Just gotta hold the phone close so they won't see...

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Yeah, no.

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Jesus wept

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It left me no choice, it had to be done

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Life in plastic, it's fantastic

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The trials of eye candy

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How the mighty have fallen...

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I’ll have the usual

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Cats are gods

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Don’t move

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Good 'ol days

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Tempting fate

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Stabbed

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Excuse me...Sir? Sir?

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Doesn't even have to flush

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When you run out of basic necessities

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She'll be worried

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What a charmer

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A fair trade, indeed.

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The poop sweats have commenced

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Please stop

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Victorian flexin babes

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No caption needed, apparently

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Both were good

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How'd I end up here?

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jesus the teacher and storyteller

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Tatted up

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Open and honest

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Self burn

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they were from 1800 contacts dammit

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Story time

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Welcome to Johndonkey

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Hmmm

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The irony

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I'm all of a sudden terrified of needles.

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You Anubis was coming

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Hopefully there will be some falafel there at least

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Pic on the right is like Willem Dafoe had a baby with Bill Nighy.

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Well hello there

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The beginnings of Reddit

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Just bury it deep

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*sits 27 hours for an oil painting*

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Holy shot

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Tough options

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That’ll teach them.

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Circle back to this topic

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When your homies need to level up

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Magnifico

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On toast

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It's all fun and war until someone loses an eye

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Word!

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Immeasurable Disappointment

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Chris, I think I’m dying...

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Not that one, the other one!!

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Cat Problems

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Byte me

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Fashion Repeats Itself

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The ground is lava

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What are you doing up so late?

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He can't get it up

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Poor girl

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So fire 🔥

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Trying times

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No clue what happened, but I'm keeping the owl

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Victorian times sucked

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Who would know better

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Then wake up around noon

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I think you already know the answer

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Fuck war

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Archeologist interpretation

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It's a gift.

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Not again

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Gimme a minute, I'll be right back

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Spitting bars

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It's a tight fit.

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A meme that ends too soon.

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Pumpkin Genocide

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Watch out cool guy coming through

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Kitty is fed up with your shit

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Too damn picky

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Was worth it

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Darn Industrial Agers

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I took a pill in Ibiza....

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Oh no!

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Just get over it Gary

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Impregnated goblin

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Was it worth it?

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Do I look sad?

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He's got a good point..

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Asserting dominance

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Fess up, Steven

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Sweet Dreams..... - Oh Hey. Hi, there.

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They feel like bags of sand

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The Absinthe Minded Professor

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Matrix Dodge

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This happened

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Philosophy

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The best boy

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Such complex creatures.

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Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man

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Yawn.2

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Time Traveller

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It do be like that

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Geez Judas lay off man

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The invention of glue

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Not feeling so festive now...

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It's me, I'm the friend

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That whore

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Succc

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Wild!

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Take me back

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Where's the beef?

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It’s okay boy

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Thanks a lot, Athanasios

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I’ll be a good boy.

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I hate it when that happens.

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A year from now

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So anyways this one time in third grade .

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Are you alive bro

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Be like Bob.

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thats from big lebowski

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He's all grown up

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Divine Inspiration

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C’mon bro....you know what I mean??

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would you like to leave a review

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Feudalism

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An elaborate ruse

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Christ speaking facts

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*blank stare*

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Eliminate

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I don’t even know how to read cursive, what does this say?

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Winner of the 1446 Grammy goes to..

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Simple requests

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Justice

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Why does baby Jesus look like an old man?

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Oh Mr. Vermeer, you naughty

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To shreds, you say?

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Word Problems

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Tatted up

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How do you convert to miles?

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So so hard

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Is that an umbrella in your dress or are you just happy to see me?

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Thou Shall Not Flinch when Man act-eth at throwing a Punch

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Once you pop...

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