George Santos (R-NY) to the House Science Committee, one scientist to another.

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What are the odds?

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Oedipus Rekt!

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Waiting on that frontal lobe development

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Seems like Americans can talk about everything except the real problems.

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Oh well. Now, who wants mac 'n' cheese?

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The Wizard of Oz' wrap party - 1939

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Teach the children well

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Young Kurt Russell kicking Elvis Presley in the shin, 1963.

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Mirror Mirror, on the Wall! Kernel Panic, Re-install.

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Math: not even once!

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Damn auto-correct!

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AKA Jeezits

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This was 10 years ago.

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to find a roommate with benefits.

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Dear websites: I'm here to read your article, I'm not here for a fucking relationship.

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My daughter went to Preschool, then we homeschooled her for 9 years, and last week she started High School. Apparently for your student ID, they use the last photo on record.

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Do you know how the Orcs first came to being?

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Spotted on r/Conservative: I feel like MAGA could really tear this country apart

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Philomena Cunk is straight-up savage.

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Finally!

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Literally *nobody* assumes I'm the smartest in the room

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Essential

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No Brenda, Pepsi is most definitely NOT OK!

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Happy Anniversary to me ... I guess?

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A US Founding Father says the quiet part out loud

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Some prisoners earn just 10 cents an hour for their work.

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This elegant yet understated bracelet my daughter made out of spaghetti and a black olive

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There's no place like Rome

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Just when I thought it was safe!

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It's over, Jack.

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Try not to stair.

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Dear websites: I'm here to read your article, I'm not here for a fucking relationship.

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Presenting The Magdeburg Unicorn. You're welcome.

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I'll be workin' out with Buff Jesus in the Sweet Hereafter

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Looks like beating your meat's back on the menu, boys!

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ISO like this one.

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Sex Pistols' Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious: Either you flameout, or you live long enough to become the villain (1978).

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Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

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Another one who should have stuck with painting.

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Wut the ^x^c :q! ???

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Well said!

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It's The Best Day Ever!

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This post did not age well

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Well the news isn't all bad!

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... Dumbledore said calmly.

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85.9° outside? Well that's not too ... wait, what!?!

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Because your typical high schooler would be fascinated by the intricacies of the 1040 tax form

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Al-jazeera: Yemeni students flee war in Ukraine

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People traveling to Mexico for surgery aren't Medical Tourists, they're Healthcare Refugees.

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The Spank Me StateTM

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There, I said it!

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SRSLY tho' why is this happening? They just found Fentanyl in Marijuana, ferchrissake.

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When your Really Useful Union threatens to shut the whole goddamn thing down

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They are not televising the revolution

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It is our business

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New local restaurant is lit!

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rest of the f*cking lawn

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Security is so easy!

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After 20 Years, My Dancing Baby T-Shirt Has Started To Look Like An Old Oil-Painting

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Just shake it harder!

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Makes sense

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Remembering Reagan

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[OC] It's The Best Day Everrrrrr!

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New here, are memes allowed?

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Happy 80th Birthday to Bernie, our Best Avenger!

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Brutalist Pepe, Master of Concrete.

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Got Milk?

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I made dis

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His procrastination *is* your emergency.

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Chicken-fried fuck

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I had no idea these existed, but I couldn't have afforded one anyway.

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The nice thing about Salvation Army in an expensive neighborhood: huge monitors and TVs for under $50

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This is fine weather.

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Every sign tells a story

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Under oath, Rupert Murdoch provides an elegant summary of the US political system

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Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Cancer and Vixen!

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The sandwiches aren't even that good anymore

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Happy 80th Birthday to Bernie, our Best Avenger!

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Introducing The Museum of Sturdily-Built and Still Functional Office Equipment, aka my office!

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I continue to be mystified by the obsession with the royals on this side of the pond

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☭ Arm the teachers ☭

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Mirror Mirror, on the Wall! Kernel Panic, Re-install.

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Based on a true story

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Another fairly dark kids movie

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Remember that time we eliminated segregation?

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Who puts mayo on a hot dog?

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I am 100% here for this!

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My elderly aunt and uncle call this their Dementia Clock. In addition to the time and day of the week, it lets you know whether it's morning, afternoon, or night-time.

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Another inspiring young black entrepreneur

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This nook in my sister's Brooklyn apt.

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Like, Jesus *literally* said to keep that in the closet.

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There's a bit of kerfuffle over on r/Conservative about the wikipedia article Mass Killings Under Communist Regimes. Whatever. I think somebody here might be able to make this article happen though

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Companies would rather destroy excess inventory, than risk damage to their brand.

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My girl recognizes some bullshit when she sees it.

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Fly, you fools!

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I don't like to brag, but I think I changed somebody's life today.

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A rare moment of candor

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Thought some of y'all might appreciate my old-school skis; I get lots of amused comments!

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Is there such a thing as negative credibility?

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What if we threw a Humanitarian Intervention and nobody came?

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Another Modest Proposal

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Happy Armistice Day!

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Never doubt that a small group of thoughtless, self-centered, Karens can ruin a city. Sometimes, it is the only thing that ever has.

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You said it, Tom, not me!

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This elegant yet understated bracelet my daughter made out of spaghetti and a black olive

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Why do you meme like you're running out of time?

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Gently apply cream to the burned area

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I know what it's like to lose.

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Step aside, Science!

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When you hear that police have finally identified the Zodiac Killer and it's time for you to lay low for awhile ...

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Rodent Chamber for sale on Craigslist. Who knew?

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It's only Real Violence if it's State-Sponsored, otherwise it's just Sparkling Shareholder Value.

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A Founding Father says the quiet part out loud

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Gnu's Now Unsafe

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Imagine refusing to wear a mask in a hospital

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God used this one neat trick to protect me

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GenZ won't recognize this superior automotive dual spiral gear drivetrain

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Bob Ross is perfectly balanced

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Where is this left-wing media meltdown I've been hearing so much about?

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Excellent use of the passive-aggressive voice.

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This ad bragging about using AI to put actors out of work

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Inclusivity is destroying our military!

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